What words do you use to get your pup to wee?

[bluegirl]

Ok here goes,

if they are outside already it's "have wee wees and poo poos".

If they are inside and I want them out say last thing at night its "Wee wees and poo poos for the little wee wee and poo poo bunch" In a high pitched voice.....and out they go

[BarbaraW]

I use pee pee and poo poo.  I used 'be quick' too when puppy training as I got Dennis in Dec and it was not much fun waiting in the rain and cold for him to go.  I then jumped around cheering when he did it.

[stuffster]

"Busy busy" for us too, tho that seems to have changed into "Go busies". "Hurry up" also seems to work as its what I most often end up screaming at Purdey at 11pm when she is wandering round the garden sniffing as if she has all the time in the world (having just scratched the door down to say she wants to go out)

[SkyeSue]

geelach  
I don't know if that's the correct spelling but its a kind of Gaelic slang for "going to the loo".  

[Joules]

If they are inside and I want them out say last thing at night its "Wee wees and poo poos for the little wee wee and poo poo bunch" In a high pitched voice.....and out they go

 

[Elspeth]

Weeeweees in the silly high pitched voice i use for most of my commands

Weewees here too. I now feel silly that Fern is all grown up, but still need to ask her if she needs out for weewees. Kyuss has figured out what weewees mean as well.
I wish I'd picked something more covert!

[kalami]

Wee wee, still use it, even say i'm going for a wee wee when i go - becomes a habit

[bibaloo]

We say 'toilet' in a sing songy voice 

[doughy]

I say go wee wees I repeat myself over and over so the pup gets the message, then after a couple of days I start to say go wee wees quickly !And all of mine did really good I even say it now to them when I let them out for there  first or last wee !!!

[LOOBIE]

Archie is a "go wee wee" - works every time!

how bizare  i say exactly that and my boy is called Archie as well

[barb]

We say "hurry up" too!  She still has to do the ritual tour of the garden before deciding where to go! It's usually in the same place anyway! 

[Han]

We say 'toilet' in a sing songy voice 

Same here. Bit daft but it works!

[stormer]

Hi Ours is "be quick" xx

[Philtrum]

I had to smile, spoke to a friend about this thread and he said he tells his dog to go sprinkle.... which also happens to be the name of the original poster

theres nothing nasty meant by that at all, just found in amusing (but being a bloke toilet humour is funnty )

[CJ]

We shout "Look Sharp" and "Go Empty".  It seems to work and this is a few generations of dogs along.  I was going to say that makes us sound terribly "Po-faced" and then realised the pun (so I won't say it eh?)