Re: Today I have been a norty girl

[betty pops]

thanksyoos  mummy puts up da fences to keeps the big charlie dog offa de lawn she just laid but I iz likkle ans squeeeeezeies thru da gaps and I toilets on the new lawns  I sat in da waters bowl too and mummy laffed but she dint laffs when i ranz thru the lounge when i was making pretties foots prints on da floor 

[Archie bean]

Wow norties. Der haz bin sum reelly amayzing nortying goin on AND we haz a new friend joinin us. Betty you sowndz like you iz gonna be a reelly egsellunt norty pup.  keep up da gud work.
Mummy plantid sum tomatow plantz today. She didn't do it very well so I dug dem up for her so she culd do it a bit betta. 

[betty pops]

  Archie bean i wuvs diggin up de plantz itz my favorites thing

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

Wow norties. Der haz bin sum reelly amayzing nortying goin on AND we haz a new friend joinin us. Betty you sowndz like you iz gonna be a reelly egsellunt norty pup.  keep up da gud work.
Mummy plantid sum tomatow plantz today. She didn't do it very well so I dug dem up for her so she culd do it a bit betta. 

Archie my mammie planted tomatoz ajes ago and I stole one and runned off wif it, cos i wanted wun for my owns. Mammie sed it was nortie cos it looked deaded after I runned away wif it. Now it's der second biggest wun and mammie has planted it in it's own plant pot for me

[Archie bean]

You see Charlie, we knows best abowt how to do da gardinin. Our mummies will lurn eventooally. 

[VickyG]

Ohh excellent another norty pupstar - welcome Betty  (my two doggies are all grown up now but they do like to read this thread and laugh at all your norties - they even got bought a paddling pool at the weekend  )

[Lily Pup]

Hey pupstars 

Mummie is in da garden so I fout I'd nip on ere wile she's not lukin, it's so funni, wen she wasn't lukin I pinched one of er gluvs and av burid it, then went bak to er and laid down wiv er    i didn't fink she'd notised but she is nor appy she's lukin all over for it but I as burid it in my bestest place so I don't fink she wil find it   

Oh no she's cumin in now askin me were it is  . How does she know it was me, I always get blamed for everyfink  

[betty pops]

hellos nortys 

I bin a norty girl todays my mumz was puting da foods away and dint open tha door fast enuff and I weeds on the floor so she put me outsides while she cleanes it ups but she fogetz she lefts da big patios doors openz and I sneaks in overr room and she was nor appy cos she sed she had just mopped it  i snukd thru da fenze agen today and pood on her grass seed  I likes doin that  I cheweds a hole in da door mat too 

[jaybee]

Good nortying betty! I lyk your style  poopin on grass seeds is alriyt, you is fertilysin it for her!

Last nyt me big nanny an gramps from spayn caym to stay. They brort two doggies called Billy and Saffy. Billy is my new best frend  we was playin in the garden an a wus showin im me paddlyin pool, then we went for a walk in the flower beds. Mama wasnt veree happy cos den we went inside and decorayted the carpet wiv lots of mud! It looked lovely but she cleened it all up  all my work waysted!

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

Norties I is putting myself up for dopshun look what my mammie did to me earlier



Parently mammie sez my her is too long , dopshun i say

[Archie bean]

Oh Charlie  My mummy will dopt you for shore. You must come an liv wiv me coz even tho my mummy makes me reelly grumpy wiv her sum times she haz neva put my eerz in gurly piggy tailz. Sum times our hoomans iz such 

[Archie bean]

Norties I haz wurked owt how to get longer cuddlies in bed in da mornin....... I haz stealed mummies larm clok.



Now I iz off to hide it in da gardin. 

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

Good finking archie. I pownse on my mammie and give er kissies and cuddlz an look coote, dats ow I get extra cuddlz. Mammie sed she wasnt to appie for cuddlez at 4am. Servez er rite for makin me look like a gurl!

[Jonnydog]

Oh Charlie I finks yoo luks kinda kyoot    Sumtyms my mummi poots my ears up in a bobbel wen I gets to eat sum grayvee or sumfin an i just shayks my hed an dey kums bak to normal.

Wot a gud idea Archie - yoo givs me lotsa gud ideeas for nortyin!

I delt wiv da fings dat postieman poots froo da letabox wile my mummi woz in her skool yester day. I saved her fwom da bovver of shweddin dem. She dint reely preeshiate my help but  Ennyways she tuk us on a brill wok colld Pucks Glen an I jumped in an owt da burn an gotted reely reely wet!

[Patp]

Charlie yoo luk lyk won ov them rayn dyr fings that me moMmy gets owt wen she is eggspectin santa paws.

My moMmy trys to do it wiv me eyers coz I ayt me dinna the uva day an got me eyers in it.  Me moMmy sez it woz lyk sleypin wiv a sundey dinna!  (That is cuz I sleyp on her hed  )

Yoo ar orl gud beyin norty and I think we will be havin sum noo nortys joynin us soon 

I am gettin grown up an will be me furst burfday in orgust and as me moMmy as downatid sum of me collige fund to COL I will be startin a new fred corled "What I av lurnt in me furst yeayr".  So orl yu pupstars that are gettin big, start maykin nowts wen yur moMmy is owt.

JiNley