You iz a big boy now Archie, welcum to the menz klub
I iz very clever and likez to walk along while cocking my leg and weeing. My mum duzn't like it becoz she says it meanz I wee on my long coat on my tummy and it makez me smell of wee. I don't no why she makez such a fuss becoz I likez smelling of wee.
My big bruvver William iz a big gurlz blouse becoz he still curtseys when he weez. My mum thinkz it's nice becoz he doesn't smell of wee.
Louis