oooooooooooooooooooo av bin diggin: the Daxlet teen

[MegandMolly]

Hi Willow
chewin wires is gud fun, we did chewin we did fone charger, fone, mummies glasses and case, and de freezer cable. Mummy wuz cwoss wif de freezer one doh, she putted all de stuff in de bin!! We wud 'ave ad it  - sum of it wuz cow meat - we cun do BARF!!

[mollydolly]

Hi u teenagers, Rosie ere, me an me bro r onli 8 wks old an crnt w8 to b as bg as u guys. All we can doo is reach the droor andles in mums kichen and chu dem. It's borin bein liccle. De frow on mumys sofa tastes ok and de kids shoo laces r fun 2 chu. Mums bin goin mad cus we chu up de paper in de pupy pen but it tastes gd spesaly if we weed on it! enyway goin 2 sleep mr now an wen we wake up am gona howl de plase dwn.

[Kimberley]

Just picked up on this thread, it makes funny reading, but at two years old Coco still does bad things, today, stuck his head in the washing machine and was fighting me to get at the knickers, yes he stole a pair, he them decided to sit at the highest point in the garden displaying his treasure to the neighbour's.

I went to mom's for lunch he almost lost his balance cocking his leg so he actually  P'd inside the plant pot, but the he turned around and cocked the other leg, double whammy.

The this afternoon what washing was left on the line he tried to remove himself, how the rotary drier survived I will never know, he was hanging from a pair of jeans.

So I think you may still be in for lost more fun after the teenage stage.   

[Supa cocker doppers]

I iz only 18 weeks old butt dis is de best cocker game EVER !!.
Follow de rules carefully.

Pretend 2 bee azsleep. Oooman will smile.
Roll on 2 de backz. Oooman will go aarrrrr.
Make a de zucky zucky zound. Oooman will go aarrrrrrrrrr look at er / im.

Now iz de time to STRIKE.

Go 4 de ting with lots of bootens on it. Dat iz de best.

Get it N run like de bat out of de ell.

Ide n jarden.

Ooman will run after youz n shout Noooooooooo.

Ide well.

Ooman will say cum ere ( your name ).

Stay idden. Give dittle bark.

Ooman will c u. Ooman will say give gud girl / boyz.

Run N ide in betta place.

Ooman will say - Pleeze cum ere.

Wait in iddin place.

Let Ooman find u.

Put boom in air N bark.

Important bit cumin. Giv item a chew, bark N drop item near noze - not 2 far away.

Ooman smile, say gud girl /boyz. Az Ooman and reaches item, grab item, doo zide shimmy, run in da house 2 your bed.

Ooman now shooting Why yoz little B********.

Let Ooman find u. Giv item a little chew. Wait.

Dependin on your skillz u get rewardz.

Bone shape biccy taste like gravi for good performance.

Cheez 4 very good performance.

Chicken 4 excellent performance.

Letz me no how u get onz. Ellie.

[mollydolly]

 

[ludo]

Absolutely bloody demented! the lot of you!!!!!! 

ooooooo iz a bit arsh  ewe mus av a borin time in ur ouse ... uz lot noo ow ta play uz ooooomons an av got lotz of tipz for bein a teeeeen on ere    iff yoo want strenf yooo av to git em wates on the go