I az jus got bak fwom gwoomy laydee an i luks stoopid (agen)
wy duz Mummi mayk mi gow?
She sed i woz a gud gurl
so Mummi sez i can gow awai saftanune in caravan fingy til nex weak
i luvs caravan
But...............i az bin norty swell
tis lokel lekshuns ere tudai an dese peeplz keepz puttin paypaz fru letta bocks. Dey az bin doowin it fa weaks
Las weak fella wot livs downt rowd caym ta mi owse an Mummi sed wot e woz portint coz e iz ower emm pee a sumfink
i wuffd an Grrd at im
Eniwai, dey duzent no dat i can weed awl dese paypaz
soo i az wed em an shweddid em
Mummi iz norappy coz i maid mess awl ova flawr wiv shweddid paypa but..............portint fing iz dat i az sydid (afta weedin awl paypaz) dat i iz not vowtin fa non ov em coz it wud oni kuridge em an dey dunt nead no kuridgin.......
Sea u wen i getz bak nex weak.
Luv Rubes x