Re: I is norty puppeeeee

[chrisp]

I iz alvays nortyin, evryday, but mummee sayz I dos soo much that she wud spend all nightz riting abut it!!!    Thatz  iz y iz nown as 'Mollie Moo' cos they sez I iz a 'moo' - not shur why they sez that!!!!

I iz also burn on Helloween and they sez it's vry apt 

[Mandy and Teddy]

Little Teddys diary of destruction -
Six socks
Three undies
One new black top previously owned by mum
One wee'd on pair of shoes
One black leather Birkenstock redecorated
Two ipad charge cords ( unplugged )
Uncountable toys
One roll masking tape
One roll medical tape ( that sticky stuff is yum)
One overdue gass bill
Three rolls toilet paper
One box tissues
At least five chux wipes
One cycling glove
Three rubber gloves
One black leather glove ( gloves are even better than tape)
One magazine
Three ferns
Two flowering shrubs
Half a five dollar bill
One picnic cup
One packet refillable coffee pods ( no coffee)
One block of dark Lindt chocolate 
One front garden test dug for oil wells

[MIN]

Go Teddy boy Go   

[Archie bean]

Soundz lyke you haz got da ideeya Teddy. At sum poynt yoor Mummee may reel reeyal notiss dat yoo iz lookin after her stuff and start puttin it away so yoo Kant get it any moor. Dis haz happened to mee and it iz rubbish. Der iz nuffin to nik now so she tellz peeple I iz gud.  I iz just bidin my tyme tho. Keep it up Teddy.

[katie94]

Me mummee starte dis fred wen I wos a lickle norty pupster, I shud be not nortying no moir but I cuorted me mummee owt a few weekz ago by runninged off in der woods so's mummee cudn't catch me. I ad gwate fun but me mummee gotted all upset cos she fort she'd never sees me again. I camed bak but mummee wuldn't speek to me wen she put me stringyfing on me collar.    I ave been twaining mummee to wistle me back and I cumed bak all the time cos she as stinky cheese four me

[Jaysmumagain]

Rufus.....is bigger boy of seveen and I'z was norty today ....iz waz ins thee car and iz opened the packets ofs paper hankeez and iz shredded them all ups, waz in the Daddees news car hes got last Fridays....mees Mummzee was very croz withs mmee

Yuz muzt keepz up withz thee nortyeez 

The Ollie Dogs

[chrisp]

I fund my mummees suga on the flor wen she cam in from shoppin, I put a nis big whole in the bag!!!  Wen it fllwwo flod flowd on2 the carpetz I scoffed itz up!!!   

[katie94]

Ooh dat sum gud but elpful nortying Mollie, yu did gud cos yu saved yur mummie avin too kleen der shuga up, didz yu swish it all ova der plaice wiv yur eers to makes shure yu did eats it all?

[MayasMum]

Tiz me Maya 'ere, a lufferly ladyee cun to visit me mammy yesterday, she bwing wiv er a hooge bwig rwed chew an putted on da fwloor. I woz weally exceeted.
Da laydee went inta da kitchen an I gotted bizzy chewin' justa manage a likkle holie in da corner wen dere woz sqweeming, weally loouud sqweeming. Da laydee say da chew woz a deesigner bwag??
Mammy woz mad an say me Maya woz vwery norty an putta me in my pway pen 

P.S Me bin weading all da norties on 'ere, yew dagz an pupees are awesum me lookin for da foxy perfume butta nun found, anyee tippies were I kan findt it?

[katie94]

Ooh Maya yu must find de foxy smelly doodah, I finds it in der big pawks wen I go to sea der huuwge deer fings (scawy day are) yu kan finds it under der leafs and is gud to woll in wiv der leafs cos it makes yu luk pwetty wiv de leefs stucked tu yu.  Yur mummee will weelly luf yu if yu woll in der foxy doodah so makes shure yu woll gud and pwoper!

[Archie bean]

Maya yoo did gud nortyin. If da choo fing waz on da floor den it waz fayre gayme for chooin! Gud advyse from Rufus too about da foxy poo. Mayke shoor da yoo roll yoor collar in it so it gets all in da nooks and crannys in da clippy bit. Dat iz tricky to cleen so da smell wil last an last an last.

[Patp]

Maya yoo did gud nortyin. If da choo fing waz on da floor den it waz fayre gayme for chooin! Gud advyse from Rufus too about da foxy poo. Mayke shoor da yoo roll yoor collar in it so it gets all in da nooks and crannys in da clippy bit. Dat iz tricky to cleen so da smell wil last an last an last.

I woz on a wark wuns wiv Browdee and Purlee an we rowled in three diffrunt typs of poo.  Purlees moMmee woz norappee as we woz orl in her car   

[Patp]

I fink we diskusst it in this thred

http://www.cockersonline.co.uk/discuss/index.php?topic=93227.0

[LunaBear]

I waz putz in da norty room todayz for notz lizening when da other doggyz old me offz for bitzing earz, tailz and feetz, me waz norappee wit dat so Iz howled the place dwnz

[MIN]

U iz mak in me laff. i is goin too kall u Loony Luna.  mi mum iz loony Lorna 

Gemma x