Norties.. I iz not happi
We wents fer a walk wiv mummy, an she woz pleased cos dere was no rain for once! I's not bovvered by da rain, but I haz discovvahed dat rain makes biiiiig muddles!
they's great!
I haz been jumpin an splashin in dem and my mummy sez I woz a stinky mud spangle! She sez I's not a laaaydeee, an dat I shud be more like my sistah Millie who is a laaaydeee
norties I's not wanna be a laaaydeee if laaaydeee's doesn't jump in da big fun muddles cos they's fun! (an Millie is borin anyways cos she nevah plays wit me)
Anyways we gets home and mummy puts me in da baff!!
all my ard work gettin muddy gone down the drain...