It appears that someone broke into my house last night and swoped my dog for a very naughty replica or took his brain!
First I went into the utility to see he had treated himself to a little chew on the skirting board. His bedding was all removed and scattered all over the floor which is a first. His favourite toy, which he treats like his most prized possession now has a hole in her beak ( he tried to attack me while I tried to fix it )
He went and had a poo, walked for about 20 metres around the garden and spreader it all out, I'm sure he was trying to squeeze some more out just to annoy me when I was picking it up.
Normally he greets my 4yr old with excitement and jumping, but today we had there extra biting of his school trousers and looking like he was on a pogo stick up the dining table while he was eating his breakfast!!
When he saw me get his lead it was like he had really lost his marbles and even his eyesight.... Bumping into everything, jumping up the walls, spinning around.... He even did a massive skid across the tiles not even attempting to stop himself and crashed into the front door.
He pulled like a train, my arm was killing. He jumped on every one we passed and his recall went out the window. I was very angry with him!! On the way home he was jumping up me, even made a hole in my coat
When we got home he ran off with OH's slippers (which he had dumped by the door AGAIN.... Lol) I bent down to take it off him, he jumped up and butted me in the face... I bit my lip and it wouldn't stop bleeding. It's now quite fat...... I have a party tonight, great!!!
When the shopping was delivered he did remember something he has been taught as he bum shuffled around the kitchen floor hoping I might give him something, not that I ever do anyway so he's obviously forgot that too!! He tripped me over when making a beeline for an escapee pea that flew out the freezer!
He is currently trying to move my hands with his paws as I type, this post has took me 32 mins to write as I am up and down like a yo yo to the back door when he is crying to go out. Each time I open the door he just looks at me? But you never know do you.....
All this before 10am..... Dog anyone? Free to a good home.......
