Re: Today I have been a norty girl

[Patp]

But kats are ownlee gud for chaysin!!

Wot els are thay gud for??

JiNley

[karen488]

Norties.. I iz not happi 

We wents fer a walk wiv mummy, an she woz pleased cos dere was no rain for once!  I's not bovvered by da rain, but I haz discovvahed dat rain makes biiiiig muddles!  they's great!  I haz been jumpin an splashin in dem and my mummy sez I woz a stinky mud spangle! She sez I's not a laaaydeee, an dat I shud be more like my sistah Millie who is a laaaydeee  norties I's not wanna be a laaaydeee if laaaydeee's doesn't jump in da big fun muddles cos they's fun! (an Millie is borin anyways cos she nevah plays wit me)

Anyways we gets home and mummy puts me in da baff!!  all my ard work gettin muddy gone down the drain... 

Ahhh, iz like da puggles too. Ize makes shoorze I go fwew evewy one. Darsees wuns a wound but Ize don't snows whys  maybees it's becoz she don't havs as much puppy fwuff so she can't take as much muds home wiv hers. 

[cangrejo]

I haz dun gud nortying today, Mummy left da bak door open for a bit an I fownd a big plant to drag in da kitchun an gives it a good choo, she waz nor happi an sed sunfing bowt only just kleened da floor  

dExteR

[Lily Pup]

Duz I get a reward likes pilchards cake if I sine?

Wiv tomarto sors??

Yes!!! I ownleez do anyfingz for pilchard cake! In swissyland mummez makes it with oily toona in tomarto sore too 

Could you give my mummie the ressipeee for dat cayk, it sounds yummy pwees 

[jaybee]

Me mama is at work but i az an hour until me dada coms owm.

A will stash as menny yummies as a can whyul I as chance

I is very artyistic wiv me muddy paws so a can mek some banner if you lyk.

Dis is a peasful pwotest....(for now ennyways)

[Lily Pup]

I as boorid 2 bones and a dead wabbit dis week so I av lots of stuf for da under stryk  my mummi will b reeeely worrid if I downt eet cos she says I is a gan net, dunno wot them is but if they gets lots of fwd I is likein them 

[lynnruby]

Wooh Hooh Norties!!

i az not bin on ere fer ayjis an ayjis  Mummy an me az bin bizzy wiv lotsa stuff..... Now we iz konfoozed 

wot append ta riginal norty fred wot JiNleys MoMMy did? az we missd sumfink??

jus coz i azent bin on..... duzent meen i iz gud now  i iz still a norty 

Luv Rubes x

[Archie bean]

Roobes you iz back. Hooraaaay. 

Our stories haz taken up lot an lts of room so they iz gone now. We iz all sad abowt it but we can still be norty an make lotz more stories so da noo norty pupsters can learn fwom us.

I iz glad you iz still norty. Me too. 

Lots of love
Archie

[lynnruby]

Aaaw Archie, I iz sooo pleesed ta ere from ya 

I iz goin ta gwoomy laydee tomorra. I az mats in me eyas Mummy sez, soo i iz not gonna lik it, i mite Grrr at er if she trys ta get em owt 

Luv Rubes x

[jaybee]

Rubes!!! You is back  as missed you. I a big boy now an my workin girl frend as left me  as a broken hart. You as always bin one of me favryits 

As just been on work wiv me boxin friend. A jumped in river an floor was like a bog mama sed. I gud an dirty an smellin lovely! An a also found some yummy rabbit poop to munch on an a dead fessant that a stuck me hed in.

I is bootifull at the moment

[lynnruby]

i IS back Bingley an i as missd u too!!     (dident fink enywon wud notis i woznt ere!!)

i am sowwy wot u az a bwokin hart  ...............sownds lik ya smells luvly wen u iz cuverd in wabbit poop an ded fessant 

Luv Rubes x 

[cangrejo]

Dear Nortys,

I only haz 6 weeks left of being a norty pupster so I thort I wud do a reely bad one tonight, I haz jus dun a wee on our Mummy's doovay, she is foorius wiv me. I diddun wan go owtside as its rayning lots and thunderin 

I iz hiding under da cleen doovay till she calms down 

dExteR

[Lily Pup]

HEy Norties, I is gettin big girl now, I jumpded on da chare neer da kitchun tabul, then it's just a small step onto da tabul so I can grab sum froot out da bowl    I is had a na na and a apul dis mornin   

Mummie sweard at me  she shudn't be makin dem words at me 

[lynnruby]

I az jus got bak fwom gwoomy laydee an i luks stoopid (agen)  wy duz Mummi mayk mi gow? 

She sed i woz a gud gurl  so Mummi sez i can gow awai saftanune in caravan fingy til nex weak  i luvs caravan 

But...............i az bin norty swell  tis lokel lekshuns ere tudai an dese peeplz keepz puttin paypaz fru letta bocks. Dey az bin doowin it fa weaks  Las weak fella wot livs downt rowd caym ta mi owse an Mummi sed wot e woz portint coz e iz ower emm pee a sumfink  i wuffd an Grrd at im 

Eniwai, dey duzent no dat i can weed awl dese paypaz  soo i az wed em  an shweddid em 

Mummi iz norappy coz i maid mess awl ova flawr wiv shweddid paypa but..............portint fing iz dat i az sydid (afta weedin awl paypaz) dat i iz not vowtin fa non ov em coz it wud oni kuridge em an dey dunt nead no kuridgin.......


Sea u wen i getz bak nex weak.


Luv Rubes x

[Archie bean]

Hey norties, today I haz had a suprize. Mummy was cuttin up sossidge this afternoon. I neva had sossidge before an she sed it waz for skool. 
Dis evnin we went to skool an I woz very scarded. There waz lots of dogs and some waz big and woofy. One waz a boxer and one waz a cross breed. He waz very cross indeed and woofed and woofed. I hid unda mummy's chair an kept qwiet. Den sum nice dogs arrived and I made sum friends. I  Tilly and Eva and Barney. We wasn't allowed to play tho coz we waz on da leed. I did everyfink mummy sed and got sossidge and she waz very happy.
I iz a bit worried dat skool will turn me into a gud boy. Do you fink I can be norty at skool? I will try next week.