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Cocker Specific Discussion => Puppies => Topic started by: Archie bean on April 13, 2012, 12:26:17 PM
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Oh norties I haz a wornin for you. I has bin diggin in da gardin smornin. Mummee sez I must leeve the plantz alone so I digged the lawn insted. Anyway it startid to moove and suddenly it was crawlin all ova me and I had to run to mummee to help me and she sez I haz got antz in me pantz. :o She finks they iz all gone but I can still feel them rigglin. Be careful of da antz evrywon. I iz goin back to diggin plantz. Luv Archie. X
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Hi pupstars, I iz in need of sum elp!
When me mumee gows to wurk I sleepz and playz in de tilly roowm and when I getz bord of me toyz and stuff I lyk to choow de raydirator, but me mumee sez I iz norti :dunno:
So luk wot she az dun today :fear2:
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How iz dat fayr? I downt lyk dem metal fings dey gives me de heeybe jeebes! I haz bin wurkin rilly ard on de raydirator an choowd won syd off, ow can I continu me ard wurk now >:(
Can onewun elp me?
Luves Roxy x
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Roxy dat is not fayer at ALL. Your mummee is norty >:D I would get da heeby geebys too. I fink you will have to keep pullin an chewin at it tho so you can get to da radyater and finish da job proplee.
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Uh oh
Cort in the act
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Not allowed no sun bavin any mores cos mama sez I norty an do dangyrus things.
Rubbish
This made me laugh - you need eyes everywhere with a young Cocker :lol:
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helllloooo felow norties Jazz ere
I is neely 10 mumfs old an i bin reeding all youz funeee storees, yoo is all fab ( me mumsie dunno i can reed or type so don teller). i fort yoo miyt lik to heer abou sum trubble i gets inta.
me first favrit trik is wen the oomans is sitin watchin the telefingy i wayts till wun of em gets up for sumfing an i hops inta the worm spot reel qwik an den looks lyke i bin der all da tyme. if dey makes me get down den i wayts till da next wun gets up an doo it all gen, dis sumtymes goes on alnyte!! if ya dadsie is a numpty lyke myn den he lets yoo stay in is spot an sits on da floor (he he he).
my uver favrit fing is tryin ta get the oomans sox but i doez it we dey tryin to put em on (dis wurks wiv shoos swell) yoo shud try it.
bestest of all i lykes ta sneek upstayrs wen i isnt beein wached an dec-o-ratin me oomans wite bed doovay wiv me blak fur, it looks reely pritty, ony prob is i cant get downstayrs gen yet so is stuk til i gets carrid down!!!!
i is exhorsted now, gonna go sleep on me mumees bed but need moor norty storees pls.
Jazz xxxxx
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My mammie taked me for walks yestrdae and i kept jumpin on da benshes to sit and rest cos i was tyred. My mammie sez my grannymar as been teetshin me bad habits cos i getsta sit wif grannymar.
I fink i been a good boy too norties...i been plodging in da stweem. Mammie ses she never fought she'd havta teach a dog to plodge...
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Norties. GESS wot I learnt to do!
My mom and dad stik fings on the frijj to member them to do stuffs. Well. I can jump REALLY HIGH and yessturday I gots the lettas off and eeted them!
Mom carnt member how much she has to pay for the gurls swimmin and she had to fown the ospital for boys appoynt munt. Ha ha ha.
I'z ded cleva an ded prowud. :D
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Penny you is supa-pup. :005: You must have jumpted up sooo hi. I iz gonna praktize so I can copy you and get fings off da frigge too. xxx Archie.
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Ooh penny you shud be a hi jumper in the limpics. Don't let um put you in a daft Lycra outfit tho.
My mama has gon bak to work >:( i is norappy! Meens sum mornins I as to stay on me own (nanny cums see me tho for playin so it not too bad) but I is teechin my mama a lesson an as bin reedin er bucks again. She had a strop but I ain't pologisin, I gettin maself an eddy Kay shun she shud respekt that! Tomorrow as goin to nannys so will lern some more norties there. She as a rose eeshun ridge bak an massif cross (he comes from reskyoo) an he is hoooj an teeches me good norties like openin cuburds. One day when I is bigger a hopes to reech door andles like he can :luv:
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Hi norties. Today I haz been stayin at me Grannymas. She iz fun and I loves runnin rownd and rownd her howse. On our wark I waz still runnin rownd and rownd tryin to get me cuzzin Jay to play but he iz borin an dusnt play. Anywaaaay I aksidentilly runned into Grannyma and she trippted up and fell flat on her fayce. :o :'( She haz got a big broose on her nee and a huge bump and a grayze right in da middle of her forhed. I iz very sorry about it coz I didn't mean to tip her ova. I hope I can still come to play at her howse. I :luv: my Grannyma.
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Aww Archie I hopes yor Grannyma is not feelin tu sore tamorow. If u gives her lots of kizzzes i'z sur she wil forgive u.
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Aww Archie. I'm shure if it woz acsident then your grammymar will forgived you. Just give er extra kissies next tyme
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Archie your Grannyma will forgives you. We tipped Mummy up outside da Chineeeese taykaway, she had a big broose on her nee too and a hole in her jeens. She still luvs us.
dExteR and ChaRliE
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Archie, my mammie played me your yoo choob vidyo of you barking at the birdies and I barked at yoo wif my biggest and loudest bark to date...my mammie sez it's still qwiet tho - she sed she'll edit the vidyo of me barking at yoo so yoo can all laff at my barking >:(
My mammie sed she heared yoo barked more in that vidyo than she's heard me bark evr.
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Charlie I iz glad I haz helped yoo wiv your woof. I haz praktised and praktised to get my woofs really loud. Mummy sez I praktise too much but I fink praktise makes perfict. Keep it up and yoo will have a brillyunt loud woof like me. :luv: Archie.
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Norties.. I iz not happi >:D
We wents fer a walk wiv mummy, an she woz pleased cos dere was no rain for once! I's not bovvered by da rain, but I haz discovvahed dat rain makes biiiiig muddles! :lol: :lol: they's great! :lol: I haz been jumpin an splashin in dem and my mummy sez I woz a stinky mud spangle! She sez I's not a laaaydeee, an dat I shud be more like my sistah Millie who is a laaaydeee >:( norties I's not wanna be a laaaydeee if laaaydeee's doesn't jump in da big fun muddles cos they's fun! (an Millie is borin anyways cos she nevah plays wit me)
Anyways we gets home and mummy puts me in da baff!! >:D all my ard work gettin muddy gone down the drain... :012: :012:
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Charlie yoo needs to come and stay wiv me. My big bruvver Charlie did not bark much till I came. I haz tort him to use his big voyce and he barks reeelly lowd now :005: Mummy gets cross coz we both barks an she sez her howse use to be nice and quiet :005:
Aww Hazel your Mummy is meen putting all your luvly mud down da drayn. Done she know iz hard work getting all dat luvly mud.
dExteR
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Today I haz:
Rolled in a huge pile of smellie foxy poo. :banana:
Been given a barf. >:( >:D
Weed on Mummy's kitchen floor. :rofl1: surves her rite!
Love Archie.
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Today I haz:
Rolled in a huge pile of smellie foxy poo. :banana:
Been given a barf. >:( >:D
Weed on Mummy's kitchen floor. :rofl1: surves her rite!
Love Archie.
ooh I fink weeding on da flor is a gud one Archie. I weed on da floor ages ago after mammie had wormed me and my wee smelled of wormer - mammie komplaind the howse smelt of dog wormer (but it was da old carpit so it wasn't too bad - and my mammie blamed her boyfriend cos he didn't let me out for my morning wee).
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Charlie I iz glad I haz helped yoo wiv your woof. I haz praktised and praktised to get my woofs really loud. Mummy sez I praktise too much but I fink praktise makes perfict. Keep it up and yoo will have a brillyunt loud woof like me. :luv: Archie.
I'm not soore you can praktise too mutch. Definitely praktise makes perfict. I has barked some tymes but my mammie sez it sounds like a sigh (i dunno what a sigh is though :(). Maybe its a tipe of dinosor?
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Iam missing reading this thread :'( I love it, come on norties you cant all have grown into good dogs :005: :005:
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I is SO happy :cool4: :cool4: :cool4:
Now i is a big boy, as six monfs now me, a can finally reech the kitchun sides!!
A got a sneaky lick of the sunday chik chik today :shades:
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Aww Bingley you is getting proper big boy now...was the Sunnyday chikn nise? We ad pork for sunnydinner.
Dis is me trying to reetch the bensh.
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Norties I haz fownd a reely fun game. When your hoomans are sittin on da sofa in da eevnin, somewhere near dem there will be a little box fingy wiv buttons on it. Mummy sez it worx da sky but dat makes nooo sense. I fink she's loosin her marbles. Anyway. You can find da box on da table or on da sofa or if you is reely lucky it is on da floor. Just grab it an run away. :005: your hoomans will ALWAYS come afta you. I runs rownd an rownd an sumtimes I hides unda mummies bed wiv it in my mowf. Eventooly mummy gets my favritest biccies out an den I go an give it to her and I gets a biccy. :banana: I plays this game abowt 10 times a day. Mummy trys to put da box on da mantul peece now but she is silly and forgets all da time. (If there isn't a sky box fing you can use da fone too. I called da police last week coz mummy made me wear a silly coat in da rain and dat is croolty to cockers and is gainst da law)
Luv Archie xx
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I is SO happy :cool4: :cool4: :cool4:
Now i is a big boy, as six monfs now me, a can finally reech the kitchun sides!!
A got a sneaky lick of the sunday chik chik today :shades:
Aww Bingley you iz lucky an clevah. I can only reech da very edge of da kitchun tops. Mum sez I iz little but I fink she got speshal high tops so I carnt reech >:(
Today I haz try to refoose to go out in da rain, I hates dat rain stuff >:(. Archie how you ring police, I iz sure it's against da law to go owt in da rain :police:
dExteR
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I dunt like the rayn eever Dexter
My mama keeps tranna mek me go owt in the rayn. I jus sit on the step in the conservtry an stick me bum bum out an hav a widdle then run back inside. You has to practiss your balansin tho or you can topple over and you gets a wet bum >:(
Mama ses she not took no pictures of me for long times so she gunna get the camra owt tonight. A will hidey under the kitchun tabul so she cant mek that flashy fing go off in my face. If she dus manijj to catch me, tell your mamas and dadas to steer cleer of the photo payjes, she gets all embarrassin and gushy when she puts photos of me on there >:D
If she dus it, a will leeve owm an go live wiv my grannymar....if the rayn stops
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Hey nortys, ize got a grate nyoo gaym, its colled Wuffin at Boats!
Wile yooz haz got ower rain, we gots yoor sunshiyen in Skotland an oll da peepuls is saylin dere boats past mi howse, an evrityme wun cums past me an me cuzzin Meg gows runnin to dat gate an wuffs ower biggist wuffs. Its grate coz mi muMmi cant stop us coz shes too bizzy maykin ower Sunnyday dinner! We had beeeff an carrit an brokli but mi best is gwavy.
How can i gro big enuff to reech dat wurktop, Bingley? Ize tryded an tryded but I iz too wee >:D
Woofs
Penny
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Awww Penny :luv:
There is nuffin rong wiv bein a wee girl.
Is good been bigger cos i can reech the sides but is rubbish cos now i too big to hidey under the sofas. If a twy i gets stuck. So is swings an rownerbowts as me mama wud say. If you wanna reech sides you needs to find a step.
Wuffin at bowts sownds lyk fun!!!
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I is still a naughty!
Mummee and daddee were on de comPOOter in de study yesday. I sneakd into der bedrum and stole mum's book wot she was readin at bedtyms. I decided I was a bit ungry so I ripped off de front cover. Mum shouted at me and sed dat she was gona sell it on eeebay afterwards but she cant now as yu dont know what de buk is called :005: :005: :005:
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But kats are ownlee gud for chaysin!!
Wot els are thay gud for??
JiNley
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Norties.. I iz not happi >:D
We wents fer a walk wiv mummy, an she woz pleased cos dere was no rain for once! I's not bovvered by da rain, but I haz discovvahed dat rain makes biiiiig muddles! :lol: :lol: they's great! :lol: I haz been jumpin an splashin in dem and my mummy sez I woz a stinky mud spangle! She sez I's not a laaaydeee, an dat I shud be more like my sistah Millie who is a laaaydeee >:( norties I's not wanna be a laaaydeee if laaaydeee's doesn't jump in da big fun muddles cos they's fun! (an Millie is borin anyways cos she nevah plays wit me)
Anyways we gets home and mummy puts me in da baff!! >:D all my ard work gettin muddy gone down the drain... :012: :012:
Ahhh, iz like da puggles too. Ize makes shoorze I go fwew evewy one. Darsees wuns a wound but Ize don't snows whys :huh: maybees it's becoz she don't havs as much puppy fwuff so she can't take as much muds home wiv hers. ;)
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I haz dun gud nortying today, Mummy left da bak door open for a bit an I fownd a big plant to drag in da kitchun an gives it a good choo, she waz nor happi an sed sunfing bowt only just kleened da floor :dunno:
dExteR
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Duz I get a reward likes pilchards cake if I sine?
Wiv tomarto sors??
Yes!!! I ownleez do anyfingz for pilchard cake! In swissyland mummez makes it with oily toona in tomarto sore too :luv:
Could you give my mummie the ressipeee for dat cayk, it sounds yummy pwees ;)
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Me mama is at work but i az an hour until me dada coms owm.
A will stash as menny yummies as a can whyul I as chance
I is very artyistic wiv me muddy paws so a can mek some banner if you lyk.
Dis is a peasful pwotest....(for now ennyways)
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I as boorid 2 bones and a dead wabbit dis week so I av lots of stuf for da under stryk :005: my mummi will b reeeely worrid if I downt eet cos she says I is a gan net, dunno wot them is but if they gets lots of fwd I is likein them :005:
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Wooh Hooh Norties!!
i az not bin on ere fer ayjis an ayjis :-* Mummy an me az bin bizzy wiv lotsa stuff..... Now we iz konfoozed :huh:
wot append ta riginal norty fred wot JiNleys MoMMy did? az we missd sumfink??
jus coz i azent bin on..... duzent meen i iz gud now :005: i iz still a norty ;) ;)
Luv Rubes x
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Roobes you iz back. Hooraaaay. :banana:
Our stories haz taken up lot an lts of room so they iz gone now. We iz all sad abowt it but we can still be norty an make lotz more stories so da noo norty pupsters can learn fwom us.
I iz glad you iz still norty. Me too. :005:
Lots of love
Archie
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Aaaw Archie, I iz sooo pleesed ta ere from ya :luv: :luv:
I iz goin ta gwoomy laydee tomorra. I az mats in me eyas Mummy sez, soo i iz not gonna lik it, i mite Grrr at er if she trys ta get em owt :shades: :shades:
Luv Rubes x
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Rubes!!! You is back :luv: as missed you. I a big boy now an my workin girl frend as left me :'( as a broken hart. You as always bin one of me favryits :luv:
As just been on work wiv me boxin friend. A jumped in river an floor was like a bog mama sed. I gud an dirty an smellin lovely! An a also found some yummy rabbit poop to munch on an a dead fessant that a stuck me hed in.
I is bootifull at the moment
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i IS back Bingley an i as missd u too!! :luv: (dident fink enywon wud notis i woznt ere!!)
i am sowwy wot u az a bwokin hart :'( ...............sownds lik ya smells luvly wen u iz cuverd in wabbit poop an ded fessant :D
Luv Rubes x :luv:
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Dear Nortys,
I only haz 6 weeks left of being a norty pupster so I thort I wud do a reely bad one tonight, I haz jus dun a wee on our Mummy's doovay, she is foorius wiv me. I diddun wan go owtside as its rayning lots and thunderin ph34r
I iz hiding under da cleen doovay till she calms down ph34r
dExteR
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HEy Norties, I is gettin big girl now, I jumpded on da chare neer da kitchun tabul, then it's just a small step onto da tabul so I can grab sum froot out da bowl :005: I is had a na na and a apul dis mornin :005:
Mummie sweard at me :shades: she shudn't be makin dem words at me ph34r
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I az jus got bak fwom gwoomy laydee an i luks stoopid (agen) :embarassed: wy duz Mummi mayk mi gow? >:D
She sed i woz a gud gurl :angel: so Mummi sez i can gow awai saftanune in caravan fingy til nex weak :cool4: :cool4: i luvs caravan :luv:
But...............i az bin norty swell ph34r tis lokel lekshuns ere tudai an dese peeplz keepz puttin paypaz fru letta bocks. Dey az bin doowin it fa weaks :o Las weak fella wot livs downt rowd caym ta mi owse an Mummi sed wot e woz portint coz e iz ower emm pee a sumfink :huh: i wuffd an Grrd at im :lol:
Eniwai, dey duzent no dat i can weed awl dese paypaz :shades: soo i az wed em an shweddid em :005: :005:
Mummi iz norappy coz i maid mess awl ova flawr wiv shweddid paypa but..............portint fing iz dat i az sydid (afta weedin awl paypaz) dat i iz not vowtin fa non ov em coz it wud oni kuridge em an dey dunt nead no kuridgin....... :005: :005: :005:
Sea u wen i getz bak nex weak.
Luv Rubes x
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Hey norties, today I haz had a suprize. Mummy was cuttin up sossidge this afternoon. I neva had sossidge before an she sed it waz for skool. :o
Dis evnin we went to skool an I woz very scarded. There waz lots of dogs and some waz big and woofy. One waz a boxer and one waz a cross breed. He waz very cross indeed and woofed and woofed. I hid unda mummy's chair an kept qwiet. Den sum nice dogs arrived and I made sum friends. I :luv: Tilly and Eva and Barney. We wasn't allowed to play tho coz we waz on da leed. I did everyfink mummy sed and got sossidge and she waz very happy.
I iz a bit worried dat skool will turn me into a gud boy. Do you fink I can be norty at skool? I will try next week. ph34r
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Archie if u is veri norti at skool you cud get
ecsl exscu frown out and not av to go agen but your mummie will be very sad and no more sosiges for you >:( i fink it's beta to be gud for da sosiges :005:
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Ooh Archie dunt yoo be too gud. It is vewwy temtin wiv sossidge. Frade i cant ree-sisst it. An iff yoo seez yor muMmi doin sardeen cayke yoor dunfur. On da uvver paw, yool be goormay dynin so wotz not to lykk??
Woofs
Penny
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Archie i az lurnt that you az to pik your battuls.
Most of the tym now i iz gud for mummy as i az trayned ur to giv me nice yummies and more cudduls if i do what she sez. Dis is speshally troo if we iz at skool. Sumtimes i still duz norties if i reelly cant resist it an it is better fun than sossij or lamby lamb ribbys.
It is a lie dat skool is for your lurnin i fink it is for my mummys lurnin. She dunt no this o corse.
It is okay i fink to be gud an have sossij. Also, meens your mummy will fink your norties is more funnee if you dunt do em all the tym. Is kwallitty not kwantitty Archie!
Good luk
love Bingley xxx
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I fink dat means you hasta be gud Archie, if you be good you get sossidge...ees a tuff desision for a lil boy ta make, be good and get sossidge or has fun bein nortie and get no sossidge...
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Fanks for da advyse norties. I iz gonna be gud at skool for sossidge but keep doin norty fings when der is no sossidge. Dismornin I made sure I did sum nortying to keep in praktise. I emptied da barfroom bin while mummee was in da showa. I made a fayce like :wasntme: but she seemed to now it was. I dusnt know how she did. Sumfink must have gived da gayme away.....
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Well dun Archie. Dat is guy nortying. :005: :005:
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Your mammie might be sycic...
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My mummy has a sycic Charlie - he's called my daddy...or is that a syedcic??
enyway i fink archie's mummy is ded cleva
wear did you get ur luffly neckless from archie - i wants one lyke that - a blu one so my mummy can tell that i am a boy and roxy can haf a pink one.
boBby
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I haz bin pwactisin gettin muddy still. I finks I iz quite gud at it, but not gud as I cud be!
Fank ooo fer ur add-vise ond my uvver post, I doesn't kno N E labbydoors, iz dey big? I knos a chessypeeky weetreever but e iz not gud at gettin muddy an e jus wans to squash me, so i's not wheely like him dat mutch an I woofs at im!
Archie - ma mummy maykes me tooonah cake wen she wants me to b gud. Wens I went to skool all da uvver doggys dey wanted mah tooonah cake so I wud woof at dem! But ma mummy sed I had to shair >:(
I finks dat skool iz a gud place an coz u gets sossijiges wen u iz der I finks u shud b gud else u not get dem .... Least dats wat I lurnd at skool. I doesn't go naow coz I haz lurnd stuf an haz a sertiffikat an everyfin :angel: I finks dat mummy wunders sumtimes wevva I lurnd N E fing at all tho :005:
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Nor Appy, for weeks n weeks I as bin booryin stuf in da gardun, tdai I boorid a caws fut and my so calld sista Kiara as founded all my treshurs and eated em >:( Deyv all gon so I av no sneeky snaks now >:D
Dus any of u norties know sumone hoo can come ere n sort er out for me?
Fanx
LiLy
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I az bin norty, I only got jus over a munf left before I iz a growed up big dog so I need to get sum serious nortying in.
My Nanna and Grampy came to visit yesterday, Mamma cooked a loverly roastid chickun for Sunnyday dinner. I thort they dont know da roolz so I kept jumping up at da taybul an trying to get me sum of dat chickun, Mamma was norhappi an banish me behind da baby gait >:D. She also gave dem cayk she made, fink it waz viktoryah spungey cayk, I did a big jump and landed on Grampy's lap and tried to get sum of dat cayk but got told off insted >:(.
Today I chase Charlie rownd da garden yelling at da top of my voyce, Mamma got me in an sed it was norty coz da babies next door waz in bed :005:
dExteR
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Hello Nortys
I av bin to the seysyde this week so I thort I wud katch up wiv yu all wyl me moMmy gets the stuff owt of the car.
Me dadDy is still in a hot plays playin golf or summat.
Any how I wonted to warn orl you pupstars, no matta ow much sossij yu ar offered DO NOT STAND UP AN WARK LYK A HOOMAN AND SPIN ROWND AN DANS!!
Yur lyf will neva be yur own agen!
Won day I am towld keep orl me paws on the floor for a treyt then sins the tele on Sat day my littul hooman thinks I am darcey bussle!!
JiNley
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Hello Nortys
I av bin to the seysyde this week so I thort I wud katch up wiv yu all wyl me moMmy gets the stuff owt of the car.
Me dadDy is still in a hot plays playin golf or summat.
Any how I wonted to warn orl you pupstars, no matta ow much sossij yu ar offered DO NOT STAND UP AN WARK LYK A HOOMAN AND SPIN ROWND AN DANS!!
Yur lyf will neva be yur own agen!
Won day I am towld keep orl me paws on the floor for a treyt then sins the tele on Sat day my littul hooman thinks I am darcey bussle!!
JiNley
I saw der doggie on TV wif my mammie Jinley, guess what my response woz...i was sick and den wee'd on da floor, that'll teach mammie for gettin any ideaz
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I iz not doing any of dat darncin not even for sossidj, chickun or viktoryah spunge cayk so there :P
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Me neever an dats final.
Wots victoryah sponge cayk? Is it taystee?
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Norties ..... I haz bin very very norty today ... my mummy haz bin so upsetted wiv me dat I's feel very bad :'( :'(
My mummy was up de stairs gettin dwessed and so's I went upstairs tah c her. I's broughted wiv me her eye-FONE, an I's knew dat she wud want it, so I's jumped onto the bed and tooked it to her. She was kinda pleased to see me wiv it, she sed fank oo HayZUL, and taked it from me. Den I waz jumping aboot on day bed and all's a suddin I's needed a wee! an it waz too layt .. and I's wee'd on dah bed :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarrassed:
Ma mummy jumped up and started tayking stuff off da bed, an she's bin washing it all dis afturnoon an iz not wedee yet and iz nurly bed times.
Ma mummy sez dat she mite av to go bye a nuu DOOvaay cos I haz wuinned it ...
Den we wants few a walk and I grrufed and wuffed lots at a lady an her dog .. dat lady told ma mummy off, and sed dat I was viscous :huh: :huh: I's just tellin dat dog dat I's hayZUL and dat dis is ma mummy! Ma mummy jus keeper hold of me til dat lady was gone, and den she waz very sad all'd da way home. :'( :'(
I's feelin dat I haz bin too norty tooday norties... so mutch dat I let ma mummy baff me after i gots all muddy an I not wiggle lots.
I finks she haz fergivon me, cos she waz giving me cuddles earlier on .. but I iz a very sorry norty :embarassed: :embarassed:
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My mammie sed she nos who victorya sponje cake is...i has never met er
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Me neever an dats final.
Wots victoryah sponge cayk? Is it taystee?
Itz veree tastee, I stole sum from my Grampy - Mummy was veree cross an sed it's for hoomans only >:(
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Oh Hayzul I is very sorry you is a sorry norty. Nortying is no fun if it makes our mummees upset. I haz dun dat too. :'( it wasunt your falt dat you weed on da doovay coz you woz just excitid bout jumpin on da bed and sum times a wee can jus pop out if you is excitid.
Dat laydy sownds grumpee and you Woz only talkin. You is not vishuss. If you see hur agen just ignore hur and hur dog till you have got past them. Den stick your tong owt at dem.
Give your mummee lots of snugglies and cuddlies and kissies and she wil be very happee agen. :D
Lots of luv Archie
P.s. I don't fink I is ever goin to feel norty enuff to let mummee barf me wivowt wiggling. ;)
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Hayzul, your Mummy still luvs yoooo.
I did dis de ovver day too, my Mummy was veree cross an upset wiv me and showted dat I shud no better at 10 munfs old. I fink it was a norty too far so I learned my lessun.
She forgived me and I has not dun it again.
dExteR
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Hazul,
I now ow yu feyl, we ar just missin turpritid wen we tork.
Wen I woz at the seysyd we went to a playce for dinna an me momMy tuk me favrit blankit so I cud av a littul sleyp. Enyhow, theyr woz a big dog at the next taybul who had a blankit (he must av bin a bit of a wuss cuz if I woz that big I wundunt neyd a blankit). I went to av a luk at his blankit to see if it was betta than myne and to see wot snax he had. Myne woz betta so I went bak to me own blankit. The big dog kaym to av a luk at my blankit - WHAT A CHEYK!! >:D >:D So I ad to tell him and I GRRRRR'd as lowd as I kud just to say "hello Mr big dog, this is my blankit an mutch as I wud lyk to shayr it wiv yu it is not big nuff for bowf of us so if yu downt mynd go bak to yer own blankit" I think I corld im a wuss wich he woz norrappy bowt - but that woz his problum. :005: :005:
Hoomans need to lurn how to speyk spanyul.
JiNley
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Mama and Dada is gowin owt tuniyt to see sum man called der ran brown. I is goin to me nannys, which will be nice but meens a cant sleep on the big bed >:D
So, sins my mama is not vewwy talented an has no understandyin of spanyul words i as desided to show her how upset i am by putting her fings in me paddlin pool. (i az a paddlin pool now, for splishin when its warm).
Today i av put in the paddlin pool:
a sock
me mamas new bra
3 tennis balls
and a letter.
I hope she gets the message soon
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(i az a paddlin pool now, for splishin when its warm).
My mammie wantsa get me wun ov those, but grannymar sez she doesn't fink will uze it.
Yesterday i was a nortie, mammie and uncle Phil were paintin some razed beds in the gardin - they had them on a big dust sheet in the midul of the gardin - I went owt for a wee - the longest wee evr and i weed on the dust sheet; mammie laffed at me :(.
'Owevr I has also been good boy :005:, on Saturdae i cocked my leg when having wees for the first time - free whole times, didn't no no leg cocking on sunnyday; it's too tyring.
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I wont a paddlin pool pleeeeez moMmy. An I will be gud (fer a few minits) :005: :005:
JiNley
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Mama got me paddlyin pool from morridogs where she gets me fishy. Is fun I alus in it.
I wanna go morridogs it sounds Lyk it full of fings id Lyk, but mama sez only doggies in yellow coats allowed it an my coat is green
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I wants a paddly pool!!!!!
I finks all us norties shud be extra norty till we gets paddly pools :D
dExteR
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I wants a paddly pool!!!!!
I finks all us norties shud be extra norty till we gets paddly pools :D
dExteR
I agrees wiv you dExteR.
I wants a paddly pool
And victoryah sponge cayk
And a yellow coat so I can go to morridogs........
Wotz morridogs?
Love Archie.
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I wants a paddly pool!!!!!
I finks all us norties shud be extra norty till we gets paddly pools :D
dExteR
Ooohhhh dat sownds lyk fun i iz gonna start bein egstra norty startin nowwwwwwwww
Jazz
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I haz been doing extra norties. Today I haz rolled in da smelliest foxy poo eva and den I laid down in da muddiest stinkiest puddle and wouldunt come owt. I will get a yellow coat and a paddly pool for sure. :D
Mummy keeps saying hi de hi to me. I fink she's goin loopy. :dunno:
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Mama dunt Lyk morridogs, she yoosley goes asda. But morridogs sownds good to me. They send mama home with bags fulla meat an bones an fishy!
(http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/ac7/jb620york/ce51dc25.jpg)
This is me in me paddlin pool. A Lyk to stick me nose in an blow bubbles
Xx
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ello Norties .... I haz bin gud fer a cupple ov days cos I waz so norty da uvver day :embarassed:
Ma mummy haz fergivon me I finks. She gaved me a treat tooday of an eyeskoobe ... it waz all cold and slippy! Den few puddin ahftur my mincey she gaved us all frohzon fomahhe fey, she sed it were lyk an eyeskreme.. but I's not no wats eyeskreme is :dunno: ma fomahhe fey wuz nice anyhows.
Millie an Jennie sed dat dey had a paddy pool wen'd dey woz pupsters .. an den it got broked and mummy ferwhoad it away >:( I' not appy wer iz my paddy pool??!! I finks my mummy is not luvvin me as much as she luvved millie and jennie wen day was pupsters .. I's finkin dat I needs to call da unluvved cocker ressqoo :012: :012: :012:
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Hayzull you can share me paddlyin pool is you wants :luv: a dunt mind.
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I is joining in the 'I wanna paddly pool' todai I jumpded in a loverly stinky bog to cool off, if I had a paddly pool I cud of used that. Mummie gotted her reevenj by skwirtin me wiv da hose pipe >:D
(http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh255/bout-time2/CIMG0115.jpg)
(http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh255/bout-time2/CIMG0116-1.jpg)
Do u fink I is mucky enuf for a padly pool ?
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Norties i has nooz..
I has a paddly pool now, mammie sed i ad been good boy so i could has wun.
I also has been learnin to cock my cocker leg AND I woofd today - mammie sed i musta barked about 10 tymes and its the mostest shes ever heard me bark evr. Mammie also said it was about half voloome (I fink that means big and bwave) and mammie sed i sownded like i had a sore froat, but i dont fink i do. Grannymar was almost crying - mammie sed grannymar was almost crying from lafter but i fink she musta been crying cos she was scared of my big bwave barks
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Charlie you is a big bwave growd up boy and I bet your woofs woz reelly scaree. Guess wot? I got a paddly pool too. :D we is very lucky norties.
My grannymar had da paddly pool in her shed da hole tyme an she gived it to me. It iz a bit small but it woz still a nyce suprize.
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Charlie you is a big bwave growd up boy and I bet your woofs woz reelly scaree. Guess wot? I got a paddly pool too. :D we is very lucky norties.
My grannymar had da paddly pool in her shed da hole tyme an she gived it to me. It iz a bit small but it woz still a nyce suprize.
Myne is a bit small too, but big enuf for a plodj and mammie is spolt sport, she ses we is on a watr meeter so i isn't allowed a big wun...
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Oooohhh norties, mi mummie jus sed that she as ordid a paddly pool for meee but she iz wurrid bowt fillin it up coz we norallowed ta uze da howzpyp!!!!!
She sed it will tayk alot of hevee bukits but iz wannin worta in myn not bukits.
I iz gunna try blowin bubblies too coz iz bin weely ot todaii, i iz gunna keep lookowt for da postieman in da mornin
Jazz xx
i spect my mummie will tayk sum fotas of mi innit an put em on ere soon
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We iz all reelly lucky to have paddly pools. Our mummies iz da best. :cool4:
My paddly pool iz very small an it only tooked foor bukkits of warta to fill it up. Mummy put da warta in da bukkits furst an den in da pool but she didn't put any bukkits in da paddly pool so iz ok Jazz. It is fun for paddlying but not for proppa swimmies coz is not big nuff.
See.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi81BNMagck&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Archie dat looks soooooo gud i cannt wayt i iz so egsitid.
mi mummie says it will pwobably be rainin gen bi da tym i gets myne but i don cayr i jus wanna paddly pool
mi mummie also sed dat kays don lyk worta so if dem peski fings cum in mi gardin gen i gonna put em in da paddly pool so dey won cum bak, doo yoo fink dat is norty nuf for a norty or shud i......... wayt!!! der is a peski kat in my gardin now gotta go chayse it bak lata
Jazz
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Yay we the paddly pool gang now!
I glad you as got one Archie an Charlie, it fun int it. A was blowin bubbles in mine all yesterday.
Is grass in mine on the floor an I bin eatin it :D
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I haz still not gotted a paddlynpool >:(
Ma mummy osveeoslee dubs not luv me as muth as ur mummies luvs yous... >:( :012: :012:
But she sed dat we wud gonna go to da seeesyde next week wiv my gandad an girlyfwend an JodIE da big lerchur - she is very fast! So i haz fergivon my mummy fer not byeing me a paddlynpool ... Fer now!
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I haz not got me paddly pool either >:(
I tryed reely hard tonight too, Mummy tuk us for our lovely walkies in da fields I fownd a mucky, smelly ditch so I wen in an waz covered in thick black stickee smelly stuff up to my belly. Norties I carnt tell u how gud dat stuff smelled. Mummy showted at me dat I was dirtee and a stinker so she put me in da barth an showered me. I iz norrapy I smells like a gurl and I still don have me paddly pool >:(
Iz my birfday nex munf maybee I will get paddly pool for me birfday ;)
dExteR
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I haz still not gotted a paddlynpool >:(
Ma mummy osveeoslee dubs not luv me as muth as ur mummies luvs yous... >:( :012: :012:
But she sed dat we wud gonna go to da seeesyde next week wiv my gandad an girlyfwend an JodIE da big lerchur - she is very fast! So i haz fergivon my mummy fer not byeing me a paddlynpool ... Fer now!
yoo can comes to play in myne :)
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I haz not got me paddly pool either >:(
I tryed reely hard tonight too, Mummy tuk us for our lovely walkies in da fields I fownd a mucky, smelly ditch so I wen in an waz covered in thick black stickee smelly stuff up to my belly. Norties I carnt tell u how gud dat stuff smelled. Mummy showted at me dat I was dirtee and a stinker so she put me in da barth an showered me. I iz norrapy I smells like a gurl and I still don have me paddly pool >:(
Iz my birfday nex munf maybee I will get paddly pool for me birfday ;)
dExteR
Yoo cam cum play in myne too dexter and you can show me how to plodj in the smelly stuffs?
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Fank yoo Charlie, I will brings me big bruvver also called Charlie. Although he is mostly a goody fore paws he is da master of plodjing in stinky stuff and has tawt me all his good plodjing skills. I will get him to teech you too ;)
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I haz had da bestest fun today norties. Mummy was sitting in da gardin and she went in for a wee wee (I hasn't trained her to go outside yest - I dust fink she will eve get da hang of it) Anyway, her seat looked reeeeely uncomfy and lumpy so I pulled sum of da stuffin out to make it betta :D Iz a bit windy today so da stuffin went all ova da gardin. Mummy larffed lots and lots so I fink she woz verry happee wiv me but den she said I was norty.
She put a piktoor here:
http://www.cockersonline.co.uk/discuss/index.php?topic=94094.0
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I seed da piktur Archie dat is sum gud nortying, Iz did laff lots too
Jazz xx
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yoo can comes to play in myne :)
fank oo Charlie! I mite hav too coz ma mummy still haz not borted me a paddlynpool :012:
tooday I haz dun da RAYS FER LIFFE wiv ma mummy and my nannymar .... I's waz wuffin at the ginning, coz I's waz ascared ov all da hoomans and dey feets all about mee! :fear2: but ma mummy sed I waz very bwave and we keeped walkin and den lots of da peoples and der feets waz goned walking faster den us ... we wuz slow coz me an Jennie wuz jumping in ditches and paddlyn in muddy water :005: :005: ma mummy sed she duhsent kno y she bovvers baffing and brushing me ... I duhsent kno y she bovvers either! I likes bein muddy :luv:
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I likes bin muddy to hayzull :luv:
mama has bort this daft new rubbery fing that she insist on wipin me wiv everytime i bin for walks or in me paddly pool. She dunt seem to understand that if she dries me off a will jus go and jump in again. Silly mama. She has a long way to go till she is proply trayned.
I got veree muddy yesterday. A will put a picture on soon, it was so good. I fink Jinley wood be veree prowd of me :D
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ooh norties i has interestin weekend.
I went to da beetch wif lots of over spanyals - Bingley, I meeted your bruva Dexter. I went plodjing in da see and i playd in a big wet rock puddle fing - it was weely deep and I even went in weely deep and had so mutch fun. Den we went home and I had snoozes and den i got some roasted beef for sunnyday dinnr.
oooh i also had my first ever barbie-queue; it was tastie, mammie got me chicken leg and sausidj and she let me have some of her burger - grannymar said i hadsa ta eat my dinnr in da gardin in der sun cos it was a barbie-queue, and dats wot people do at barbie-queues.
Mammie also sed it's 8 weeks today until we go on hollydae - i doesn't no what hollydae is...
I also hasta go to der groomy ladies next week >:(
AND worstist of all, mammie is abandoning me this week - she is going away wif work so i hasta stay wif grannymar and granddad; I wants to stay wif my mammie - has I been too nortie that she is abandoning me for two whole nites?
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Oh Charlie did you hav fun wiv my bruvva? I am veree jelous. When we were tiny pupsters was onlee me an him and our doggy mama, when mama first caym to see me before she took me to my howse a was alus cuddlin up to Dexy. He is good for cuddlin :luv: Mama is hopefully gonna take me to see him soon - hes gone on his hollydays today so will av to be when he gets howm.
We dint av a barbie-cue but i ad to eet owtside too! onestly they need to make their mind up i fink. I is not allowed to wees inside, but i as to eet outside sometimes. That is where i wees, why would i wanna eet there :dunno: veree confoosin if you ask me.
Poor Charlie, you must not be too sad. You will av fun with grannymar and grandad, they is fun and nice to you arent they :D also, when your mammie gets howm i BET she will be so happy to see you. You must practis your best waggy tayul and soppy eyes (dey love dat). When mama caym back from spayn a did that an i got so many cuddles and kissies :D you shud praps practis your wuffin too charlie, a no you struggle wiv it, as you will need to tell your mammie how much you as missed her.
Bingley
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Oh Charlie did you hav fun wiv my bruvva? I am veree jelous. When we were tiny pupsters was onlee me an him and our doggy mama, when mama first caym to see me before she took me to my howse a was alus cuddlin up to Dexy. He is good for cuddlin :luv: Mama is hopefully gonna take me to see him soon - hes gone on his hollydays today so will av to be when he gets howm.
We dint av a barbie-cue but i ad to eet owtside too! onestly they need to make their mind up i fink. I is not allowed to wees inside, but i as to eet outside sometimes. That is where i wees, why would i wanna eet there :dunno: veree confoosin if you ask me.
Poor Charlie, you must not be too sad. You will av fun with grannymar and grandad, they is fun and nice to you arent they :D also, when your mammie gets howm i BET she will be so happy to see you. You must practis your best waggy tayul and soppy eyes (dey love dat). When mama caym back from spayn a did that an i got so many cuddles and kissies :D you shud praps practis your wuffin too charlie, a no you struggle wiv it, as you will need to tell your mammie how much you as missed her.
Bingley
I praktised woofin last week - mammie sed i was weely good. On our wark yesterday, der tiny puppies could bark lowder den me; dat is not fayr, i is 10munf old and my woofin is still stuck, mammie sez i hasn't fownd my voyse yet...i dunno wot it looks like to fynd it.
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ma mummy sez I needz to join the norties club >:( i dunt knowz what I didz wong I thoughts she planted the plantz yestday for me to digs up so I dunt get boredz :005: but she waznt very appy >:D dont think she likez me pwactizing my bestest woofing voice at such early mornins either or pinchingz the kittie food and chazin her off. I had a buzy mornin :005:
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Hello norties
I spent the weekend in a big paddlin pule - twas curled the sey! I had a reely gud swim and jupt owva the wayvs. Me muMmy tuk me in her new caryvany fing that we av to tug about behynd the kar then sleyp in - woz cumfy tho. I wooft at sum big burds that did a tippy tappy on the roof in the morning.
Me daDdy sez my naym is now JiNley Jipskit coz I livd in a caryvany. I ad to leyv the paddlin pule beyind tho coz we cudnt fit it in the caryvany but I wont to go bak theyr soon. If any norties are in Wayuls for theyr olidayz let me now me moMmy sez we myt be abul to visit.
JiNley
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Charlie, i will elp yoo wif yor wuffin. I am a vewy gud wuffer! If yoo seez anuvver big dog, juss go "woowoowoo!" den yoo will be reddy to wuff yor mammie howm.
I had a happi wee kend. I wented to da beech evry day cuz me an Jonny woz too ott. We jumpted into da wotta an splishd an splashd, an wun tym i suddinly fown my feets woz off da floor an i woz propply swimmin!! Me likkle cuzzin Meg wudent go in da wotta, she jus poot in her tozes. She iz a softy :005:
Welcum to da norty pupsters Betty. Yoo is cyoot. Yoo will get away wiff lots of nortys cuz yoo can luk a door able an yor mumMi will juss luv yoo.
Woofs
Penny
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Charlie when I comes to play in yer paddly pool I will teech you wuffs. I got 2 wuffs, dere is my loud big voyce wuff which i does wiv grr-ing fer protektin my Mummy and the roorooroo fer when I wants attenshun ;)
I waz a norty boy on Sunnyday, I dragged de compost in from a flowah tub an spred it all ovah de kitchun floor an dining room. I thort it looked great, Mummy didnt fink so >:(
dExteR
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I jus saw dere is a new norty - welcome little Betty may keep up de gud nortying ;)
dExteR
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thanksyoos :D mummy puts up da fences to keeps the big charlie dog offa de lawn she just laid but I iz likkle ans squeeeeezeies thru da gaps and I toilets on the new lawns :005: I sat in da waters bowl too and mummy laffed but she dint laffs when i ranz thru the lounge when i was making pretties foots prints on da floor :005:
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Wow norties. Der haz bin sum reelly amayzing nortying goin on AND we haz a new friend joinin us. Betty you sowndz like you iz gonna be a reelly egsellunt norty pup. :clapping: keep up da gud work.
Mummy plantid sum tomatow plantz today. She didn't do it very well so I dug dem up for her so she culd do it a bit betta. ;)
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:005: Archie bean i wuvs diggin up de plantz itz my favorites thing
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Wow norties. Der haz bin sum reelly amayzing nortying goin on AND we haz a new friend joinin us. Betty you sowndz like you iz gonna be a reelly egsellunt norty pup. :clapping: keep up da gud work.
Mummy plantid sum tomatow plantz today. She didn't do it very well so I dug dem up for her so she culd do it a bit betta. ;)
Archie my mammie planted tomatoz ajes ago and I stole one and runned off wif it, cos i wanted wun for my owns. Mammie sed it was nortie cos it looked deaded after I runned away wif it. Now it's der second biggest wun and mammie has planted it in it's own plant pot for me :)
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You see Charlie, we knows best abowt how to do da gardinin. Our mummies will lurn eventooally. ;)
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Ohh excellent another norty pupstar - welcome Betty :D (my two doggies are all grown up now but they do like to read this thread and laugh at all your norties - they even got bought a paddling pool at the weekend ;))
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Hey pupstars :dunno:
Mummie is in da garden so I fout I'd nip on ere wile she's not lukin, it's so funni, wen she wasn't lukin I pinched one of er gluvs and av burid it, then went bak to er and laid down wiv er :wasntme: i didn't fink she'd notised but she is nor appy she's lukin all over for it but I as burid it in my bestest place so I don't fink she wil find it :005:
Oh no she's cumin in now askin me were it is ph34r. How does she know it was me, I always get blamed for everyfink :dunno:
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hellos nortys ;)
I bin a norty girl todays my mumz was puting da foods away and dint open tha door fast enuff and I weeds on the floor so she put me outsides while she cleanes it ups but she fogetz she lefts da big patios doors openz and I sneaks in overr room and she was nor appy cos she sed she had just mopped it :005: i snukd thru da fenze agen today and pood on her grass seed :005: I likes doin that :005: I cheweds a hole in da door mat too :shades:
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Good nortying betty! I lyk your style :shades: poopin on grass seeds is alriyt, you is fertilysin it for her!
Last nyt me big nanny an gramps from spayn caym to stay. They brort two doggies called Billy and Saffy. Billy is my new best frend :luv: we was playin in the garden an a wus showin im me paddlyin pool, then we went for a walk in the flower beds. Mama wasnt veree happy cos den we went inside and decorayted the carpet wiv lots of mud! It looked lovely but she cleened it all up >:D all my work waysted!
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Norties I is putting myself up for dopshun look what my mammie did to me earlier
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7077/7310247512_a61bba44e3.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/dipsydoodlenoodle/7310247512/)
Parently mammie sez my her is too long :(, dopshun i say
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Oh Charlie :fear2: :fear2: :fear2: My mummy will dopt you for shore. You must come an liv wiv me coz even tho my mummy makes me reelly grumpy wiv her sum times she haz neva put my eerz in gurly piggy tailz. Sum times our hoomans iz such >:D
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Norties I haz wurked owt how to get longer cuddlies in bed in da mornin....... I haz stealed mummies larm clok.
(http://i1126.photobucket.com/albums/l614/goldenharp1/c74ca259.jpg)
Now I iz off to hide it in da gardin. :005:
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Good finking archie. I pownse on my mammie and give er kissies and cuddlz an look coote, dats ow I get extra cuddlz. Mammie sed she wasnt to appie for cuddlez at 4am. Servez er rite for makin me look like a gurl!
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Oh Charlie I finks yoo luks kinda kyoot :005: Sumtyms my mummi poots my ears up in a bobbel wen I gets to eat sum grayvee or sumfin an i just shayks my hed an dey kums bak to normal.
Wot a gud idea Archie - yoo givs me lotsa gud ideeas for nortyin!
I delt wiv da fings dat postieman poots froo da letabox wile my mummi woz in her skool yester day. I saved her fwom da bovver of shweddin dem. She dint reely preeshiate my help but :dunno: Ennyways she tuk us on a brill wok colld Pucks Glen an I jumped in an owt da burn an gotted reely reely wet!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/dinaht/wetpenny.jpg)
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Charlie yoo luk lyk won ov them rayn dyr fings that me moMmy gets owt wen she is eggspectin santa paws.
My moMmy trys to do it wiv me eyers coz I ayt me dinna the uva day an got me eyers in it. Me moMmy sez it woz lyk sleypin wiv a sundey dinna! (That is cuz I sleyp on her hed :005: :005:)
Yoo ar orl gud beyin norty and I think we will be havin sum noo nortys joynin us soon :D :D
I am gettin grown up an will be me furst burfday in orgust and as me moMmy as downatid sum of me collige fund to COL I will be startin a new fred corled "What I av lurnt in me furst yeayr". So orl yu pupstars that are gettin big, start maykin nowts wen yur moMmy is owt. :005: :005:
JiNley
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Charlie yoo luk lyk won ov them rayn dyr fings that me moMmy gets owt wen she is eggspectin santa paws.
My moMmy trys to do it wiv me eyers coz I ayt me dinna the uva day an got me eyers in it. Me moMmy sez it woz lyk sleypin wiv a sundey dinna! (That is cuz I sleyp on her hed :005: :005:)
Yoo ar orl gud beyin norty and I think we will be havin sum noo nortys joynin us soon :D :D
I am gettin grown up an will be me furst burfday in orgust and as me moMmy as downatid sum of me collige fund to COL I will be startin a new fred corled "What I av lurnt in me furst yeayr". So orl yu pupstars that are gettin big, start maykin nowts wen yur moMmy is owt. :005: :005:
JiNley
I has my first burfdae at der end of July - we is going on olidae the week before to norf yorkshire wif grannymar and graddad and mammie sez its graddads birfdae when he is on olidae.
Do you fink my mammie is spectin santa paws?
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Ello norties! I's very eggsited cos dis morning my mummy an my daddi gotted us up very early... Dey woz moving our box house out ov da gardin an we gots in the car and daddi broughted us all da way to Korrrnwall.
Pparently dey haz kornie patsys ere wich taste gud? Maybbe mummy an daddi will lemme hav one.
Anyways I is now stoppin in our box house wiv me sistahs, an ders sum ova doggys here an I hav wuffed at dem and me mummy tolded me off coz I was disturbing da peees? >:( do peeees sleeps? :dunno:
I haz found a new fink to eat.. Is called bunny raisins, so Millie and Jennie say... Dey taste like grass... I finks dat Millie and Jennie is just tryin to gets me into trouble wiv mummy, cos she tolded me off fer eating dem! >:(
Bye fer now norties.... Xxx
HaZul
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Ooh HaZul that sownds reely grayt! I went on oliday last weyk end in owa box hows thats wy me daDdy corls me JiNley JipSkip >:( >:(
I luv the box hows coz we go lotz of playsis an it is just me an me moMmy. I woz in Korrnwall a cupul of weyks go, we went to Padystow. Them raysuns sownd taysty I will av a luk for sum. Fanks fer the tip. ;)
JiNley
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I hazunt eaten any raysins but I likes eating cow biskits. Sometimes da cow biskits is too soft coz they need to cuk in da sun to make den hard an krispee. Yummy.
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Hiya norties, mmmmm bunny raysins and cow biskits sound real gud, I wann sum a dem. Norties aye av cum lucking fer yer advice, am real confussed.
My mammie likey flowers but she only likes real ones. She never as flower pitures or pattern on anyfink!!! Yesterday I sawed she ad some new fings them hoomans put their paws in and walk in (weird!!). Defo no seen her in em b4 - and they got flowers on em - and I KNOOOW she no likey flowers if they not real.
In da nite whilst she slept I fought I be a gud boy so'd she give me sosages - I left our bedroom, sneaked down ph34r and got the new fings - an took every one of dem flowers off for er so she likey them more!! I have not touched them fings that paws go in b4 EVER so, when I finished being gud and ridding these ones of flowers, I even tuk em to her in da bedroom.
Do u no norties, she not thanked me AT ALL, did seem impressed by my ard work and I did not even get a sniff of a sosage!! I am dizgusted and fink me mammies rude!! Shall I put meself up for doptshun cos am not feeling preciated at the mo!!!! >:D >:D
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ow no harley u wud thinks mammy wud be pleazd wiv u faw getin rids of the nasty flowerys ;)
archie u iz so cootie :luv: :luv: charlie my mammyz do that too >:( buts i dont mines cos i get extra cuddlez coz she think i look cootie :D ma daddy waz havin some yummys food this mornings fink they waz crumpetz anywayz when he was anserin the ringy phoney thing I sneeaked up and pinchds one :005: waz tasty :005:
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Archie when dem cow biskits hasnt bin cooked in da sun an are soft dey is good for rolling on as dey makes you smell loverly.
dExteR
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dExteR dat is very trooo I had forgottid abowt rollin in dem. ;) I will try it layta.
Today I haz been to da vet an hairy man coz my paw was pawly. Der was a grassy seeed stuck in der an it is fected. Da vet an hairy man dusnt know if it is still in der or not. I haz been chewin it and I finks I pulleded it owt. We got to go back on fursday an if it iz not owt den I haz to have oprayshun. :o I waz very gud and got cuddlies from mummy and da nursy. My paw dusnt hurt at awll but I iz gonna pretend it hurts lotz so I gets cuddlies and treaties. :005:
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owch archie i hopes yer paw is better soon :bigarmhug:
I finded a greats playce to sniffs throo me mammy callz it da bin :D I finds eggies shellz dis mornings and scrunchied them all ups on da floor and i founds lotz of tastie smellee bitz ta chew on :lol: mummy waz not imprezzd tho :005: she said norty words cos she just moppeds da floorz
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Last weyk wen I pwetended to be poorly so I got lotz of cudduls, I got me brekfast and dug a howl in the gardin an berrid it.
I fink chikin wing taysts betta afta a few days in the sun :005: :005:
Coz it is raynin today I disidid to dig it up to keyp it dri. I av berrid it in the bottom of one of me MoMmys cubort fings in the bedrume wiv slydy doors. I karnt member wich won it is in and me moMmy keyps gowin in the bedrume smellin in fings to sey wayr it iz. :005: :005:
She luks lyk she is pwetendin to be a dog :lol2: :lol2:
I luv the smell in me moMmys bedrume. ;)
JiNley
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nortys I az a seerwe uss WORNIK for all de ickle pupsters
wen yoo gtez biga if yoo iz reely norty ure mum mae do dis to all yoor bestestest palz
all I didz waz a bit of garninin and et the clemmy attis agiane :005: :005: :005:
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:fear2: :fear2: kwik, sumwon cut dem down an save dem. I iz gonna go an hide all my toyz so dey iz safe from da hangman.
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ArcHie I iz tow ickle to reech to get mi teddi :012: he waz berrid in de big ole wat I dugz den it poored wiv wain and he got reely reely smelie and gud and mum maid im av a baff. Bad mum wot baffd all mi toyz >:D
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Today I haz had to go back to see the vet an hairy man to check if I needed a oprayshun on my grassy seedy paw. It woz very rainy so I had to wear my coat to try to keep me dry for da hairy man. I desyded not to stay dry so I fownd a puddly an laid down in it. :D den I rolled in some reelly smelly foxy poo so I would smell nyce for da nursies. At da vet I wriggled an wriggled so a nursy had to come in an help mummy hold me coz my feetz is ticklish. Mummy and da nursy and da hairy man all got wet and covered in smelly foxy poo. It woz sooooo much fun. :banana: :banana: :banana:
Oh, an I didn't need a oprayshun. :clapping:
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:rofl1:, who'd be a vet eh :005:
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The vet and hairy man was so lucky archie. Yoo is so foughtful
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Glad u don need oprayshun Archie coz dat duz sownd baaad. I az bin lookin weely ard an i iz avin big trubble findin sum luvly smelly fox poo ware i liv, can u tell mi ware iz da bestest plays to luk coz i need sum bad mi, mummie poot mi in da baff todai for nuffin
I fort she woz gonna ang mi on da woshin liyne ta dri lyke pearls toyz!!!
Jazz xx
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evnin norties ;) hopes youz all ok
I bin a nortie girl, i smelld sumfing really nice in da kitchens bin and i stuckd me head in to get it but da bin fell ova and it emptid yummy smelly fings on mammys floor she wont happy coz she cleaned da floor. mammy put brix fings round da bottom of da fence to try to stop me diggin holies inher new lawny thing but i got thru and i was weally proud of my holies but mammy wernt and i found a hoooooge greats puddly fing in the patio and laid in it i was eva so wet nhorrid :005:
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Well done Betty :clapping:
you are shaypin up to bee a veree good norty
I iz startin new skool tomorro mornin :D
I as fitted in lots of nortyin this week to balans out bein good tomorro. We as a big see fru box wiv fishy fish in it in owur liffing room, an i has started sticking me ed over the edge to say hello. I fort a was jus been polyte. Mama was bit mad do wen i eeted sum of their food. It is all pretty colours an smells niyse an stinky. Dada left the lid off an a stuck me tongue in :D
Mama sez a will be doin sent wurk, mini ajillytee, owbeedyunce an sumfin called heelwork to music. Dada ses he will sit owt wen tis heelwork to music but i dunt mind becus i dunt lissun to im anyways, me an mama is a good teem at skool!
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ooh Bingley see fru box wiv fishy fish in certainly do has tastee food. I always helps mammie feed our fishy fish and tries to steel da food. Owever dey need kleenin out and wen they do they take all the attenshun away from you :(
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Norties i am distrort :012:
Yesterday I went to the groomy laydees house and she took off me socks! Me feets are all small an unfluffy an me little tootsies is gettin cold when i is owtside! A dunt lyke it wun bit! I ad four lovley fluffy slippers on me feet an now they is gone!
Mama seems happy tho, she let me sit on her sholder allllll nyt becus she sez a wus smelly yummy lyk a baby. I fink a smell orrible. A will hav to fynd sum stinkies later, she will lyk dat i bet. A will rowl and rowl in it so i is gud and stinky an den she will let me sit on er sholder forever!
How is evryone duin? I iz bit sad now us older norties is neerly grown up. A be 8 monfs soon me. How is our yunger recruwts gettin on?
Love Bingley xxx
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Bingley we as slipprs at our howse, yoo shud cum visit until your furry slippers growd back
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Bingley dat is awfull. You needs your slippas. Charlie iz right you shuld go to hiz howse till your slippas grow back. I haz fownded a slippa dis mornin an I haz hidded it. Mummee can't find it anywhere. :005: it iz gud coz I needs sumfing to keep her occypied and tyre her brayn owt. Overwise she might get bored an tayke me to da gloomy lady or give me a barf or sumfink.
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Dese Mummies are mean getting our fluffy slippers taken away >:D
I haz bin up to me usual norties and I has choo-ed a hole in de corner of our Mummys doovay cover - she iz not happi one bit. Then Charlie woke up an wanted a sneaky choo of it finking i waz sleep an wouldnt see, but I cort him an we showted at each other (iz MY HOLE) an Mummy was veree cross an sed it was 3 am and wot is wrong wiv us :005:
De new norties are doing gud nortying :clapping:
Norties, I iz 1 on Sunnyday and Mummy keeps on dat I iz neerly growed up, I will have to go on big boys bord :012:
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Dese Mummies are mean getting our fluffy slippers taken away >:D
I haz bin up to me usual norties and I has choo-ed a hole in de corner of our Mummys doovay cover - she iz not happi one bit. Then Charlie woke up an wanted a sneaky choo of it finking i waz sleep an wouldnt see, but I cort him an we showted at each other (iz MY HOLE) an Mummy was veree cross an sed it was 3 am and wot is wrong wiv us :005:
De new norties are doing gud nortying :clapping:
Norties, I iz 1 on Sunnyday and Mummy keeps on dat I iz neerly growed up, I will have to go on big boys bord :012:
Oh no Dexter, duz dis mean you have to acshually growed up, i is 1 in almost 6 weeks? If yoo keep being nortying i fink is ok to teetsh the yungr norties how to norty proply
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I is buzzin appy tudai, mummie speeked to my real bruvvers new mum tdai and he's much nortier then mee (http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5100.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net) dis is wot Ozzy's mummy sed:
I don't think Ozzy and I will be going to heaven due to our run ins with the village vicar. First off, he gets stuck in the church railings, he runs into the church halfway through a service, the vicar emerges from behind a fence after I called Oz a choice name, he runs around the woods with my bra and runs to the vicar with the said bra all pleased, rolls in a bog whilst the vicars' Spaniel has a mud suit on and today...we found her praying in the woods wearing a very white suit! I've offered to pay the dry cleaning bill, the 8 month Setter with me knocked her flying and Ozzy bounced on her :/
:005: :005: :005: :005: Dat iz reeely gud nortiing Ozzy, I is prowd to call u my bruvver :luv:
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:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:
Mummee see does Ozzy live in Dibley? Dat iz da best Nortying eva. ozzy needs to join us on da norty board.
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I is buzzin appy tudai, mummie speeked to my real bruvvers new mum tdai and he's much nortier then mee (http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5100.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net) dis is wot Ozzy's mummy sed:
I don't think Ozzy and I will be going to heaven due to our run ins with the village vicar. First off, he gets stuck in the church railings, he runs into the church halfway through a service, the vicar emerges from behind a fence after I called Oz a choice name, he runs around the woods with my bra and runs to the vicar with the said bra all pleased, rolls in a bog whilst the vicars' Spaniel has a mud suit on and today...we found her praying in the woods wearing a very white suit! I've offered to pay the dry cleaning bill, the 8 month Setter with me knocked her flying and Ozzy bounced on her :/
:005: :005: :005: :005: Dat iz reeely gud nortiing Ozzy, I is prowd to call u my bruvver :luv:
:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: I think this must be the funniest norty ever - just love it :luv:
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Ozzy shud av a limpic gowld medul for that!
Bingley, downt wurry, yur slippas will grow bak soon. I ad me tows dun at the groomer laydees not long ago an me daDdy kept corlin me Darcey Bussull! >:( >:( I av me yetti legs bak now. :005: :005:
Here is me poynti tows (I woz too embarrust to show me fayce!)
(http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz34/Pat1402/DarceyBussell.jpg)
JiNley
PS I am owva 10 munths owld now and neerly a laydee. Me moMmy thinks I miyt av ad a seesun but no won herd it. Downt now wot noys its suppowst to mayk :huh: :huh:
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Norties, I iz 1 on Sunnyday and Mummy keeps on dat I iz neerly growed up
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My mummie sed I iz gonna be 1 in 10 dais tym an i gotta do on da big gurls bored swell. Do ya fink dere iz big norties on da big bored coz uverwys i don wunna go an iz stayin ere >:(
Jazz
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Nortys - i IZ growd up, parrently, cuz I iz wun yeer owld, but mi MuMmi sez ize havin a second pupihood and iz wyerd to da moon! Its fun beein wyerd to da moon, even if I cant find da wyer :dunno:
Jinley, ize had a see sun. I fink yoo has to go woowoowoo so yer mummi heers it. Now ize havin puppys but mi mummi sez they are fantums.
Dis growin up stuf is twicky :011:
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Norties... my big sistah iz not very well. She is pawly and haz bin to see da feet.. he is nice.. I likes him lots.. he iz allways lukin into my eyes :009: :009: :009: i fink he luffs me :luv:
N E Way.. Millie is pawly, and urli-ur on Millie waz sittin undah da table in da die-ning room and she waz cry in! an she camed real qik into da sofaah room. I's waz all ascared, but I fort dat somefin musta hurtted her!
So I jumped up an ran into da die-ning room and wuffed to scare wat eva it waz dat was hurting Millie away! I wuffed and den ran back ta tell me mummy and millie it was safe now.
Mummy sed I waz very bwave :police: :police:
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Jinley, ize had a see sun. I fink yoo has to go woowoowoo so yer mummi heers it. Now ize havin puppys but mi mummi sez they are fantums.
YOU IS AVIN CHIKINS?? :fear2: :fear2: I DOWNT WONT A SEESUN :012: :012:
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hAzuL
Yu is reely brayv and gud for lukin afta yer big sistah send her a big cocker hug from me x :bigarmhug:
JiNley
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hellos norties ;)
I az got a big fatz tumtum cos I chasied the kittykat off and stuck ma head in da bowl and eatz it all ups. :005: was yumyums me mammy tookz me to da vetty man yezterdayz i hads a needdle thing in ma neck but I didnts feel it I was too busy makins puppy eyes at the vettyman :luv: he gave me a bizkit thinks he liked me a wikkle bit :luv: me mammy sez when i had all me injexuns i can go thru da woods wiv ma big collie bruvver sounds excitings :D
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I is buzzin appy tudai, mummie speeked to my real bruvvers new mum tdai and he's much nortier then mee (http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5100.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net) dis is wot Ozzy's mummy sed:
I don't think Ozzy and I will be going to heaven due to our run ins with the village vicar. First off, he gets stuck in the church railings, he runs into the church halfway through a service, the vicar emerges from behind a fence after I called Oz a choice name, he runs around the woods with my bra and runs to the vicar with the said bra all pleased, rolls in a bog whilst the vicars' Spaniel has a mud suit on and today...we found her praying in the woods wearing a very white suit! I've offered to pay the dry cleaning bill, the 8 month Setter with me knocked her flying and Ozzy bounced on her :/
:005: :005: :005: :005: Dat iz reeely gud nortiing Ozzy, I is prowd to call u my bruvver :luv:
:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: I think this must be the funniest norty ever - just love it :luv:
Brilliant :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:
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Jinley, ize had a see sun. I fink yoo has to go woowoowoo so yer mummi heers it. Now ize havin puppys but mi mummi sez they are fantums.
YOU IS AVIN CHIKINS?? :fear2: :fear2: I DOWNT WONT A SEESUN :012: :012:
:rofl1: :rofl1:
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Jinley, ize had a see sun. I fink yoo has to go woowoowoo so yer mummi heers it. Now ize havin puppys but mi mummi sez they are fantums.
YOU IS AVIN CHIKINS?? :fear2: :fear2: I DOWNT WONT A SEESUN :012: :012:
Mebbies you can eet them after?
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Ooh - if I is havin chikkins ile be abul to chays them! I luvs chaysin burdies! Wonder wen dey will come owt. :banana:
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Norties... my big sistah iz not very well. She is pawly and haz bin to see da feet.. he is nice.. I likes him lots.. he iz allways lukin into my eyes :009: :009: :009: i fink he luffs me :luv:
N E Way.. Millie is pawly, and urli-ur on Millie waz sittin undah da table in da die-ning room and she waz cry in! an she camed real qik into da sofaah room. I's waz all ascared, but I fort dat somefin musta hurtted her!
So I jumped up an ran into da die-ning room and wuffed to scare wat eva it waz dat was hurting Millie away! I wuffed and den ran back ta tell me mummy and millie it was safe now.
Mummy sed I waz very bwave :police: :police:
Aww Hayzul I hope your big sista Millie gets better soon. You is so bwave pwotecting everyone from the scary fing wif your woofin.
Mammie is taking me to the vet and hairy mans this morning cos eye as been sick all night, iiis not nice norties :(
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Jinley, ize had a see sun. I fink yoo has to go woowoowoo so yer mummi heers it. Now ize havin puppys but mi mummi sez they are fantums.
YOU IS AVIN CHIKINS?? :fear2: :fear2: I DOWNT WONT A SEESUN :012: :012:
I just spat my tea out :clapping: :rofl1:
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Oh Charlie i iz veree sad you iz not feelin well :'( i ope the vet an hairy man is niys to yous an helps you feel better veree soon. :luv:
Mama sez a still onee has one nutty nut. I still carnt fynd the ova wun a fink a mustve lost it. A lukd every where, a will av to luk under the sofahs agen soon to see if it is there. Parrantly if a dunt fynd it i as to hav oprayshun :'(
If anyone else sees it can you let me know pleeze?
A dunt want oprayshun
Bingley xx
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I will look out for your nutty nut Bingley, I don't fink it's ere but mammie keeps telling Uncle Phillis off cos he has a box of nuts taking up the cupboard...maybe they is in there?
The vet and hairy man gived me needul to stop me being sick (apparently, I didn't notice no needul). He weighed me, Mammie was a bit worried I woz a porker but I isn't. Mammie also got some scription food to give me for a few daes and stuff to go in my water to make my electrolytes go back to normal...dunno wot electrolytes are :(
Mammie also sed she fan owt of frows for me to be sick on, but i avent been sick since der parrent needul.
Mammie sed she is uploading videos of me doing my woofs and grrs :)
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Oh I am glad the vet an hairy man has given you fings to feel better Charlie boy :luv:
I ad needuls too parrantly, i never seen no needul tho.
A cant wayt to see your woofs an barks, as you bin practissin?
Fanks for dat Charlie, if you find it pleese let me no cos a bin lukin evrywhere an cant see it at all
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Oh I am glad the vet an hairy man has given you fings to feel better Charlie boy :luv:
I ad needuls too parrantly, i never seen no needul tho.
A cant wayt to see your woofs an barks, as you bin practissin?
Fanks for dat Charlie, if you find it pleese let me no cos a bin lukin evrywhere an cant see it at all
I has been practising, I fink i am getting weally good. Last night mammie was sitting next to me and i woz barking, mammie sed she could barely hear them. I fink mammie must be def, altho sumtimes they do twik me and come owt weely kwiet.
Mammie sed the videyos are on the puppie foto thingy :)
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Oh norties I forgots ta tell yoo all. At the vet and hairy mans wen we came owt, and mammie was waiting of my stuff...i wee'd on the leg of a chair in the resepshun. Mammie sed it was a good job tweet was no one in there sept us...
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Poor Chalie. i iz sorry you haz been poorly but glad you is feelin betta now. :banana: I haz seen your woofs an you iz gettin reelly gud at dem. Practice makes pufect iz wot mummy sez to all her poopil people wot come to lurn muzic an itz troo.
Dat woz a really gud norty to wee on da chair at da hairy mans. i kant beleeve i neva thort of it but i iz goona member it next time i goes. We are so lucky havin each other to teech us new nortying. :D
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I hoep yooz feelin better now Charlie. I woz sik wuns an Jonny ate it :020: :020: Gud job weein in da chair leg. Yoo is turnin into a champyon norty!
I still avent ad me chikkins >:(
Woofs
Penny
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I eats Charlies sick, it makes Mummy get all cross an showty :005:
I herd Mummy sey somefing bowt vetinhairyun to get wormy tablits, I shall make a note to wee on da chair fanks for dat won ;)
I finks i want one of dem seesun fings if yoo gets chikkins.
dExteR
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Hi pupsters, i'm about to start on the big girls board but just thought id share how easy it is to be norty on your birthday!! i got a hooman shoe and took it in the garden and made lots of sprinkles with it! my mummy said that it was a good job she loved me as Kyles clarks shoes were not my toys.. whoopsie but still i didn't get in trouble or when i dragged the blanket off my head into the garden through the muddy puddles then bought it back in and put on mums ironing pile! mum said one of these days! i think she means im going to get a medal or something.. but just cos im a big girl doesn't mean i have to stop my norty's
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Happy birfday Roobs! I finks yoo can still do nortys wen you is oll gwowed up. Ize still doin lots! I makes sprinkles wif stuff da postie man brings but I never thort of shoos! Yay - Ize gonna make sprinkles wif shoos tomorra. :banana: :banana:
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Hope you ad a appy birfdayy Rubes :luv: you is a big girl now. We is all growin up so fast.
Yous still allowed to be norty doh sumtimes i fink. you are so gud at it it wud be a waste not to.
Bingley xx
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Hello Norties
I betta intwoduce myself. I am Jensen and my mummy says I am a norty as Mummy didnt know where all the clean washing went, but then saw me sitting tasting it in my cwate. It was just hanging there on something called a clothez hoarse looking yummy, and I fink it smells betta wiz a bit of puppy droolz on it :005:
HOpe this was a good bit of nortying, Im only 8 weeks old and need lots of practice I think >:D
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Hello Jenson
I am JinLey an I am neerly a big gurl now an will be gowin on the utha bord soon. I can now go GRRRR and WOOF speshly at pijins.
That woz a grayt bit of nortying - yu will lurn lowds of stuff on here. ;) ;) Ower urly norty tips av bin arkived in siba spayc (wereva that is) :huh: :huh:
Becuz we ar not littul for long it is gud to giv owa moMmies a memry of wen we were cute. Next tym yu get the cleyn woshin off the hors (yu must liv in a big ows for won of them - we av won that livs in a feyuld) mayk shor yu av muddy pors sow yu can leyv little memris on the clowths. She will say "ow Jenson yu norty pupstar but I preshiayt the memry fank yu".
If fink thats wot my moMmy sed wen I did it - but she sed it very lowd and her fays turnd red. :005: :005:
JiNley
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Becuz we ar not littul for long it is gud to giv owa moMmies a memry of wen we were cute. Next tym yu get the cleyn woshin off the hors (yu must liv in a big ows for won of them - we av won that livs in a feyuld) mayk shor yu av muddy pors sow yu can leyv little memris on the clowths. She will say "ow Jenson yu norty pupstar but I preshiayt the memry fank yu".
If fink thats wot my moMmy sed wen I did it - but she sed it very lowd and her fays turnd red. :005: :005:
JiNley
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JiNley, dat iz gud advice I iz a big boy tomorowz so I haz come in an run all ovah Mummy's cleen white sheet on da bed an left her lots of memries, I fink she will be please wiv me an will say fank yoo dExteR :luv:
ps from tomorowz I haz to go on da partycollars bord, but I will still visit de nortys xx
dExteR
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Hello nortis
Gess wot?? I av bin a gud gurl and so my MoMmy caym howm wiv a paddlin pool :banana: :banana:
It luks lyk a big greyn monsta and I kan just abowt fit in it but it is grayt!!
The trubbul is, I kan see me feyt an I lyk to play in muddy pudduls, av yu any tips on how I kan mayk it durty?
http://www.cockersonline.co.uk/discuss/index.php?topic=94820.0
JiNley
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Hello pups,
I shud not be here cos i is a growed up lady and usually very good but mum ses i have been norty today. First i found some lovely fox poo and rolled in it to make.myself all lovely and stinky. Wen i got home the cat wot i live with was playing wiv a skwirrel so i took it off her and ran round the garden wiv it. Mum was shouting at me. She sed i stink like an old tramp and i am very norty .
meg x
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Well done Meg! Great nortying, sumtimes is nesserserry to have a play wiv sumfin stinky to mek us smell bootifull.
Yay Jinely you as paddling pool!!! I so peesed for you!
Last week it rayned and rayned and rayned an Mama was upset cos she cudnt do any gardnyin. My paddlyin pool is rownd the syd of our conservatorry and mama wudnt go out and cleen it in the rayn. Anyway, now the sun is back me paddlin pool is GREEN!!!! :banana: :banana: :banana: I mayd it nys an brown yesterday, you has to run in the flower beds an get your feet all muddy then jump strayt in your paddlyin pool. Is the best way.
Your paddlyin pool as a lid do :-\ so me finks you will have to distract your mama so she forgets to put lid on an then maybe in the nyt times the rayn fairies will come an make it green lyk myn :luv:
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Hello pups,
I shud not be here cos i is a growed up lady and usually very good but mum ses i have been norty today. First i found some lovely fox poo and rolled in it to make.myself all lovely and stinky. Wen i got home the cat wot i live with was playing wiv a skwirrel so i took it off her and ran round the garden wiv it. Mum was shouting at me. She sed i stink like an old tramp and i am very norty .
meg x
Did yer moMmy tayk the skwirrul off you or did yu get to choo it up? I fink foks poo is the ansa to me cleyn paddlin pool. ;) ;)
JiNley
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I dropped the skwirrel cos mummy was shouting so much and it ran off . The cat did leave a nice mouse for me tho. Nom Nom.
Meg.
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Meg, ave yoo tryd burdies? They are yum! Yesterday on the beech i fownded sum lickle burdies wot coodent fly! Mi Mummy woz showtin at me an poold me way fwom dem >:( she sed they woz lickle ringed pluvva baybis. Now ize not allowd to go to da beech enny more till dems growd sum wings >:D
Jinley, i luvs yor paddlyin pull. Wish i had wun. Mite try diggin wun in da gardin.
Wuffs
Penny
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Oooh Meg dat skirrul soundz like fun. Today we went in da big feeld an i fownd a poorly wrappit. It was lying down in da long grass. Mummy kept callin an callin me and wissilin but i wuddunt leave da poorly wrappit. When Mummy came to find me i woz worried she wuld take da wrappit away so i Grrrd at her an pritendid i wuld bite her when she tryed to put me lead on. She made a loop wiv da lead an put it over my head and pulled me away from da wrappit and she seemed a bit upset and cross but i woz only tryin to help da poorly wrappit an make sure it woz OK. I iz cross wiv mummy for takin me away from it but i will see if it iz still der tomorrow and maybe i kan bring it home and play wiv it. ph34r
Jinley your paddly pool is grayt. Next time you can go in a muddy puddle make sure you gets extra muddy and when you get home lie in your paddly pool. Your Mummy will fink you iz gud for gettin all clean agen but reelly you is just getting da paddly pool nyce an muddy! :005: ;)
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Hello pups,
I shud not be here cos i is a growed up lady and usually very good but mum ses i have been norty today. First i found some lovely fox poo and rolled in it to make.myself all lovely and stinky. Wen i got home the cat wot i live with was playing wiv a skwirrel so i took it off her and ran round the garden wiv it. Mum was shouting at me. She sed i stink like an old tramp and i am very norty .
meg x
Did yer moMmy tayk the skwirrul off you or did yu get to choo it up? I fink foks poo is the ansa to me cleyn paddlin pool. ;) ;)
JiNley
Fox poo is da best, I fownd sum yesterday - norty pups I tell ya now it smells soooo gud it is irrisistubble. I roll an rolled in it and Mummy got all showty abowt da smell :dunno: Smells gud if you ask me!
Ps i shuddent be on here no more coz i iz growed up now, but I iz stil norty :005:
dExteR
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Dexter ize sposed to be grown up too (firteen mumfs) but mi teecher sed ize a ada lessent cuz ize norty at my skool an makes de uvver dogs woof! But ize just con ducktin a korus! I lyk bein a norty :005:
Woofs
Penny
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Well norties - it seyms lyk theyr ar lots of nu norties cummin along nyslee and they will soon be addin theyr own storis.
I am now 11 munfs owld and me moMmy sez I shud no betta now.
I will still be wotchin for the funnee storees and we will orl pass on sum tips from tym to tym.
JiNley
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I am now 11 munfs owld and me moMmy sez I shud no betta now.
JiNley
My mummy sez dat too cos iz 1 yeer owld now......... who iz betta???????? :dunno:
Jazz xxx
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Ello norties.
I has been making the mosta being a puppy, mammie sez I is goina be a big boy in a munf.
I has been making nortying. We wos in pets at ome looking for tweets for me, and mammie was watching me like a hawk (dats wot she sed). I seed her take her eye off me and I cocked my leg on some of their boxes hahahahahahaha. Then at the weekend I was taken for a walk and der woz lots of gooses and duks, mammie took her eye off me for a second AND when she looked gain I was an inch away from catching a duk. Mammie sed she liked duks so I waz just gonna get er wun, she didn’t preshiate it.
THEN yesterdae, mammie left me to go to work – mammie sez it’s the first time I’ve been left in ajes…well she puts puppy pads down for me still in ase I need weewees when she is owt (I don’t use them so I fought I’d help dispoze of wun)…I choo’d it in the hallway and in der livvyroom. Grandad sez mammie can’t tell me off cos its ‘er fault I woz left alone!
Den today….at grannymars hows (I gets to play wif grannymar on wednsyday) she has a tassul on the curtain and it teezes me…grannymar sed it’s already been glood togever previously…but I attacked the tassul gen
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Charlie dat is eggslunt nortying. :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: We haz to make da most of being 11 munfs owld. I iz still norty too. Last night mummy put me owtside for bedtime weewees an I hearded a noise from da wood pile. I looked in an der was an ickle birdie. I ran inside wiv it so we culd play togever. It didn't want to play coz I fink it had fallen asleep but I culdnt wake it up. :dunno: I wouldn't let mummy have it, not even for my biccie. I took it back outside but it still waz asleep so we came back in. Den mummy gave me a bit of chikkin and when I waz eetin it she stole my birdie. >:D I dunno where it went but I kept lukin for it for ages till mummy got cross and said I had to go to sleep coz it waz midnyt. Dismorning all I culd find waz sum fezzers. >:(
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I fink da birdie musta woke up and floo home to its mammie cos it woz layt and leaved fevas for you as a pwesent.
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I fink yur moMmy et it >:( >:(
Nekst tym eyt it kwik :D :D
JiNley
I am leven munfs too!!
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Norties I needz sum advise. Dere is a furry ting in my houze called a kitteh. Mummy sayz I must not chase Kitteh as Kitteh is not for eating, I tried a little nibble and just got some fur. Im not sure about this not for eating bit though as kitteh eats yummy fishy food and I think kitteh must taste a bit like this. Kitteh also gets to go up the those zig zag fings I cant climb yet, and sits on top of these looking at me with a big grin >:D
This makes me bark and wuff at kitteh to come down and play wiv me but it doesnt. Then when it does come down I run after kitteh asking it to play mummy tells me off >:(
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Norties I needz sum advise.
I av 11 munfs of eggspeeriuns now so I now sum things abowt stuff lyk KATS!! :011: :011:
We ar dogs and we av bilt into our jeyns sertun things.
Theys are things lyk
Chaysin rabbits thay av a littul wiyt tail speshully so we kan see them
Chaysin chickins (okay I get towld off for this won - but its still fun)
Chaysin skwirruls - thay ar sneeky an can go up trees
Maykin shur our moMmys downt get into any trubbul so we av to go EVRYWAYR thay go. :005: :005:
AND CHAYSIN KATS
So you see, there is nuffin we kan do abowt it. Theyr are sum dogs that av got kats livin in theyr hows who pretend thay lyk them. But I fink that is so thay can eyt the yummy food (and the presentz they leave in the stony box)
JiNley
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You are rite Jinley, kat fud is yummy. I wuffed at our kat today and got told off.
Snot fair. Its my place on the settee with mummy and not for kats.
Meg
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Norties I iz soooo embarrassed. I iz being forced to walk arownd in me undywear. :o :o I had to go to da groomy lady again but dis time mummy sed I had to haz my fur cut reelly reelly short coz I kept getting hundreds of tricks crawlin on me and suckin my blood. :fear2: She fownd 5 on me after a walk last week and she said we waz reelly lucky to live wiv someone called O Tom. We dusn't liv wiv anywon so I dusnt know wot she means. Anyway coz of da tricks and all da grassy seeds she said cut all my fur off and now I iz stuck in me draws. I iz gonna wear me ekweeflees until I haz me furz back. She betta not put me pikture on here. >:D
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Archie you vam come live wif us until your hair grows bak. And cos yoo is so cleva you can teetsh me how to woof and catsh the birdies...
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Ello Norties, I as not bin on ere for a wile cos I as bin lullin mummie in a fawls sens of securiti :angel:
Today tho I manajed to squish frew da fens and went into da big farmers field, mammie callud for me but I didn't listun :005: I was chaysin somefink and culdn't stop.
Mammie got da wistley fing owt so I catchded the fing den ran howm, squished frew the fens but mammie didunt haf anyfing taystie for me so I eated my catch. While I was chomping mammie came up and twied to get it offof me, she said 'omg it's a baby starling' dunno wot a starling is but it was yummy, I was gonna bury it but eated instead, while mammie was wotchin me chomp da burds head fell off so I kwikly eated da rest so I cud get da head befor mammie tuk da rest off me ph34r
I wos finking I is a gud gurl cos I is cleenin up afta myself but mammie used some norty wurds at me :005:
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Deear Norties
I av bin reedin yor storiz but av not addid ani for a wyl, it seemz that sum of yoo iz abowt to av ur furs burfda an ar wori in dat yoo wont be norti no mor.
I ad mi furs burfda in mai and sins den I av don sum gud nortis;
I choowd up mi bed so dat when mi mumi cam ome it waz lyk snow in da tilly room - it was supozd to be a tuff bed yoo carnt choo >:D
I av startid to wayk up wiv da burds an scrach da door to let mi mumi no I iz owayk, dis I coz I luffs her an I wont to bee wif her :luv: >:D
I orlso keep trying to plai wiv de prikli poor pair, but day iz bof soooo borin and I finks dye ar trying to sai no fanks but az I dont speek prikl iym not shor, won of dem dos sumtyms chays me >:D
So evun thow I iz won I am stil a norty an my mumi sez I am a payn in de grars, wich I silli coz grars iz tikly :005: unlez yoo sat on a buzerbee dat myt urt :dunno:
Ani wayz I fink yoo ar neva to owld to norti soo keyp it up an av fun!!!
Luffs Roxy xx
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dee-ah nortiez
I haz bin gone fer awyel too but I's haz bin readin yor norties an takin noe-ats on fings to do an how to maykes my mummy mor appy.
Mi mummy an daddi haz bin biszee selling our box-hows an ovva fings cos dey haz byed a mowter-ome ... i's not shur wat dat iz but mi mummy sez dat we's goin on our nollidays in it, an I needs to hav sum jexshions an a pasta-port :huh: I don't fink I likes da sownd ov dis... :-\
N E wayz... I hazn't bin up too much nortying... I's letting da syde dowun. I haz bin steelin mi daddi's sox tho.. an leevin dem owtsyde in da rayne :011: i's jus tryin ta help mi mummy cos she sez she iz allways doin da washin... well I's doin sum now, but mi mummy izn't appy bout it .. an mi daddy sez he only goes 1 sox but 2 feets ... ther iz no pleasin dem sumtymes! :huh: :-\
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Norties I has good nyoos and bad nyoos.
Der bad nyoos I is wun in less than 2 weeks according to mammie.
Der good nyoos, I is going on my first eva ollydaes next week. Der over good nyoos is dat I av been clever boy. Mammie was just about to go in der showa and I jumpd in the baf with her and wen she laffed at me I sitted on her knee so she cudn’t ave a showa. She den made me get own da baf, but I just wanted cuddlz. Den she turned rownd to turns da showa on and I jumpd in again to say ello, but I didn’t like the wet. Mammie sed I was a cleva boy dat I can do urdlz into der baf.
In ova nyoos I ave been being a gud boy at ringcraft lesuns. Last week dey had a competitshun and I was nortie and wudn’t stand for da gest juj and I kept sniffin da floor wen walkin. Mammie sed I was being nortie, but dat I wasn’t der most un-behaving puppy. This week I woz a good boy for mammie hehe.
I orlso went to der beetch at der weekend and fell in a big puddul in der see…mammie was pwetending to be stuck in der see, but I cud see it woznt deep so I went to rescue mammie and I fell in a big puddle and I went under der watr, den had to swim to get my mammie. Mammie comed to make shoor I woz ok and I got cuddlz so it woznt so bad.
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Hi Charlie
Wow you iz nearly a grown up big boy, da time has gon so fast ant it? A cant beleeve it.
Well done on your urdlin. I as started jumpin in the baff too. Mama get mad do when i do, and she started gettin mardy when a stick me ed over the syd an lick the bubbles off her arm. Dey is lovelee and tasty but she dunt lyk it :-\
Well dun for savin your mammie charlie, dat is very big an brave of you. A been pwotectin the owse from them cats again. Dada is pwowd of me wuffin at um cus he ses they cum an poop all ova the gardin, and it is smelly and a nightymare to cleen up. Not like my poop :D
Talkin of poop, a wus at school on sattyday and we was doing TD rally, bascully this meens I as to walk rownd this corse with mama or dada and when we get to these flaggy fings i av to mayk mama or dada do certun fings, an if dey do um ryt we get a roseyette at da end. Well, ANYWAYYY a wus doin me rallyin an daddy was beein too slow an i got grumpy, so i was bored and decided to do a poop. A did it ryt next to the flag. A fink a shouldve got bonus points for that for me accurassy. :D
I is still enjoyin skool, altho mama ses i am now the reprybayt of the group an show her up a lot. There is this big show off dog called a munnserrlander, a dunt fink it is a doggy at all. Me thinks it is just a hooman dressed as a dog, cos he never does owt rong dat munnserrlander, and his mummy does everyfin he ses. Big old show off :P
Anyways, i ope you is all okay
i as got to be good for rest of todayy cos mama has ordered me a new bed :cool4: an she ses if i is norty it will be confimiscated an a will sleep in the cupboard under the stairs :fear2: :fear2: i ope she int bein serryus!
Love Bingley
(still missing a nutty nut :012: )
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Hi Charlie
Wow you iz nearly a grown up big boy, da time has gon so fast ant it? A cant beleeve it.
My mammie sez you sownd lyk viktor meldroo...I dunno who he is tho.
You gotsta jump in der baff when your mammie or daddy is in it, not just lick der bubbles you hasta jump in der baf and splash rownd. Dats wor I did :lol2:
Did dey not give poynts for accurassy? I fink dey must be biasd for der human doggy fing.
I as been looking for your nutty nut Bingley but I avent fownd it ere :(. Maybe your mammie stole it wen you woznt looking wunse?
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Well norties
I thort I betta report that Archie as beyn a gud boy! >:D >:D
He woz on a wark wiv his moMmy and he saw sum of Santy Paws rayndeyrs. His moMmy thinks he did wot shey askt and did not chayse them but turnd rownd and followd her.
ARCHIE - I ope that you didunt freyze on the spot cuz you were a skayrdi Kat then followd yer moMmy for protekshun?? :rofl1:
JiNley
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Jinley I is reeely grateful dat you has bort to my tenshun da fact dat my mummy has been spreading rumers dat I is a gud boy. :fear2: she has got da whole insident rong. >:D
When I did see da rayndeyrs I was a long way in front of mummy and I did grrrr at dem very very quietlee and dey turned around and walked away. I was sooooo quiet mummy must not have hearded me. I culd see dat she waz reelly reelly frighted of dem. When we seed dem again dey had got sum frends so I stareded at dem wiv my most feersest look on my fayce. Two of dem was sooooo scarded dat dey runned away and da over free were too scared to even move so I just got my mummy to follow me in da over direcshun and got her somewhere she could feel safe again. I was very brayve I fink. It's funneee dat mummy fink I was gud. Dat must be why I got sossidge. ;)
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Well done for bein bwave :D I fort your mummy musta gorrit rong.
I is norappy. At skool today I ad to do heelywork music fweestyle. They want me to be Lyk that dog on telly. Well I ain't avin it. So I did evry fink rite so she dunt make me pwactis this week. Mama sez pwactis make perfec but I already perfec so I dunt need no practis.
I is boy I is not soon no more dansin for no one
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FUUWWW :015: aRHCie
Yu reely did av me wurrid - I thort yu ad turned the corna - wich me moMmy sez I will do won day. I turns the corna evrey day wen I gows for a wark, but it still aynt enuf!! hOOMANS are neva satis fyd ar they :doh:
BinglEY - DO NOT START DANSIN - THAT WILL LEYD TO ORL SORTS OF FINGS - BEFOR YU NO IT YU WILL BE ON MY TOOB AND YUR MOmMY WILL EKSPECT YU TO PERFORM FOR FRENDS AND THAY WILL MAYK FUN OF YU.
STOP IT NOW :fear2: :fear2:
jInLEY
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No, is OK JinLEY. I isn't turnin any cornas. :005: :005:
BingLEY. Dancin? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO :fear2: :fear2: :fear2: I has seed it on JinLEYS toob. It iz wrong. You iz a boy an boyz dus not dance. I hope my mummy dusn't see you and get any ideeas an make me do it too. She has alreddy got me a equi fleese to wear, she'll be gettin me a tutu next. >:( >:D
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Downt you worry norties I ent gonna be no dansin spangle. I don't wanna be put in a toob an mayd to perform Lyk a clown >:D onesly they was tryin to get me to crawl on me tummy, I as self respekt you no!! Tis not on. I steeled a toasted sannich today :D was full of yummy cheese dat was all gooey an yum yum. That'll teech um!
Archie mama keeps lukin at ekky fleesies, it worries me greatly.
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BinGley don't you worry about them equee flices. They are could I have a bottle green one and my mum says I luk like Wobin Hud in it. Wobin Hud he was a heroe and wery brave and hansum .Ozzie my big sizter has a wed one and she luks likes Made Marion in herz. They get you nice and warm and drwy after yu have beene running thro Sherwud fowest. They are gud just make soor your mum doesn't get a sissy culler. Bottle greeen is gud on me coz I'm orange roan.
Frum George
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Bingley
The ownlee tym any self respektin dog shud be crorlin on his belly is wen he is gowin thru them cow or horse cayks. The luvly smell then cums owm wiv you :005: :005:
JiNley
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Norties
You is gonna be SOOOOOO impressed wiv me.
Well, afta the dansin insident on sattyday i desided a needed to assert me maskylinnity an show em i is an adventurin, bwave, and outdoorsy spangle who does not prreshiate avin to danse.
We went on big walk along the canal yessurday wiv me fwend Milo :luv: he is a goldie treever an he lyks swimmin. I went for some proper swims an mama and dada was all pleesed and clappin sayin how good a was at me swimmin. SO, along the canal they is brijjes evry so offen. A went off and trotted to middle of this brijj and looked at mama and she was cooin saying 'oooh bing bing thats a lovely pikture!' so off she went snappin. So a took me chance. Before eeva of um could stop me a made a brayk for it, an did a big jump onto the wall on the side of the brijj, looked over me sholder and did a big jump!
It was BRILLYUNT! A was dyvin fru da air lyk a big bwave sky diver, and then mayd a massive SPLASHHH when a got to water. Mama was showtin at Dada but it wont his fault cos a desydid on me own to do it :005: so then when a landed in the water i ad a lovely paddle about. A swam rite to the edge then desided to tease dada (who was on the bank tryin to get me owt) and swam to the ova syd :rofl1: was so funny!
In the end a got out by meself. A luffd it tho. Mama was mad do cos she said it was a big drop from brijj into water. A tried to scuttle off an do it agen but dada clocked me and put me on da leed till we got away from the brijjes.
I ope they know now dat i is more sooted to outdoor persoots an NOT dansin. I is Bingley - acshun lovin spangle.
Dada ses i is like Bear Grylls - fearless advenshurer who goes howm to a nyc warm bed when its all over :005:
love Bingley
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Yu av impresst me Bingley yu is now my eero - I nu yu wudunt let us down!
JiNley :luv: :luv:
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Yaaay BingLEY Grylls. Dat has showd dem for shore. You is big strong bwave matchoe pup. Dey won't dare make you go dancin eva agen.
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Woo Hoo Norties!!!
I azent bin on ere laitly coz i iz a bigg growd up gurly now but i az bin weedin bowt awl u norty pupsters. U iz doin eggsulent job :clapping:
I az bin on mi ollidayz fa fwee weeks in scottiland in caravan fingy - twaz grate :banana: Mayd sum nu fwends cawled Cora (labdor) an Nelly (Lancshur eela a sumfink ?... but lickler dan mee)
Den went ta nover plays at seeside wer der woz beech an wabbits :cool4: I woz norty coz i wan awai fa ayjis chaysin wabbits an Mummi fort she ad losted mi. Wen i cum bak i woz in bigg twubel :011:
Luv Rubes x
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BinGley I is just avin a sneeeky peeek while mammie is no lwkin. I finks u is so bwave and very very hansum :luv:
Dat is bwill nortyin ;)
I hasn't bin on ere much cos I is too bizzy finding ways fro da fens dat mammie put up cos I keeps dispapeering into da field to chase da wabbits next door :shades:
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Ize a big gwowd up girl to but i juss gotta say BinGley yoo is a troo norty :luv: :luv: If yoo fynd yor nutty nuts i will ave yor pupees :luv: :luv:
Ize neva twyed pwoper swimmin. I dunt lyk to tayk me feets off da bottum :embarassed: If I felld in deep wotta yoo cud sayv me.
Wespektfool woofs
Penny
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Awww fanks evry wun :021: you is mekkin me blush.
Twas very gud fun an mama seems to av forgivvin me now.
She as picture of me all wet afta me scuba divin, will get her to put it on ere when she is own from werk!
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Hello Norties, i is Raisin an' i av bin a nortie boy :005: my mAma dos not no i can rite an reed so shh........ i oanly got heer 2 days ago an hav torn a tissu an dug a hole in sum green jagy stuff an mAma says i is nortie. Shh somfing is cuming ..... by
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Ahh itz a ole noo generashun of norties, keep up the gud wurk pupstars yoo av been tort by the mastuz.
Luffs
Roxy xx
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Bingley you is sooo bwave.
I has big bad nyoos norties...mammie sed I is going to be a big boy tomorrow.
We been on ollydae, and mammie sed I seem to have fownd my voyse. I woofed and grrd properly two whole times. I did lots of grrrs too cos I sawed some aminals dat I'd not seed before, mammie sed der was a pesant, a deer, skwirrels and hedjehogs - skwirrels and hedjehogs are fun to chayse. Der was pussy cats too and I kept grring at them and chasing them away cos I am big and brave and pwotects my mammie.
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Welcome to da norty club Raisin. You iz reeely cleva to reed an rite alreddy. You will lurn lots an lots of norty tricks here.
Charlie your ollydae sounds like sooo much fun. I wish I culd go on ollydae but mummy sez we dusn't go on ollydae coz she haz to wurk. Praps I can go wiv you next tyme. I haz seed deer an pesants an skwirrels but I haz Neva Hurd of a hedjehog. I want to chayse one of dem too. You are brave to chayse da cats and pwotect your mummy. I pwactise my best grrrr an woofs at Granymas howse when hur cat trys to come in. It is called Indi an it iz scared of my woof and it hisses at me an runs up da stairs wot iz owt of bownds for me.
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Welcome to da norty club Raisin. You iz reeely cleva to reed an rite alreddy. You will lurn lots an lots of norty tricks here.
Charlie your ollydae sounds like sooo much fun. I wish I culd go on ollydae but mummy sez we dusn't go on ollydae coz she haz to wurk. Praps I can go wiv you next tyme. I haz seed deer an pesants an skwirrels but I haz Neva Hurd of a hedjehog. I want to chayse one of dem too. You are brave to chayse da cats and pwotect your mummy. I pwactise my best grrrr an woofs at Granymas howse when hur cat trys to come in. It is called Indi an it iz scared of my woof and it hisses at me an runs up da stairs wot iz owt of bownds for me.
You can come wif me next tyme Archie, my mammie sed on one condishun...that she get some cuddlz off yooo.
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:clapping: :clapping: hooray. I can do cuddlz.
If you iz gonna be a big boy tomorrow I fink it meanz it iz a speshul day and it iz called a burfday. I fink it iz good an a bit lyke krissmuss and I fink dat sandy paws mite visit yoo wiv sum sprises. Have a reeely happy burfday tomorrow Charlie. xx
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hello norties i`n am gettin biggur biggur and nortier and nortier so i tink i shud cum here and tell u all of de norties i am up to well today my mummies broughted me owt to de toylet and i smelleded the grownd and sircled and i cud see mumies gettin exited and i sat dawn and ate a dock mummies i dont think likeded that but aftur a wile she broughted me back inside and i`n did a big weewee on de floor sshe came over and looked a little mad so i decided to cheer her up and ated her shoo lase ;)
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Missing all your nortiness :'(
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Missing all your nortiness :'(
Us too. I hope all the new pupsters join the norty club soon. ;)
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I iz very consurned. It seems dat all da new pupsters iz bein GUD. :o :o :o >:D
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Archie i fink we used up all the nortiness for a long tym
the nooo pups are ovviusly been gud to put the norty balance of the unyvurse back on track.
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Bingley, you culd be rite. I fink da unyvurse haz to be balanced or else we would all fall owt of bed. Itz abowt gravy tea or sumfink.
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I az a noo lil sista an she iz big tyme norty >:D >:D >:D
She duz byte an swing from mi eers all da tyme an I dunt lyke it so sumtyms I do grrr at her a bit. >:(
My mummie dus pwotect me but I ope she dunt cum on ere and lern any noo nortys coz I will leeve ome if it dus get any wurse
I av showd her ow to do da diggin in da garden an now if dere are any noo oles I can blaym it on Bailey :005: :005: :005:
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Helo Norties
Mi nam is Missy and I'm onley ikkle, I hav been a norty madam I howled and woofed al nite, it's cos I miss my mammy fuman very muchly.
Wen Mammy tok me out of my crate mammy fuman took me to gardon for a wee and I weed on her foot hehehehe she was not hapy!
I cam in and I tought I was cleaver and squzzed through baby hate and climb all the way up stairs, mammy fuman told me off and warned me not to do it again cos i wood get a hip disprax thing on me hips.
Well I'm going now cos mamy fuman is gonna feed me and I want to annoy her and tip my food bowl uptide down!
Missy
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Missy, fank gudness sumwun is keepin up ower gud werk! :luv: :luv: >:D
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I is ony ickle too, an i's bein norty now i's feelin betterer. I as a poorly tumy, and orrible poos an cudn't stop goin. da man in da greeen top at da vet plase stuk a stik up my bum an i dint lik it one bit! but he gave my mumy sum tablits for me an i's feelin neerly normul again. so i's started tryin to chuw mumy's chare again an throwin all my toys out of da baskit an gettin behind da chars to ave a ickle nibbul at da puter cabels. I poohed on da mat the uder day as well, but i is sory for dat cos mumy left da door open for me cos she knewed i mite haf to go quik.
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I is ony ickle too, an i's bein norty now i's feelin betterer. I as a poorly tumy, and orrible poos an cudn't stop goin. da man in da greeen top at da vet plase stuk a stik up my bum an i dint lik it one bit! but he gave my mumy sum tablits for me an i's feelin neerly normul again. so i's started tryin to chuw mumy's chare again an throwin all my toys out of da baskit an gettin behind da chars to ave a ickle nibbul at da puter cabels. I poohed on da mat the uder day as well, but i is sory for dat cos mumy left da door open for me cos she knewed i mite haf to go quik.
u az bin to sea the hairy man. I lyk the hairy mans I bin so mutch I av cownt for spendz :D dey all wes meakes me betta
us iz gud nuw norty pup stars :shades:
toady I az bin on walkies [am big gurl now] wiv mi mate Broady oohe iz a reily gud norty an rowld in ors poo an focs poo and wabit poo - ooh smeli Broady I lufs u :luv:
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Dis iz more lyke it. :005: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: well done junior norties, you iz doin grayt.
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Well dun new norties, i is glad sumon is takin the batton.
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A word to the little uns tho, peea be careful in your endevvors to twain your hoomans.
I has been grownded by the vet an hairy man this week afta a hurt ma paw, which i fink i did on accsydent wen a was nortyin and runnin frew the river tryin to splash me mama. So you has to be careful norties! Bein grownded is no fun, i was norappy >:(
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Last nighty it waz willy funy I whent to sleep for a very long time 10 no clock till 6 is morning, I tought I wood let my mammy fuman have a long rest has she was hooking really sad. Mammy Fuman ran down stairs to me this morning and said I add been a nortie girl becos she tought something bad add happened hehehehe I ever sleep for my mammy fuman!
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hello norties i am glad yoo or al bein very norty lik me ! tooday i messeded me bed up soooooo bad mine mummy had to thror it away and she giv me a curdburd bux wit a oldest wooly jumper i was vury hapy and wen mummy wunt up de stairsits i eated up al mines new bed and rippeded it into weeny teen pieces cause its mine yoo no andd i can do what eber i lik withh my stuff but mummy was very mad and said i was norty :huh: ;)
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Ello Norties!
I am posting az my mummy said I egg-celled myself yesterday at nortying.
First I got very muddy in nice boggy bitz on walkies. Then I dived into a big puddle mummy said was a pond. I got stuck and couldnt get out. Mummy said I was very norty, specially when I shook all the pondy water and green weedy bits all over her twowsers. >:D
But then norties, I found somethink egg-stra speshial! It was brown, and smelly very VERY smelly, I jush had to hav a good roll, this way an that way, I got the loverly smelly stuffs all over my ears and whole body. Then I bounced over to mummy to show off my new perfoom.... Mummy waz not impressed! :huh:
I got told off for being smelly and got a wipe down and a bath when I gotz home. I hatez baths! >:( And my loverly smelly perfoom was gone (mummy said it was fox poo), I was sad for the rest of the night and sulked in me bed.
Luffs and smelly kisses xx
Jenson
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oooh! JeNsun ewe is a gud norty pup :luv:
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Ello norties
I wealy hope I colify for the norty gang even tho I is very young at juts 9 weeks :luv:
Yesterday gandma and gandad came to see me and I gots soooo cited I was kissin dem with my teeth like I do to mummee, daddee sea time out and puts me in my prizon. They all ignawed me soz I did a big big wee on my mummees clean rugz she has just taken of da wirly thing on da garden.
Norties there is 2 other furry playmates but theyz keep kissing me there paws noes matter how much I chase dem. Theyz make a hissin noize when's I come close me think theyz blowing me a kiss.
Mummee and daddee keeps saying " leave it", do yous think thatz my name
I weely hopes to makes new norty friends on here, I is very lovable specially wiz my teeth :luv:
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Oh cooper yu as to keep kissin em wiv yor teef - you as to keep em nis an sharp. Dus'nt mater if they keeps sayin Owwww, yu as to do it enyway. i a-ways kisses my mumy wiv my teef, but sumtimes i gets put in mi pen for tim owt. mi 2 frunt teef av falled owt now, so mumy keeps singin to me that awl i wont for crismas is me too frunt teef - downt now wot she's on abowt, i'll av my big teef long befor crismas, an i hope it's soon cos my mumy sings somethin orrible!!!
Tooday we wents in da car to see sum frends at ther narrabowt. We sat on da gras owtside da bowt cos it was verry 'ot. They ad cofey an cakes but din giv me nun, so i jus ayt da gras insted. mumy kept tryin to stop me but i did it aniway and i woz sic in da car on da way ome. Dat'll teech 'em not to giv me a cak! :005:
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Oooh Norties, I av ekseled, I am sik of beein gud so last nite I comed runnin in da hows, jumpded on da sofa and wiggled my way comfy, mummi n daddi was sittin der and dey was sniffling den dey startud to maik a funni nois like wen dey is bein sik, mummi was sayin OMG wots dat smell and lukin around, I pwetended to be sleeps den mummi grabbed my legs humph! Rolled me ova then she started dat funni nois agen.
She piked me up and dumpded me in da sink >:D an I ad a baf, not onse but too times >:D den the sofa covers had to have a baf in da mashine too.
I is nor appy, it taked me ages to get dat fox poo spread just rite all over me :D
Why downt dey like it? I fink it smells lovely :D
LiLy
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ello norties todae i`s did finde me a very lurvly foxits poo and i`s did roll it all ova me but wen i`s showd mummi she`s did not like it and screamed and said ew and den gues wat she give me a narsty baf :o i was vury upseted and did not tawk to hers all day and i just sulked on the sofa serves hers right it did tak me a vury lonng tim to findit thems foxits poo >:D
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I am glad to sey theyr is sum noo norties cumming along niysley. :005:
It is importunt that yu shayr orl yur problums wiv yur hoomans, sumtyms they seem ungraytful for ower effuts. As pupstars we av to rely on this forum for support as sumtyms lukkin afta a hooman is difficult and sum need mor traynin than others. The workin wons are a bit betta cos they go owt and leyv us in pees.
Wen they get owm they lyk you to jump orl ova them the welcum them howm and elp them wiv the shoppin bags. Thay orlso lyk yu to sing lyk ow ow owwww sownd (yu will av to praktis that noyse) an thay will laff and probably put yu on my toob or sumfink for orl theyr frends to see!
Yu shud praktis this wen the howse is very kwiet when all the hoomans hav gon up to theyr crayts upstayrs. :005: :005: That is yushully the best tyme.
JiNley :luv: :luv:
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Thay orlso lyk yu to sing lyk ow ow owwww sownd (yu will av to praktis that noyse) an thay will laff and probably put yu on my toob or sumfink for orl theyr frends to see!
dat is verie troo, i dust lernta woo woo woooo and mammie puts it on the choob for everywun to see and she put it on ere...mammie still lafs at my woowoowooos. :005:
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If we all startz singin den maybe we can getz togevva an be a kwior. I iz gonna go an pwactiss my ow ow ooow singin.
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Archie :luv: can I b in ewer kwior peese we can ow ow ooow twogeva den :luv: :luv:
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Ooh, kin i joyn you kwier Archie? Will yor mummi play er arp fur us?
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Archie :luv: can I b in ewer kwior peese we can ow ow ooow twogeva den :luv: :luv:
Purli yu iz sutch a trollop :005: :005:
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I fink orl the new pupstars must be reely ud and not norty as theyr are no nu powsts on this thred.
Do yu think that the nu jeni rayshun is computur ill litrat? That wud be reely sad :'( :'(
JiNley
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i is bein norty agayn now cos i is feelin much betterer. mi mumy thort that wen i came owt of da ospital afta mi operashun that i wud be very qwiet but i'm not! they hav put this orrible colar on me wot is lyk a lamshad so i is tryin to get it orf all da time. i keeps bumpin into stuf cos i carnt see proper. but i am makin mumy pay cos i keep hittin her legs with my lamshad. she showts 'OW' an i larf an run orf. my fac is very ichy too, but mumy sez i'm not alowd to scrach it or i'll hert wer my ey was befor i eated da gra seeed and maid mi ey not wurk.
i is trying hard to fink of even nortier fins to do ech day! :005:
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elo Jinley
I iz Bailey an I iz 14 wks an I lykes to elp my mummie but deez oomans ar triky fings to werk owt??? >:D
Ony yesteedai I did digged up oll da tatas cos I erd my daddie say dey needid diggin :angel: :angel:
My mummie did sai sum norty wurds an put mee in da baff wen I woz ony elpin :huh: :huh:
i duz aslo luf my big sista and I lykes to kudle wiv er but wen i do she duz moov so i gwab er eers to stop er gowin an my mummie duz tel mee off gen :'(
i av fownd a noo norty todai an I az dis cuvud dat i lykes to padel in mi worta bowl cos den i duz mayk gud por pwints on da kichin floowr :005: :005: :005:
I mus member to get to da pooter moor offen
Bailey xxx
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Ozzy you is very bwave. I iz reely glad you iz feelin betta. I had a lampshayde once too. It iz fun hittin mummy on da legs isunt it? :005: don't skratch yoor poorly sticheez coz dats wot I did and I mayde it wurserer. You will find yoor mummy will give yoo lots of extra cuddlies an worry about yoo lots now so you can get away wiv loadz an loadz of norties if yoo just look a bit sad an pritend to feel poorly. ;)
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Gud nortyin gowin on afta orl!! :005: :005:
Pupstars shud orlso purfekt a limp for wen yu av been REEELY norty. Or next tym yur big sista gows Bailey, just do a big cry - yer momMy will fink yer big sista as hurt ya :005: :005:
Ozzy - I lyk yer new collar it mayks yu luk lyk Elvis :luv: :luv:
JiNley
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i av fownd a noo norty todai an I az dis cuvud dat i lykes to padel in mi worta bowl cos den i duz mayk gud por pwints on da kichin floowr :005: :005: :005:
I lyk dis wun, its funniee but i dont like getting my feets weted :(
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Gud nortyin gowin on afta orl!! :005: :005:
Pupstars shud orlso purfekt a limp for wen yu av been REEELY norty. Or next tym yur big sista gows Bailey, just do a big cry - yer momMy will fink yer big sista as hurt ya :005: :005:
Ozzy - I lyk yer new collar it mayks yu luk lyk Elvis :luv: :luv:
JiNley
Awww, fanks jiNley - my dady says i luk lyk elvis tu cos i 'as a qwiff ware the luverly girlies at da ospital shaved mi hed - mumy sez shes goin to giv me a cowmova wen i gets rid of mi colar. :luv:
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elo norties i is glad to see yoo ar all bein very norty but if yoo want to exra specialy norty yoo must learn de cluck hours as i dos learned dem and i no now if iz woof woof woof at 6 cluck hours mummies will get up :011: :clapping: but she iz vury tired then and isent really up for many tooth kisses ;)
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Yes - and it is much betta to pwaktis yur woof woofs wen its nyce and kwiet in the howse - cos yu kan pwaktis yur toons betta.
It is yooshully nyce and kwiet at abowt 4 a cluck. :005: :005:
JiNley x
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Ello Norties.
I been vewy norty. My boy brought sumfing speshil home from nursewy yesterday. It woz a giant leaf, all gween and sparkly, it looked delitiouss. Mummy sez no not for eating. But when they went out for dinner, I woz very klerver, I climbed up the couch Im not allowed on, den climbed onto the koffee table and snagged the yummy leaf. It tasted funny but smelt like my boy and was crunchy in places. I left bits ov it everywhere!
When mummy got home she sed "UH-OH!" and didnt like my re-decorashun at all. She sed the sparkly cwunchy stuffz woz glitter and tomorrow Im going to hav a sparkly poo.
Only the best for my family :luv:
Luvs Jenson xx
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Gud nortyin Jensen! An yoo can start on yor Krissmuss dekkerayshuns wiv yer sparkully poo!
By de way, yooz wee nortys is gonna lyk Krissmuss an Sandy Paws :lol2: :lol2:
Woofs
Growd up Penny
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We iz both in da dog hoose! Mammy caught us eatin puddy cat pooz out da litter tway!
Dougal: Me waz caught in da tray!
Storm: ma brother passed me da puddy cat pooz & me waz chuckling it in me mouth on da nice cweam sofa!
Our mammy did this :020:
We is vewy sowy mammy :-*
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We iz both in da dog hoose! Mammy caught us eatin puddy cat pooz out da litter tway!
Dougal: Me waz caught in da tray!
Storm: ma brother passed me da puddy cat pooz & me waz chuckling it in me mouth on da nice cweam sofa!
Our mammy did this :020:
We is vewy sowy mammy :-*
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That is very gud nortying from you new pupstars.
We is orl grown up now (we av ad a burfdae) but we can still elp yu wiv any problums yu hav in trayning yur hoomans. ;) ;)
Keyp it up Santa Paws will bring yu lots of toys and presunts - but kat parsils are the best x
JiNley
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We iz both in da dog hoose! Mammy caught us eatin puddy cat pooz out da litter tway!
Dougal: Me waz caught in da tray!
Storm: ma brother passed me da puddy cat pooz & me waz chuckling it in me mouth on da nice cweam sofa!
Our mammy did this :020:
We is vewy sowy mammy :-*
:005: wowzers dats gud nortying! I cant get the kat parsils they are in a dome thingy, are they deliciouss? Foxy parsisl and sheep parsils are yummy too!
Wots Santy Pawz? Sounds gud!
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I iz asow in da dog-howse tooday. i did sea dat the toylet paypa in da downstares toylet woz 'angin of da rowl so i did tri two tidie it up fowr mumy but it woodn't go bak on da rowl sos i pulled it all of and tryed to tidie it up bi eetin it. der woz lots of it and mumy did sea me an maid me swop it for a chew - i did swolow sum tho. mumy sed i'd be wipin my own bum wiv it later, bu i dint unerstand wot she ment. she orso sed dat she ad desided not to av a big crismas tre dis yere cos i'd eet awl da decawasuns of it - but i dint no wot she ment abowt dat eether.
luv ozzy
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We iz both in da dog hoose! Mammy caught us eatin puddy cat pooz out da litter tway!
Dougal: Me waz caught in da tray!
Storm: ma brother passed me da puddy cat pooz & me waz chuckling it in me mouth on da nice cweam sofa!
Our mammy did this :020:
We is vewy sowy mammy :-*
:005: wowzers dats gud nortying! I cant get the kat parsils they are in a dome thingy, are they deliciouss? Foxy parsisl and sheep parsils are yummy too!
Wots Santy Pawz? Sounds gud!
Ours is in a dome fingy with a flappy bit, but iz a bwave boy, me'z not scared! Me'z waz in da 'enclosed' tway - mammy culd only sea my tail :005:
Mmmmm they iz dilectable!! But mammy has put the puddy cats scwatchy fing & our toy box infwont so we can't get in no more :'( we will miss the puddy cat poopies!
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Santy Paws is VERY speshul!
The furst syns that Santy Paws is cuming to visit is that yur moMmy gows up unto a small hows in the roof and fetchis a tree fing and dekorayts it wiv sum borls and tinsul stuff which is grayt fun to play wiv. If yu downt lyk how yur moMmy has dekoraytid the tree, yu can taky the tinsul and borls off until yur moMmy gets it right - she will preshyate that. :D
Yu might find that yur moMmy puts sum luvly papur boxis under the tree as a gayme for yu. Yur moMmy lykes to praktis rapping up these boxis, so yu kan help her heyr by taykin the papur off. That is gud fun :005: :005:
Theyr will be lots of new smells cumin from the cucker thing in the kitchin. They are scrummy.
Santa Paws parrently cums down the chimney but I gardid it last krismas and I didunt see him - but wen I went owt to av a wee on krismas mornin I kaym bak in and me MoMmy sed "ooh luk Jinley Santa Paws has been" >:( >:( I woz appey coz he left me lots of toys and bowns and stuff, but I wontid to see him coz I think he myt luk like the powsty man who I bark at.
I am not gowin to go owt for a wee this krismas and I will let yu know wot he luks lyk. ;) ;)
Beware of moMmys and daDdys who say "downt do that Santy Paws wownt cum if you are norty". Santa Paws will still kum, so mayk shur yu are still norty, it is gud fun!! :005: :005:
JiNley
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Fank yu jinley, i woz wunderin abowt did santypaws dey keeps goin on abowt. i unnerstand abowt not avin a tree thing now as wel but i am a bit sad i wont av any bawls an fings too pla wiv from it. maybe if i iz very gud all nex yere dey wil for get an hav wun nex tym.
luv ozzy
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Ooo Santy Pawz soundz like fun! I was finking wot woz mummy on about the ovver day wen she sed I needz a speshial Santy Hat then her and daddy giggled.
ph34r
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Woo Hoo Norties !!
I azent bin on ere fa ayjees an ayjees! I iz a big growd up gurly now, twill be mi toof burfdy nex munf :o
I iz soooo pleezd ta see awl u nu norties :clapping:
U iz gettin sum gud nortyin vice fwom JiNley an Penny an Charlie an Archie an Bingley an awl da uvvers dey iz gud teechas :005: :005: so u az ta lissen ta wot dey say ;)
U'll luv Kwissmuss............tiz gwate fun :banana:
Luv Rubes x
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Eggselunt nortying. :clapping: :clapping:
Krissmuss is brillyunt. If you get a tree in da howse den you will find lotz an lotz of stuff on it wot will give you sparkly poo. Da best ding to do is pull all da stuff off da tree and eat it. Dat iz wot I did last krissmuss. Mummy didnt seem to fink it woz funny. She sez we iz not gettin a tree dis year. :dunno:
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Elo norties
I is not bin ere befor coz i is only bin wi mumi an dadi for a bit sos i wox tending to be gud boye :lol:
I is cided that sum norties is in ordur so i cidex to tri nd eats sumink cald fire corls. Mumi sed that woz gud job fire nt on coz i wuld berns me norse. I not no wot she on abowt them corls luk yums :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:dexter xx
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Ello norties,
I is not bin ere before neither. I only come to ma mummi and daddeeyyyz howme 2 dayz ago. I az bin tryin to do sum gud nortying for youz all.
I discovered howz orsum da gardin iz. Mummi and daddeeeey put some new grazz downs and i fort dey wud like it mores az it woz befor, so i dugz it up.
Dey were not gateful >:( I twied supa hard to getz it all up and there were nor'appy. >:D
But dont worryz otha nortiez, iz goin to tryz agen soon. :005:
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Well theyr seyms to be lots of new pupstars joyned us on COL but theyr dusunt seym to be much nortying gowin on duz theyr??
Praps this yeyrs batch is gud not lyk the klass of 2011 :005: :005:
JiNley
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I was a very norty girl today, after my daddy had gone to work I was bored of waiting for mummy to give me breakfast so I decided to try chewing the wood block floor in the dinning room (I sleeps in there). One of the blocks was loose and so I took it to my bed to play with and then I heard mummy coming so I decided to look really good and quickly hid the block under my blanket :005:! When mummy came in she saw that the block was missing and asked my what I had done? She found the block of wood that I had hid and said some very funny words that I have not heard before :huh:!
I think she forgave me though as I had my breakfast and lots of treats today.
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.....praps we can teech em JiNley ;) ;) ;)
Luv Rubes x
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I was a very norty girl today, after my daddy had gone to work I was bored of waiting for mummy to give me breakfast so I decided to try chewing the wood block floor in the dinning room (I sleeps in there). One of the blocks was loose and so I took it to my bed to play with and then I heard mummy coming so I decided to look really good and quickly hid the block under my blanket :005:! When mummy came in she saw that the block was missing and asked my what I had done? She found the block of wood that I had hid and said some very funny words that I have not heard before :huh:!
I think she forgave me though as I had my breakfast and lots of treats today.
:clapping: :clapping: That is good nortying! Becus we grow up so kwikly parrantlee yur moMmy wud av preshyated it if yu ad chood the wood so it wud av mayd a nice memoree evry tyme she lukt at it!
Yu must orlways fink of nice memorees to leeve arownd the howse for yur hoomans!!
JiNley
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.....praps we can teech em JiNley ;) ;) ;)
Luv Rubes x
I ope so Rubes I reely ope so :huh: :huh:
JiNley
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hiya all i dont fink you ave to be a pupster to keyp nortying. I is neerly 2 and wen mumsy whent shopin today i turned the kichyn mat upsyde down and manijed to skrape the back off it off and pull long bits from the top. It wos grate fun and it lucked reely gud - i dont fink mumsy licked it much tho cus she throo it in the dusbin >:( i werked reely hard on it to :huh:
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hiya all i dont fink you ave to be a pupster to keyp nortying. I is neerly 2 and wen mumsy whent shopin today i turned the kichyn mat upsyde down and manijed to skrape the back off it off and pull long bits from the top. It wos grate fun and it lucked reely gud - i dont fink mumsy licked it much tho cus she throo it in the dusbin >:( i werked reely hard on it to :huh:
Sumtimes our hard wurk is reely uni unna unapreeceeatid. Sownds lyke yoo mayde a good job of dat mat. I iz gonna try it next tyme mummy goes owt.
I gotta run now coz I got Skool tonyte. I haz mooved into da next klass and I fink it iz gonna be hard. >:(
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So it luks lyk dere's a cupple of gud norties in dat noo batch of yungsters :D Enny mor??
Ize continnyooin wif my norty wayz yull be pleezd to ear. Yesty Day i chaseded a fezzint ova da hills an far away! Mi mummy wizzled an colld an Jonny barkt an barkt. I had a awfy job findin mi way bak ova da hills agin. Wen i got bak mummi poot mi leed on coz i wuz pufft an me tung was hangin oot.
Woofs
Penny
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I was a very norty girl today, after my daddy had gone to work I was bored of waiting for mummy to give me breakfast so I decided to try chewing the wood block floor in the dinning room (I sleeps in there). One of the blocks was loose and so I took it to my bed to play with and then I heard mummy coming so I decided to look really good and quickly hid the block under my blanket :005:! When mummy came in she saw that the block was missing and asked my what I had done? She found the block of wood that I had hid and said some very funny words that I have not heard before :huh:!
I think she forgave me though as I had my breakfast and lots of treats today.
:clapping: :clapping: That is good nortying! Becus we grow up so kwikly parrantlee yur moMmy wud av preshyated it if yu ad chood the wood so it wud av mayd a nice memoree evry tyme she lukt at it!
Yu must orlways fink of nice memorees to leeve arownd the howse for yur hoomans!!
JiNley
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I heard you Jinley. Today I took the coasters off the coffee table and put teeth marks on the edges so that mummy and daddy think of me when they look at them. Mummy was very happy she swapped the coasters for a treat. As she was so happy I put lots of teethmarks on her mobile phone cover too. Mummy said a bad word she was so pleased! :lol:
Lots of licks Molly
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In owr nu gardin we ave a big gray fing that mum sez is a lectrik box. der woz sumthin stickin owt of de grownd by it so i fort i'd elp by tidyin it away, so i digged a big howl to tri to get it owt but it woz stil ther. wen mum sor it she sed i woz a norty boy to dig up da gras by the lectric box and dad showted at me (he can be very showty if i's not a good boy - i dont fink he lykes me very mush sumtimes!) mum told him off for showtin, she sed showtin at me just makes me wurse (my mum luvs me even if my dad dusnt!) wen dad showted i did get wurse and got very egsited and did da wall of deth round da gardin. dad sed sowwy for showtin but dat he was worried abowt da lectric wires that might be berried wear i woz diggin. he filled da howl in again an put a big pot on top so i carnt dig ther agen, but i nows that the sumthin is stil ther under neath the pot so i mite av to av anuver go wen dey arent lookin! >:D
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I az mad a gud discuvry - sum wud in da kitchum wot me mum calls skirtin bord - its luvly ta chu.me dad finks I am norty an he showted at me, e sez me reel mum (Poppy) never did dat, so I fink I is a clever girl! He showted for a bit, but me mum sez I is only a babby and e shudnt showt. I fink shes gonna git sum orrible stuf to try to put me orf, but it wont, as sun as e ad gon I ad anuver go - he he
Willow the pupster
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I av a messij for Ozzy. Yu shud be kayrful of lectrisity stuff, lyk plugs and big wires cuz if yu chuw thru them yu will luk lyk a COCKER POO fing lyk my frend Charlie, who must av chuwd thru a massiv won :005: :005:
It is speshally gud wen yur daDdee showts at ya, wen moMmy is theyr coz she showts at yur daDdee for showtin at ya. Then wen yu do sum mor nortying she will say it is yur daDdess fult not yurs! :005: :005:
JiNley
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Norties, I haz BIG nooz. I is a unkle! At grannymas house der iz a baby puppy who iz called Jade. I haz big risponsibiliteez coz she iz rubbish at nortying. She sleepz all da nyte and duz weez and poos in da gardin. :o :o I haz lotz to teech her. She myte come on here too but granyma is a very ancient hooman and Kant do compooters very well. Wot lessuns in nortying shuld I tech her furst? :dunno:
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I av a messij for Ozzy. Yu shud be kayrful of lectrisity stuff, lyk plugs and big wires cuz if yu chuw thru them yu will luk lyk a COCKER POO fing lyk my frend Charlie, who must av chuwd thru a massiv won :005: :005:
It is speshally gud wen yur daDdee showts at ya, wen moMmy is theyr coz she showts at yur daDdee for showtin at ya. Then wen yu do sum mor nortying she will say it is yur daDdess fult not yurs! :005: :005:
JiNley
Fanks Jinley, i wil be veery carful of electrikery in footur - my bum is flufy enuf as it is wivout it luking curly as wel lyk a cocupoo an i dont fink mumy wud like it if i luked lyk one of they!! and yes, mumy orften showts at dad for showtin at me! he dusnt mean it reely and he duz luv me lots but mumy says he's a proper mister grumpy pants a lot of the tyme, and foregets that i'm just a baby and that i cant help it!
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Pip, send him here!
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Kongratoolittytorshuns on bein a unkel Archie :banana: :banana:
I fink yoo shud tyooter Jade in baysik nortyin such as choowin chairlegs an diggin howls in da garding. Yoo mite wont to giv her sum lessuns in simpul dissembowelllin of fings lyk kushens an kuddelly toys.
Gud luk
Penny
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Yoo mite wont to giv her sum lessuns in simpul dissembowelllin of fings lyk kushens an kuddelly toys.
Gud luk
Penny
Dissembowellin is a reely gud start Archie. :clapping: :clapping: Yu shud orlso teych her not to eyt orl of her lovely puppee treyts but hyd them for wen yu cum to visit :005: :005: ;) Lyk bein payd for lurning.
It sownds lyk she has a lot of nortying to lurn - but yu is won of the best and will teych her lotz. If ya neyd any help let me now an I will kum down wen it is springy with my karryvan.
JiNley
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Norties, I haz BIG nooz. I is a unkle! At grannymas house der iz a baby puppy who iz called Jade. I haz big risponsibiliteez coz she iz rubbish at nortying. She sleepz all da nyte and duz weez and poos in da gardin. :o :o I haz lotz to teech her. She myte come on here too but granyma is a very ancient hooman and Kant do compooters very well. Wot lessuns in nortying shuld I tech her furst? :dunno:
Congratshoelashuns Archie, eye is an uncle too, but to hooman puppies, eye is not convinved wif hooman puppies, a doggie puppy wud be bester. Good luck teaching her nortying, you is an egspert.
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Jade is a fast lurner. I haz tort her to wee on da carpit and to choo da sofas and to woof. I fink she will mayke a eggsellunt norty.
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Kongratshoelashuns on bein a unkle Archie :cool4: Sownds lik yu is doin a gud job teechin Jade to be a norty :clapping: If ya neyd eny mor elp I cud cum wiv JiNley in springy. Tween awl ov uz we cud teych er to be bestist norty eva :banana: :banana: :banana:
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Jinley, you should deffnitly come in da springy and help to teech her coz you iz da original norty girl and haz loads to teech her. She is reely fun to play wiv too. I likes her a lot. :D
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I is in da dog owse :'(
I as eten a letter frum da postie, chud it awl inta ickle bits, i is a norty babby 2day I cud cum show Jade ow to do it. Me mum is not appy she sez I cud av picked a bill
Luv Norty Willow
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I is in da dog owse :'(
I as eten a letter frum da postie, chud it awl inta ickle bits, i is a norty babby 2day I cud cum show Jade ow to do it. Me mum is not appy she sez I cud av picked a bill
Luv Norty Willow
:clapping: :clapping: Well dun Willow, that is wun of the furst nortyins I lunt.
It is curld "shreddin" and hoomans wivowt puppeees hav to buy a metul box wiv big teyth to do it.
Yu is syvin yur moMmy the task of shreddin witch is very boring parrantlee. She will preshyate the extra tyme she has now got to spend wiv yu.
Keyp it up
JiNley
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My naym iz Monty and i iz 3. i av ad manee yearz ov nortying but i av just fownd a gud one. we av just mooved owse and we doz av da gardin wiv lotz ov birdz wot my mummee sayz needz feedin in da wintah. judgin by da look ov dem dey iz fat enuf, and dis i cud confirm if i cud just get one. anyway, today i did steal da new bag ov da seedz wot mummee doz feed da birdz and i did hyde it in da trees at da bottom ov my new gardin. i fort dat da birdz wud like it on da ground so dey dont fall out ov da trees while eatin. i haz da best interests at heart, i woznt savin it for myself, and i only burried it so da catz couldnt eat it. Mummee had to go out in da snow for a long time to look, it woz funnee and she sed lots of loud words.
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My naym iz Monty and i iz 3. i av ad manee yearz ov nortying but i av just fownd a gud one. we av just mooved owse and we doz av da gardin wiv lotz ov birdz wot my mummee sayz needz feedin in da wintah. judgin by da look ov dem dey iz fat enuf, and dis i cud confirm if i cud just get one. anyway, today i did steal da new bag ov da seedz wot mummee doz feed da birdz and i did hyde it in da trees at da bottom ov my new gardin. i fort dat da birdz wud like it on da ground so dey dont fall out ov da trees while eatin. i haz da best interests at heart, i woznt savin it for myself, and i only burried it so da catz couldnt eat it. Mummee had to go out in da snow for a long time to look, it woz funnee and she sed lots of loud words.
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Downt wurry bowt the lowd words Monty, she was avin to showt to tell the burdz wich gardin the food was in. Yu are gud lukin afta them. I lyk them pijins best, I bet thay tayst luvly :shades:
JiNley
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Well dun Willow, that is wun of the furst nortyins I lunt.
It is curld "shreddin" and hoomans wivowt puppeees hav to buy a metul box wiv big teyth to do it.
Yu is syvin yur moMmy the task of shreddin witch is very boring parrantlee. She will preshyate the extra tyme she has now got to spend wiv yu.
Keyp it up
JiNley
Fanx JiNley
I is gonna model mesef on u i av red sum of ur nortys and u is a gud nortier, i lyked ur muddy bafs wen u was stayin away u was a dirty pup
Willow
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der iz sum gud nortyin goin on :D
der iz no burdz in mie gardin as me owse pal is a katz wot iz lykin eetin dem burdz :005:
I av bin buzee, nortys. I av bin teechin PeBblEs to be norty she iz doin gud ;) shreddin postie letters wot iz on the kitchen table from tascky man :D and diggin. An steelin cayk in de nite :005: but bessy of all is the kitchen nortyin....if you sit by ure Mum as she iz cookin dindins u can katzh tasty moresells as dey drop an if u is kwik u can jump up and snatchngrab from dem workytopz :D
luffs PuRli
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It seyms that orl the nu pupstars are not as cleva this yeya as thay avunt yet lurnt how to yoos theyr hoomans com peyutors wen thay are owt at work.
How will thay lurn gud nortying if thay avunt got any baysic skills :dunno: :dunno:
JiNley
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Ello, my naim is Lottie and I iz onlee ten weeks old. I haf bin reedin this wiv much interrrest, and hope I can carree on the good werk dun.
I iz onlee verry ickle, but this mornin I did run arownd the gardin in all de muddee stuff, and den I did wark fru my water bole on de way in. The kiichin is now covad wiv beyootiful impreshuns of my muddee paws.
Den mummee did rap me in a big pink girlee towel >:D
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Dats da way Lottie. Yu iz doin grayt nor tying for a ickle pup. :clapping: :clapping:
I agrees wiv yoo JinLey. Iz very wurrying. Da yoof of today just dusn't seem to be gettin da heducayshun dat dey needs. I iz doin my best wiv Jade. She can't come on here coz her mummy sez she iz too stoopid to join. :dunno: I haz just tort her dat it iz not nessisary to go owtsiyde when it iz cold at nite time. She haz learned to do a nite time poo next to her mummy's bed so it iz nice an eesy for her to find in da mornin. :D
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well dun LoTtie, you is very cleva for a ten weyk old puppee. :clapping: :clapping: I kud onley turn on the hoomans computa at yur ayj I woz twelv weyks and tuw sleyps befor i cud yuse it proply. My hooman thort I wontid a cuddul wen she woz on her computa lap but reeley i wos lurning the passing word. :005: :005: I still av to sit as clows as I kan coz she chaynjis the passing word sumtymes.
ArcHie, yu is teechin Jade to be very thortful to her hooman. Thay need sleyp so thay kan play mor wiv us and teechin her not to wayk her hooman up for a poo is veree gud, speshully wiv the cowld weva.
Orl the pupstars kan lurn so much from you :clapping: :clapping:
JiNley
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Me mum as an eye pad. I jus haff to stand on it.
I laiks doin it when she is lukin at Fayssbuk. I stand on it and laik posts for her :005: :005:
It tastes gud too.
Lottie
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Lottie yu is cleva but mayk shur yu onlee tayst the edjis of the eye pad, cos yu downt want yur moMmy to stop yu yoosin it!!
Yu will bekum veree faymus if yu keyp up the norty puppee storeys. :angel: :angel: We had so many followas, the mod raytors ad to deleyt sum of our stories cuz they was too in fluenshul. We thort thay was very fakchual and in formativ. Pupstars hav a lot to turn and this thred helps.
Yuse this thred if yu neyd any advyc on helpin yur hoomans kowp.
JiNley
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Great that the 'norty girl' stories are back. :005: I love them: they used to make my day and cheer me up. I was getting worried that the new pups were all good and the older norties had grown up. Diana :
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i did do sum reely gud nortyin yestada - i did fynd an ole in da fense an i did go fru it lukin faw mi frend pepe wot lyvs nex daw, but pepe's dad did fyne me an tek me ome. mumy was cros and did blok da ole up, but i did wiggl fru it agen wen she wasunt lukin, ony pepe wosnt dere so i ad a bit of a wanda into da nex gardin - i did fynd sumfing yummy to eet, i don now wot it woz, but it did giv me a tumy ayk. mumy did suun relize i woz gon an i herd her callin me to come, she ad treets so i did go for sum. mumy ad da leed tho so i dint manaj to hexplaw no furver. dady did poot lots of stuf in da hole so i carnt get fru it no mowr. mumy an dady did tell me off lots all da rest of da day cos i ad orrible farts - it musta been wot i ayt. mumy sed dat if i pood in mi krayt las nite i wud reely be in truble, but i didnt so dat woz ok.
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Egg-sellent nortyin Ozzy an Lickle Lottie. Fank goodness sumwun is carryin on ower gud werk. As fer me, ize bein gud mowstli now on akownt of bein ollmost growd up - neerly too.
Mi add vice to yoo yungsters is dis: keep yer hoomans on der tows, uvver wize dey get bord an dats not gud for dem. hoomans need to ecksersise dems branes as well as dems boddys. So as well as takin yor hoomans wokkin, giv dem lickle tasks to do like pootin yor poo in diffrunt places so dey has to serch for it, re-organizin ennyfing wots too tidy, choowin up da mail so dem has to poot it back togevver to reed it (dat keeps dem vewwy bizzy).
Keep up dat gud werk yoo pupstars!
Woofs
Penny
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Today I iz bin owt wiv mi mummy up da hilz!! Der waz lotz and lotz of wabits and birdz! I ran off ova da hilz afda dem. I nerly cawt dem! Mi mummy seys dat she finks I got a tayl off da wabit!
But she was showtin and had yummy treates for me, so iz goez bak to her. I hadz a luvly time!!
Woofs,
Flynn. X
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Today I az kild 2 of Harvey's tois (he iz daft 10 yeer old trailhownd) took out awl thair stuffin an I az chazed catz round mums bedroom well gud! Mum haz bin pawrly for 2 weekz now - fell doun wiv big bang wen we woz out walkeez. She nou got jiant bown fing on her arm wot she won't let me choo. But I az bin gud givin her lotz of liks and cuddels and tride to member not to jump on her browked arm. I woz veri gud the nite she bwoked it too - I stud and wated for her till she got up agen and I is onli 7 munths old. So she dident mind wen I woz norty todai at awl.
Luv
Bree xxx