Re: Today I have been a norty girl

[piph]

In owr nu gardin we ave a big gray fing that mum sez is a lectrik box.  der woz sumthin stickin owt of de grownd by it so i fort i'd elp by tidyin it away, so i digged a big howl to tri to get it owt but it woz stil ther.  wen mum sor it she sed i woz a norty boy to dig up da gras by the lectric box and dad showted at me (he can be very showty if i's not a good boy - i dont fink he lykes me very mush sumtimes!)  mum told him off for showtin, she sed showtin at me just makes me wurse (my mum luvs me even if my dad dusnt!)  wen dad showted i did get wurse and got very egsited and did da wall of deth round da gardin.  dad sed sowwy for showtin but dat he was worried abowt da lectric wires that might be berried wear i woz diggin.  he filled da howl in again an put a big pot on top so i carnt dig ther agen, but i nows that the sumthin is stil ther under neath the pot so i mite av to av anuver go wen dey arent lookin! 

[Bibby]

I az mad a gud discuvry - sum wud in da kitchum wot me mum calls skirtin bord - its luvly ta chu.me dad finks I am norty an he showted at me, e sez me reel mum (Poppy) never did dat, so I fink I is a clever girl! He showted for a bit, but me mum sez I is only a babby and e shudnt showt. I fink shes gonna git sum orrible stuf to try to put me orf, but it wont,  as sun as e ad gon I ad anuver go - he he
Willow the pupster

[Patp]

I av a messij for Ozzy.  Yu shud be kayrful of lectrisity stuff, lyk plugs and big wires cuz if yu chuw thru them yu will luk lyk a COCKER POO fing lyk my frend Charlie, who must av chuwd thru a massiv won 

It is speshally gud wen yur daDdee showts at ya, wen moMmy is theyr coz she showts at yur daDdee for showtin at ya.  Then wen yu do sum mor nortying she will say it is yur daDdess fult not yurs!

JiNley

[Archie bean]

Norties, I haz BIG nooz. I is a unkle! At grannymas house der iz a baby puppy who iz called Jade. I haz big risponsibiliteez coz she iz rubbish at nortying. She sleepz all da nyte and duz weez and poos in da gardin.  I haz lotz to teech her. She myte come on here too but granyma is a very ancient hooman and Kant do compooters very well. Wot lessuns in nortying shuld I tech her furst? 

[piph]

I av a messij for Ozzy.  Yu shud be kayrful of lectrisity stuff, lyk plugs and big wires cuz if yu chuw thru them yu will luk lyk a COCKER POO fing lyk my frend Charlie, who must av chuwd thru a massiv won 

It is speshally gud wen yur daDdee showts at ya, wen moMmy is theyr coz she showts at yur daDdee for showtin at ya.  Then wen yu do sum mor nortying she will say it is yur daDdess fult not yurs!

JiNley

Fanks Jinley, i wil be veery carful of electrikery in footur - my bum is flufy enuf as it is wivout it luking curly as wel lyk a cocupoo an i dont fink mumy wud like it if i luked lyk one of they!!  and yes, mumy orften showts at dad for showtin at me!  he dusnt mean it reely and he duz luv me lots but mumy says he's a proper mister grumpy pants a lot of the tyme, and foregets that i'm just a baby and that i cant help it!

[JohnK]

Pip, send him here!

[Jonnydog]

Kongratoolittytorshuns on bein a unkel Archie  

I fink yoo shud tyooter Jade in baysik nortyin such as choowin chairlegs an diggin howls in da garding. Yoo mite wont to giv her sum lessuns in simpul dissembowelllin of fings lyk kushens an kuddelly toys.

Gud luk
Penny

[Patp]

Yoo mite wont to giv her sum lessuns in simpul dissembowelllin of fings lyk kushens an kuddelly toys.

Gud luk
Penny

Dissembowellin is a reely gud start Archie.   Yu shud orlso teych her not to eyt orl of her lovely puppee treyts but hyd them for wen yu cum to visit    Lyk bein payd for lurning.

It sownds lyk she has a lot of nortying to lurn - but yu is won of the best and will teych her lotz.  If ya neyd any help let me now an I will kum down wen it is springy with my karryvan.

JiNley

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

Norties, I haz BIG nooz. I is a unkle! At grannymas house der iz a baby puppy who iz called Jade. I haz big risponsibiliteez coz she iz rubbish at nortying. She sleepz all da nyte and duz weez and poos in da gardin.  I haz lotz to teech her. She myte come on here too but granyma is a very ancient hooman and Kant do compooters very well. Wot lessuns in nortying shuld I tech her furst? 

Congratshoelashuns Archie, eye is an uncle too, but to hooman puppies, eye is not convinved wif hooman puppies, a doggie puppy wud be bester. Good luck teaching her nortying, you is an egspert.

[Archie bean]

Jade is a fast lurner. I haz tort her to wee on da carpit and to choo da sofas and to woof. I fink she will mayke a eggsellunt norty.

[lynnruby]

Kongratshoelashuns on bein a unkle Archie  Sownds lik yu is doin a gud job teechin Jade to be a norty     If ya neyd eny mor elp I cud cum wiv JiNley in springy.  Tween awl ov uz we cud teych er to be bestist norty eva 

[Archie bean]

Jinley, you should deffnitly come in da springy and help to teech her coz you iz da original norty girl and haz loads to teech her. She is reely fun to play wiv too. I likes her a lot. 

[Bibby]

I is in da dog owse

I as eten a letter frum da postie, chud it awl inta ickle bits, i is a norty babby 2day I cud cum show Jade ow to do it. Me mum is not appy she sez I cud av picked a bill

Luv Norty Willow

[Patp]

I is in da dog owse

I as eten a letter frum da postie, chud it awl inta ickle bits, i is a norty babby 2day I cud cum show Jade ow to do it. Me mum is not appy she sez I cud av picked a bill

Luv Norty Willow

  Well dun Willow, that is wun of the furst nortyins I lunt.

It is curld "shreddin" and hoomans wivowt puppeees hav to buy a metul box wiv big teyth to do it.

Yu is syvin yur moMmy the task of shreddin witch is very boring parrantlee.  She will preshyate the extra tyme she has now got to spend wiv yu.

Keyp it up

JiNley

[montydavies]

My naym iz Monty and i iz 3. i av ad manee yearz ov nortying but i av just fownd a gud one. we av just mooved owse and we doz av da gardin wiv lotz ov birdz wot my mummee sayz needz feedin in da wintah. judgin by da look ov dem dey iz fat enuf, and dis i cud confirm if i cud just get one. anyway, today i did steal da new bag ov da seedz wot mummee doz feed da birdz and i did hyde it in da trees at da bottom ov my new gardin. i fort dat da birdz wud like it on da ground so dey dont fall out ov da trees while eatin. i haz da best interests at heart, i woznt savin it for myself, and i only burried it so da catz couldnt eat it. Mummee had to go out in da snow for a long time to look, it woz funnee and she sed lots of loud words.