Re: Today I have been a norty girl

[Megatron]

I dropped the skwirrel cos mummy was shouting so much and it ran off . The cat did leave a nice mouse for me tho. Nom Nom.
Meg.

[Jonnydog]

Meg, ave yoo tryd burdies? They are yum! Yesterday on the beech i fownded sum lickle burdies wot coodent fly! Mi Mummy woz showtin at me an poold me way fwom dem  she sed they woz lickle ringed pluvva baybis. Now ize not allowd to go to da beech enny more till dems growd sum wings 

Jinley, i luvs yor paddlyin pull. Wish i had wun. Mite try diggin wun in da gardin.
Wuffs
Penny

[Archie bean]

Oooh Meg dat skirrul soundz like fun. Today we went in da big feeld an i fownd a poorly wrappit. It was lying down in da long grass. Mummy kept callin an callin me and wissilin but i wuddunt leave da poorly wrappit. When Mummy came to find me i woz worried she wuld take da wrappit away so i Grrrd at her an pritendid i wuld bite her when she tryed to put me lead on. She made a loop wiv da lead an put it over my head and pulled me away from da wrappit and she seemed a bit upset and cross but i woz only tryin to help da poorly wrappit an make sure it woz OK. I iz cross wiv mummy for takin me away from it but i will see if it iz still der tomorrow and maybe i kan bring it home and play wiv it. 

Jinley your paddly pool is grayt. Next time you can go in a muddy puddle make sure you gets extra muddy and when you get home lie in your paddly pool. Your Mummy will fink you iz gud for gettin all clean agen but reelly you is just getting da paddly pool nyce an muddy!   

[cangrejo]

Hello pups,
I shud not be here cos i is a growed up lady and usually very good but mum ses i have been norty  today. First i found some lovely fox poo and rolled in it to make.myself all lovely and stinky. Wen i got home the cat wot i live with was playing wiv a skwirrel so i took it off her and ran round the garden wiv it. Mum was shouting at me. She sed i stink like an old tramp and i am very norty .

meg x

Did yer moMmy tayk the skwirrul off you or did yu get to choo it up?  I fink foks poo is the ansa to me cleyn paddlin pool.  

JiNley

Fox poo is da best, I fownd sum yesterday - norty pups I tell ya now it smells soooo gud it is irrisistubble. I roll an rolled in it and Mummy got all showty abowt da smell    Smells gud if you ask me!

Ps i shuddent be on here no more coz i iz growed up now, but I iz stil norty 

dExteR

[Jonnydog]

Dexter ize sposed to be grown up too (firteen mumfs) but mi teecher sed ize a ada lessent cuz ize norty at my skool an makes de uvver dogs woof! But ize just con ducktin a korus! I lyk bein a norty 
Woofs
Penny

[Patp]

Well norties - it seyms lyk theyr ar lots of nu norties cummin along nyslee and they will soon be addin theyr own storis.

I am now 11 munfs owld and me moMmy sez I shud no betta now. 

I will still be wotchin for the funnee storees and we will orl pass on sum tips from tym to tym.

JiNley

[lettie10]

I am now 11 munfs owld and me moMmy sez I shud no betta now. 


JiNley

My mummy sez dat too cos iz 1 yeer owld now......... who iz betta??


Jazz  xxx

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

Ello norties.

I has been making the mosta being a puppy, mammie sez I is goina be a big boy in a munf.

I has been making nortying. We wos in pets at ome looking for tweets for me, and mammie was watching me like a hawk (dats wot she sed). I seed her take her eye off me and I cocked my leg on some of their boxes hahahahahahaha. Then at the weekend I was taken for a walk and der woz lots of gooses and duks, mammie took her eye off me for a second AND when she looked gain I was an inch away from catching a duk. Mammie sed she liked duks so I waz just gonna get er wun, she didn’t preshiate it.

THEN yesterdae, mammie left me to go to work – mammie sez it’s the first time I’ve been left in ajes…well she puts puppy pads down for me still in ase I need weewees when she is owt (I don’t use them so I fought I’d help dispoze of wun)…I choo’d it in the hallway and in der livvyroom. Grandad sez mammie can’t tell me off cos its ‘er fault I woz left alone!

Den today….at grannymars hows (I gets to play wif grannymar on wednsyday) she has a tassul on the curtain and it teezes me…grannymar sed it’s already been glood togever previously…but I attacked the tassul gen

[Archie bean]

Charlie dat is eggslunt nortying.  We haz to make da most of being 11 munfs owld. I iz still norty too. Last night mummy put me owtside for bedtime weewees an I hearded a noise from da wood pile. I looked in an der was an ickle birdie. I ran inside wiv it so we culd play togever. It didn't want to play coz I fink it had fallen asleep but I culdnt wake it up.  I wouldn't let mummy have it, not even for my biccie. I took it back outside but it still waz asleep so we came back in. Den mummy gave me a bit of chikkin and when I waz eetin it she stole my birdie.  I dunno where it went but I kept lukin for it for ages till mummy got cross and said I had to go to sleep coz it waz midnyt. Dismorning all I culd find waz sum fezzers. 

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

I fink da birdie musta woke up and floo home to its mammie cos it woz layt and leaved fevas for you as a pwesent.

[Patp]

I fink yur moMmy et it 

Nekst tym eyt it kwik 

JiNley

I am leven munfs too!!

[Jenz]

Norties I needz sum advise.  Dere is a furry ting in my houze called a kitteh.  Mummy sayz I must not chase Kitteh as Kitteh is not for eating, I tried a little nibble and just got some fur.  Im not sure about this not for eating bit though as kitteh eats yummy fishy food and I think kitteh must taste a bit like this.  Kitteh also gets to go up the those zig zag fings I cant climb yet, and sits on top of these looking at me with a big grin 

This makes me bark and wuff at kitteh to come down and play wiv me but it doesnt.  Then when it does come down I run after kitteh asking it to play mummy tells me off 

[Patp]

Norties I needz sum advise.  

I av 11 munfs of eggspeeriuns now so I now sum things abowt stuff lyk KATS!!

We ar dogs and we av bilt into our jeyns sertun things.

Theys are things lyk

Chaysin rabbits thay av a littul wiyt tail speshully so we kan see them
Chaysin chickins (okay I get towld off for this won - but its still fun)
Chaysin skwirruls - thay ar sneeky an can go up trees
Maykin shur our moMmys downt get into any trubbul so we av to go EVRYWAYR thay go.  
AND CHAYSIN KATS

So you see, there is nuffin we kan do abowt it.  Theyr are sum dogs that av got kats livin in theyr hows who pretend thay lyk them.  But I fink that is so thay can eyt the yummy food (and the presentz they leave in the stony box)

JiNley

[Megatron]

You are rite Jinley, kat fud is yummy. I wuffed at our kat  today and got told off.
Snot fair. Its my place on the settee with mummy and not for kats.

Meg

[Archie bean]

Norties I iz soooo embarrassed. I iz being forced to walk arownd in me undywear.    I had to go to da groomy lady again but dis time mummy sed I had to haz my fur cut reelly reelly short coz I kept getting hundreds of tricks crawlin on me and suckin my blood.  She fownd 5 on me after a walk last week and she said we waz reelly lucky to live wiv someone called O Tom. We dusn't liv wiv anywon so I dusnt know wot she means. Anyway coz of da tricks and all da grassy seeds she said cut all my fur off and now I iz stuck in me draws. I iz gonna wear me ekweeflees until I haz me furz back. She betta not put me pikture on here.