embarrasing question

[MegandMolly]

brilliant thread!!
PMSL 
It just got worse each posting!

[louis mum]

You havnt already done a Brazilian have you. 

This is almost as funny as when you told us all about your OH trimming Alfies private hair!  I nearly wet myself laughing!

Oh dont, it needs doing again. 

[jennycockerspaniel]

I think it looks like a coconut , I  dont trim Jennys.

[lilylulu]

 

[KellyS]

I think it looks like a coconut

 

[lisalh]

  I do the boys' bits though, you can't really miss those 

And just what is the best way to trim a boys bits and how you supposed to do em.  For the record Fred has the hairest bits on the planet (OH quite jealous as I love his fluffy bits(Freds that is)) and I wouldnt know where to start- he is still squatting to pee (bloomin Jessie that he is) so direction etc not a problem as such but may as well get him used to it now rather than later..

Lisa x

[louis mum]

  I do the boys' bits though, you can't really miss those 

And just what is the best way to trim a boys bits and how you supposed to do em.  For the record Fred has the hairest bits on the planet (OH quite jealous as I love his fluffy bits(Freds that is)) and I wouldnt know where to start- he is still squatting to pee (bloomin Jessie that he is) so direction etc not a problem as such but may as well get him used to it now rather than later..

Lisa x

Just chop it off, thats what my OH did  How would he feel me weilding a pair of shears at his winky.   Shall I try. 

[sox]

When I saw the title of your post, I had a little bet with myself that it was about trimming in ahem, "intimate areas"  .  I leave Tilly "au naturel", although my OH occasionally tells me that he thinks this isn't "hygenic"  .  I tell him if it bothers him, he can trim it himself - needless to say, Tilly remains tufty 

Sue and Tilly

That has got to be one of the funniest things i've heard for a while

  Had me in stiches, made my day

[september]

when Roxy was a baby her 'lady hair' grew long and as it is white turned a lovely yellow shade so we just snipped the end off trying to keep the tapered shape!! I only did this a couple of times! now she is older her fur must have caught up as it doesn't seem particularly long.  However maybe the groomer snips it off!!

I would take the end off but leave a little for modestly and pee directability!! you don't want it dribbling down her legs!! 

PS  - OH said if i didn't trim it he would as it was scaring him 'cos it looked like a willy 

[SimonandMandy]

Now see I am the opposite I miss Harveys hair on his boys bits (the nasty vet man shaved them off) as I can't now tell if he has had a wee before bed or not.... purely selfish reasons of course....

[EmmaA]

 
This post is sooooo funny. Let the lady have some dignity I say

[Nicola]

  I do the boys' bits though, you can't really miss those 

And just what is the best way to trim a boys bits and how you supposed to do em.  For the record Fred has the hairest bits on the planet (OH quite jealous as I love his fluffy bits(Freds that is)) and I wouldnt know where to start- he is still squatting to pee (bloomin Jessie that he is) so direction etc not a problem as such but may as well get him used to it now rather than later..

Lisa x

I get them to lie on their side or on their back and just kind of hold it and start snipping; I get it as short as I can but still keep a bit of the natural shape on the end for aiming purposes. Good lord though I just realised how that sounds... the things you have to do when you have dogs    And then I disinfect my hands and the scissors and repeat 10 times 'you are not crazy to be doing this you are not crazy to be doing this'  

[louis mum]

  I do the boys' bits though, you can't really miss those 

And just what is the best way to trim a boys bits and how you supposed to do em.  For the record Fred has the hairest bits on the planet (OH quite jealous as I love his fluffy bits(Freds that is)) and I wouldnt know where to start- he is still squatting to pee (bloomin Jessie that he is) so direction etc not a problem as such but may as well get him used to it now rather than later..

Lisa x

I get them to lie on their side or on their back and just kind of hold it and start snipping; I get it as short as I can but still keep a bit of the natural shape on the end for aiming purposes. Good lord though I just realised how that sounds... the things you have to do when you have dogs    And then I disinfect my hands and the scissors and repeat 10 times 'you are not crazy to be doing this you are not crazy to be doing this'  

Thats the difference with woman though Nicola, we wash our hands  bet my OH then went and prepared dinner without.   

Mind you, Alfie has taken to dipping his tongue in my glass of coke when he thinks I aint looking, and I dont throw it away.  So, remember, never have a drink in my house. 

[jann]

Just to add to this 'discussion'  I was ordering some Kleen face (for Flo's face) today, when I noticed these as well   


http://www.dogsstuff.co.uk/en/Kleen-Face/Kleen-4-skin

http://www.dogsstuff.co.uk/en/Kleen-Face/Vulva-Kleen

 

[louis mum]

Just to add to this 'discussion'  I was ordering some Kleen face (for Flo's face) today, when I noticed these as well   


http://www.dogsstuff.co.uk/en/Kleen-Face/Kleen-4-skin

http://www.dogsstuff.co.uk/en/Kleen-Face/Vulva-Kleen

 

  on the vulva one it says picture coming soon. Please tell me they wont put a picture of that on.  They must be waiting for a willing model.