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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2014, 07:44:12 AM »
I av dun sum gud nortyin yesturdy, I didz rip de bok fur de actifly and den I didz git mi hooman sis in trooble as I didz get in de tramp e line wiv her to timez. Mummee didz tel Katie of for puttin mi in de tramp e line but I didz get in mi selv!  Mummee didz sai sori to mi hooman sis wen she didz se mi joomp on do whely ballow then on de tramp e line an run roond de tramp e line net an in de dor!

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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2014, 11:40:43 AM »
Well Minstrel joined the norty puppies today!! I bought an apple danish and put it on the worktop, ready to have wiv me cuppa - obviously not far enough back...went and took my good gear off, and there it was GONE :o

I'd forgotten just how far this rascal of mine can reach. 00ps
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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2014, 11:31:04 AM »
Minstrel, I hav bean a notry puppee like u. I hav descovored de kitchen tabel…..
Mummy wos havin a dinner par tee and everyone wos on the pateo and not lookin at de tabel. Mummy had put a big plate of yummy lookin ham stuff on there (she called it posh ham from Italy and another countree). It wos really hard but I got up onto the tabel and ate up the hole plate of ham…..
Mummy and daddy came screeming  into the kitchen and reely told me off. I didn't reely mind as they still had bread to eat and I had a loverly dinner of ham. It did make me a bit thursty thou………
Worf it!!
Luv frum nortee Cola xx

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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2014, 11:45:22 AM »
I iz norty I did choo mommies uglies she did say no sos I stops an eatz tv controller thingy she did say no so I wen back to the uglies. Moms not so happy bus I wiz jus being quiet in mi bed havin a chew :dunno:

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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2014, 12:13:05 PM »
I iz norty I did choo mommies uglies she did say no sos I stops an eatz tv controller thingy she did say no so I wen back to the uglies. Moms not so happy bus I wiz jus being quiet in mi bed havin a chew :dunno:

No justice is there Sirius - there you were being all peaceful in your bed 'n all  :dunno:  ;)
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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2014, 12:15:42 PM »
Minstrel, I hav bean a notry puppee like u. I hav descovored de kitchen tabel…..
Mummy wos havin a dinner par tee and everyone wos on the pateo and not lookin at de tabel. Mummy had put a big plate of yummy lookin ham stuff on there (she called it posh ham from Italy and another countree). It wos really hard but I got up onto the tabel and ate up the hole plate of ham…..
Mummy and daddy came screeming  into the kitchen and reely told me off. I didn't reely mind as they still had bread to eat and I had a loverly dinner of ham. It did make me a bit thursty thou………
Worf it!!
Luv frum nortee Cola xx

OOher Minstrel's misdemeanor pales into insignficance compared to that!! (can't spell proper - but don't fink it matters much on this fred  ;)
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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2014, 12:47:58 PM »
Der iz sum reeeeely grate nortyin goin on at da moment. Well dum everywun.  :clapping: :clapping:
I waz norty smornin too. I was chasin da bunny wabtits and wun of dem ran into my mowf! It was all soft an fluffy so I decidid to keep it. Mummy nose I woodnt leave it so she walked off and hid. So I fort I wuld join in and play hide an seek too. When Mummy came back she culdnt see me. She waz puffin on da wisssleee an shoutin. So I ran up behind her and sprized her.  :005: I wudunt leave my bunny tho so I kept runnin off so mummy culdnt catch me. Eventually she sed it waz suppertime so I digged a hole and buried bunny for next time. Dem I let Mummy put my lead on and we went home. She waz very pleased wiv me when I kame back so obviously catchin bunny wabtits is a gud fing.  :D

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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2014, 02:19:52 PM »
oo ArChee yu IZ tOp nOrteeee
i   fiNKs I duz lUVyooo
elLLeeee :-*

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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2014, 05:19:28 PM »
Minstrel, I hav bean a notry puppee like u. I hav descovored de kitchen tabel…..
Mummy wos havin a dinner par tee and everyone wos on the pateo and not lookin at de tabel. Mummy had put a big plate of yummy lookin ham stuff on there (she called it posh ham from Italy and another countree). It wos really hard but I got up onto the tabel and ate up the hole plate of ham…..
Mummy and daddy came screeming  into the kitchen and reely told me off. I didn't reely mind as they still had bread to eat and I had a loverly dinner of ham. It did make me a bit thursty thou………
Worf it!!
Luv frum nortee Cola xx

Deer Cola - yu didz da ritest fing by eatin awl da hamms on da plate - if yu ad left sum your mummy n daddee would onli hav frowed it in da bin, so yu saved dem fwom having to waist it, and woshed up da plate for dem too.  Luv fwom Prince
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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2014, 10:49:59 PM »
I iz a north puppeeee - I didz wark ova de whet comcret I'm de drive wen de builler hadz juz mad it purdy  :005:

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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2014, 11:13:58 PM »
I iz a north puppeeee - I didz wark ova de whet comcret I'm de drive wen de builler hadz juz mad it purdy  :005:

OOps - that is seriously norty!!   :011:
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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2014, 08:41:21 AM »
I iz a north puppeeee - I didz wark ova de whet comcret I'm de drive wen de builler hadz juz mad it purdy  :005:

OOps - that is seriously norty!!   :011:

Gud nortying  :clapping: :clapping:

I is a norty puppies too. I just love chewing tings. It keeps my teef loverly and wite.
Mummy left her 'rely expenceve' gold sandles on her flor. I tink she was hungover or somefing. Anyways, while she was sleeping I was bored and the expenseve sanders smelt of my loverly mummy.
I chewed on them for ages..... Much better tan those chews she gives me :-)

Mummy woke up and was very very cross... She screemed the sandles were from LK Bennett (I don't know of that pet shop?)

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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2014, 09:34:40 AM »
 :o ooo cOLaa yu iz da BEStist nOrtee

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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2014, 09:48:12 AM »
Ooh g8t nortying cola :005:


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Re: Re: I is norty puppeeeee
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2014, 11:05:35 AM »
Eee thiz iz teez funnies things....iz is big boyz of six nows and stills does naughtees, butz nots thz badz....wills trys harders :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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