Re: Today I have been a norty girl

[Lily Pup]

Archie if u is veri norti at skool you cud get ecsl  exscu frown out and not av to go agen but your mummie will be very sad and no more sosiges for you    i fink it's beta to be gud for da sosiges 

[Jonnydog]

Ooh Archie dunt yoo be too gud. It is vewwy temtin wiv sossidge. Frade i cant ree-sisst it. An iff yoo seez yor muMmi doin sardeen cayke yoor dunfur. On da uvver paw, yool be goormay dynin so wotz not to lykk??
Woofs
Penny

[jaybee]

Archie i az lurnt that you az to pik your battuls.

Most of the tym now i iz gud for mummy as i az trayned ur to giv me nice yummies and more cudduls if i do what she sez. Dis is speshally troo if we iz at skool. Sumtimes i still duz norties if i reelly cant resist it an it is better fun than sossij or lamby lamb ribbys.
It is a lie dat skool is for your lurnin i fink it is for my mummys lurnin. She dunt no this o corse.

It is okay i fink to be gud an have sossij. Also, meens your mummy will fink your norties is more funnee if you dunt do em all the tym. Is kwallitty not kwantitty Archie!

Good luk

love Bingley xxx

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

I fink dat means you hasta be gud Archie, if you be good you get sossidge...ees a tuff desision for a lil boy ta make, be good and get sossidge or has fun bein nortie and get no sossidge...

[Archie bean]

Fanks for da advyse norties. I iz gonna be gud at skool for sossidge but keep doin norty fings when der is no sossidge. Dismornin I made sure I did sum nortying to keep in praktise. I emptied da barfroom bin while mummee was in da showa. I made a fayce like  but she seemed to now it was. I dusnt know how she did. Sumfink must have gived da gayme away.....

[8 Hairy Feet]

 

[Lily Pup]

Well dun Archie.  Dat is guy nortying.      

[Jan D]

 

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

Your mammie might be sycic...

[Pauline T]

 

[Jan D]

My mummy has a sycic Charlie - he's called my daddy...or is that a syedcic??

enyway i fink archie's mummy is ded cleva

wear did you get ur luffly neckless from archie - i wants one lyke that - a blu one so my mummy can tell that i am a boy and roxy can haf a pink one.

boBby

[KellyT]

I haz bin pwactisin gettin muddy still. I finks I iz quite gud at it, but not gud as I cud be!
Fank ooo fer ur add-vise ond my uvver post, I doesn't kno N E labbydoors, iz dey big? I knos a chessypeeky weetreever but e iz not gud at gettin muddy an e jus wans to squash me, so i's not wheely like him dat mutch an I woofs at im!

Archie - ma mummy maykes me tooonah cake wen she wants me to b gud. Wens I went to skool all da uvver doggys dey wanted mah tooonah cake so I wud woof at dem! But ma mummy sed I had to shair 
I finks dat skool iz a gud place an coz u gets sossijiges wen u iz der I finks u shud b gud else u not get dem .... Least dats wat I lurnd at skool.  I doesn't go naow coz I haz lurnd stuf an haz a sertiffikat an everyfin  I finks dat mummy wunders sumtimes wevva I lurnd N E fing at all tho 

[Lily Pup]

Nor Appy, for weeks n weeks I as bin booryin stuf in da gardun, tdai I boorid a caws fut and my so calld sista Kiara as founded all my treshurs and eated em      Deyv all gon so I av no sneeky snaks now 

Dus any of u norties know sumone hoo can come ere n sort er out for me?

Fanx

LiLy

[cangrejo]

I az bin norty, I only got jus over a munf left before I iz a growed up big dog so I need to get sum serious nortying in.

My Nanna and Grampy came to visit yesterday, Mamma cooked a loverly roastid chickun for Sunnyday dinner. I thort they dont know da roolz so I kept jumping up at da taybul an trying to get me sum of dat chickun, Mamma was norhappi an banish me behind da baby gait  .  She also gave dem cayk she made, fink it waz viktoryah spungey cayk, I did a big jump and landed on Grampy's lap and tried to get sum of dat cayk but got told off insted  .

Today I chase Charlie rownd da garden yelling at da top of my voyce, Mamma got me in an sed it was norty coz da babies next door waz in bed  

dExteR

[Patp]

Hello Nortys

I av bin to the seysyde this week so I thort I wud katch up wiv yu all wyl me moMmy gets the stuff owt of the car.

Me dadDy is still in a hot plays playin golf or summat.

Any how I wonted to warn orl you pupstars, no matta ow much sossij yu ar offered DO NOT STAND UP AN WARK LYK A HOOMAN AND SPIN ROWND AN DANS!!

Yur lyf will neva be yur own agen!

Won day I am towld keep orl me paws on the floor for a treyt then sins the tele on Sat day my littul hooman thinks I am darcey bussle!!

JiNley