oooooooooooooooooooo av bin diggin: the Daxlet teen

[ludo]

Guys u iz all looozers wid dat diggin. I iz chasin kats, dats what da kool cockers do. Dey must luv it 2 cus dey sits outside de front door for me in de mornins, my hoomun sez I iz wakin de neighbours up but shes just stoopid  .

Millie de mayhem.

ooooooooooooo I do dat an all ... I av bin chasin my bengal cat an pouncin on er cos she meks a noise an I fink itz a gud bit o fun  ... I fink me mum az bin torkin abowt or-moans or somut ... wot's an or and why iz it moanin?? ... am opin yew lot know cos she az me flumuxt 

she torks in weeerd speeek sumtimes ... if she finks I av me problims az a teeen jus fink abowt them or's who ar moanin ... she wud not bee appy wif dat  ... I iz appy as larry evin if I iz a teen and diggin, chasin, pacin an pinchin ... she were shocked  cos I nicked er teeeeee off the table .. I can reeeeeech an it wer gud ... I avn't bin able to do it agin she sez it were norty, norty, norty (yawn)

... but I don't moan like them or's 

[Becky and Wilson]

hello, iz Isla here, fank you all for de gud tips I shall aff to try dem out.  I iz a gud girl tho cuz I elp mummy wiv de ree-sye-kling while she beez at work.  She puts it in a big bag behind da bin so I pull de bag out and help her shred de paper.  She say it luks like a bom as hit, I fink dat must be a gud fing.  Sumtimes I efen take de paper out to de garden so it goes all soggy in de rain!  It tastes gud like dat, not so dry!  Mummy sez nayboors will fink we is tramps wiv all de paper about, I no no what she means 

[MegandMolly]

Helo Isla, we do ree-syk-ling too! we like to elp wiv de bockles, de is gud to chew. We eated mummy's mat thingy today, mummy is not appy, it wuz lots of pennies in de shop. mummy sez we will ave no pocket monies for PAH if we is norty! .
We is goin to de woof show tomorro so we ope to get pwitty rwbbons so mummy luvs us agin. Beffan is going to put us on a lead and tell judge lady we is gud!! we ope judge lady wears dark trowsers and likel cocker kisses cos we is gonna kiss er to get pwitty wibbons!

[ludo]

 iz nice fur u to git sum ribbonz girlies  if I wernt two bizy diggin an stuff wud cum over der an av a look at yer in yer posh; an I gess u girlies av to beeee gud but uz teeeen boyz can be norty coz iz wot boyz dooo 

but wot I reeeeeeeeeelly wanna know iz wot are OR'S an why iz dey MOANIN she keeeeeps sayin OR-MOANS an shakin er ed soooo they mus be gettin on er nerves .... av looooooked but can't find em 

[twolittleboys]

wellz, yuz got nufink on uz cos wuz ben eatinz dadizz new graz wot he lad last nite, thez cant cach uz both whin wez whizzzzin arund.  Mummy keps saying ebay ... wots ebay, doz it taste gud?

Lotz of licks for woof show tomorro (wots a woof show?)

Love   x2

[MegandMolly]

Penny iz doin de woof show tis on de pooter in de shows bit, we likes Peeny, she elps de woofs that got no mummys and daddys and she got bizcuts in er pockits too!
Penny is doin de woof show in Ystrad Mynach tomorro, we is goin to see de offur woofs, den we is goin to a COL meet to see friendz. Beffun de little hooman is takin us to de woof show cos she wants us to be guid woofs an get wibbons to go on er wall in er bedroom. er bedroom is fab, der is teddies in der we can steal and eat um!! Beffun cwies when we eated the teddys, we is sowwie, so we want to win sum wibbons for er.

[Becky and Wilson]

but wot I reeeeeeeeeelly wanna know iz wot are OR'S an why iz dey MOANIN she keeeeeps sayin OR-MOANS an shakin er ed soooo they mus be gettin on er nerves .... av looooooked but can't find em 

I finks an OR's is dem big scary fings wot peepul get rides on, yoo no, de ones dat do tasty pooz!

[ludo]

oooooo I no em ... u iz rite ... iz scary an iz runnin wen I see um
iz massif !

[MegandMolly]

OR - Moans iz a gwumpy orse den! Glad dat is sorted den, woz gittin worrid.  
we is goin to bed , cos we iz in de woof show tomorra, we iz up urly to digz de olles first

[Becky and Wilson]

ope youz get lots of wibbons!

[ludo]

megandmolly: gud luk!! I bet u get lotz of ribbuns 

[MegandMolly]

I wented to de woof show and Meg did gotted a blue wibbon, de Beffun hooman is appee 
We saw woof fwinds an Penny, but Penny woz bizzy and ad no bikkies!! 
We got bikkies from Four Paws shop, but de bikkies was YUK!!   We gived dem to our woof fwinds cos dee said 'yum'.

mummy gotted sun burn an is pawly naw, so weis goin in de gardin to pic er sumfwers to make er appee!

[JerryBerry]

Absolutely bloody demented! the lot of you!!!!!! 

[MegandMolly]

Absolutely bloody demented! the lot of you!!!!!! 

She do fink we is stoopid!
Tis verrry ard to do pooter if yous ave paws!

[KatieJean]

Hi boys a gals, Willow here

My mum bin lafin so much on putor so i bin chewin wires. I chewd telephon wires uffer day so the git new one. I chewd walls,defnt col underneef, wud and i pinch. I jist bin on table, mum not plisd.