Re: I is norty puppeeeee

[MayasMum]

Tanks fur yoor tipies Rufus n Archie, wheely wanna findt da foxy dooh da n woll wheely well  I getta done da parka effrey dayz butta my mammy no letta me snuffle da leafies mucha becauz 2 weaks ago me atez de beeech not an me waza a bit loose  So me mammy hadda to tak me to vetz an it caust er 38 squidz. Butta whenz my dada taks me I gonna findt it 

Oooh Jinley    I chekka out da fred n tiz fullz ov usevul invormazion. Yew woz wheely gud findin sooo menee pewtrid doo dahs - yew all mostav bin sew aromatic, beutifulll 

Luna yew dun gud howlin, me hatea da cagey ting.

Me done a bitta vallpaerz stwipping dis murning, onerlyz elpin me dada, butter dey no pweased

[Mandy and Teddy]

Ate dads team cycling knicks.
They can only be ordered once a year.
My dad looks sad.

[Mudmagnets]

Ate dads team cycling knicks.
They can only be ordered once a year.
My dad looks sad.

Bet he will put the next pair somewhere out of harms way 

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Ate dads team cycling knicks.
They can only be ordered once a year.
My dad looks sad.

ee gets no simpaffy from me
Gemma x

[LunaBear]

I waz norty againz todaz as I wouldn'tz eatz my foodz or go to toiletz. I've been gettinz more adventurous and tryin to get outz da gardenz but me gotz putz on dat line thingy ma mummy callz a wong wine.

[HJandKatie]

I haz bin gud at nortyin thiz wek. Mummee didz tek mi to d carryflan, an i didz kep gettin mi lonleeed in preettyy bows wiv d electramic leeed an d teevee leeed.  Mummee didz not lik it az shee waz tryin to relakz.

[MayasMum]

Me bin norty gain too, me woz in da parkie wiv me dad wen me spy a man changing fur feetball, me wun wery fast an jeest 'ave time for a likkle choo ov hees shoeies dat ee lefted on da gwound beefor ma dad gwab me bi da stuppeed collar. Da manee woz laffin' sure my dadee woz pwoud coz he tella me mammy wen ve gotta home 

Lets keepie up da norties puppeees 

[katie94]

Dat is sum vewy gud nortiying pupsters, member pwatis makes perrfeck so lots ov pwatis puppees. Me mummee sayz I goin to obee obee ooh itz claz four gud dogz whoo iz gud at doin wot we told to du. She sayz she dun no wy I in de gud dogz class coz I a payn in her butt at de moment coz I kan switch me brayn off n me noses on an go sniffin nise smells insted ov du in wot I told!

[LunaBear]

I waz almostz putz in da norty room againz todayz az I waz chewin da wire for da hoover anz dis sewy thingy

[Ziggys mum]

I did sum grate nortying today.  my mummy's fwend was giving her dog cheez, and I jumped up to get the cheez, and bingo I got her gluv as well.  I swallowd the gluv quickly - yum. mummy mortified.

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swullowd de gluv, dat waz andy 

[Jaysmumagain]

Keepz ups with this norteez as is good for the peeps

Ollie dog

[Mudmagnets]

Keepz ups with this norteez as is good for the peeps

Ollie dog

Very true - once I get through the language barrier, I have a good ole chuckle at some of the antics these pups get up to    

[Mandy and Teddy]

I'm a primary teacher who used to do reading recovery I do find it fun and always read the posts but I seem to have a physical barrier to typing puppy speak 
I have the same allergy to SMS shortcuts, when my intelligent mature girlfriends type c u l8tr something in my head short circuits

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I'm a primary teacher who used to do reading recovery I do find it fun and always read the posts but I seem to have a physical barrier to typing puppy speak 
I have the same allergy to SMS shortcuts, when my intelligent mature girlfriends type c u l8tr something in my head short circuits

Scooze me mrs teddy but dis fred iz for norty pups to tel der stories. u iz knot supoz to bee riting 

Gemma x