Norties ..... I haz bin very very norty today ... my mummy haz bin so upsetted wiv me dat I's feel very bad
My mummy was up de stairs gettin dwessed and so's I went upstairs tah c her. I's broughted wiv me her eye-FONE, an I's knew dat she wud want it, so I's jumped onto the bed and tooked it to her. She was kinda pleased to see me wiv it, she sed fank oo HayZUL, and taked it from me. Den I waz jumping aboot on day bed and all's a suddin I's needed a wee! an it waz too layt .. and I's wee'd on dah bed
:embarrassed:
Ma mummy jumped up and started tayking stuff off da bed, an she's bin washing it all dis afturnoon an iz not wedee yet and iz nurly bed times.
Ma mummy sez dat she mite av to go bye a nuu DOOvaay cos I haz wuinned it ...
Den we wants few a walk and I grrufed and wuffed lots at a lady an her dog .. dat lady told ma mummy off, and sed dat I was viscous
I's just tellin dat dog dat I's hayZUL and dat dis is ma mummy! Ma mummy jus keeper hold of me til dat lady was gone, and den she waz very sad all'd da way home.
I's feelin dat I haz bin too norty tooday norties... so mutch dat I let ma mummy baff me after i gots all muddy an I not wiggle lots.
I finks she haz fergivon me, cos she waz giving me cuddles earlier on .. but I iz a very sorry norty