Re: Today I have been a norty girl

[Patp]

 

Gud nortyin gowin on afta orl!!

Pupstars shud orlso purfekt a limp for wen yu av been REEELY norty.  Or next tym yur big sista gows Bailey, just do a big cry - yer momMy will fink yer big sista as hurt ya 

Ozzy - I lyk yer new collar it mayks yu luk lyk Elvis 

JiNley

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

i av fownd a noo norty todai an I az dis cuvud dat i lykes to padel in  mi worta bowl cos den i duz mayk gud por pwints on  da kichin floowr

I lyk dis wun, its funniee but i dont like getting my feets weted

[piph]

Gud nortyin gowin on afta orl!!

Pupstars shud orlso purfekt a limp for wen yu av been REEELY norty.  Or next tym yur big sista gows Bailey, just do a big cry - yer momMy will fink yer big sista as hurt ya 

Ozzy - I lyk yer new collar it mayks yu luk lyk Elvis 

JiNley

Awww, fanks jiNley - my dady says i luk lyk elvis tu cos i 'as a qwiff ware the luverly girlies at da ospital shaved mi hed - mumy sez shes goin to giv me a cowmova wen i gets rid of mi colar.   

[lola B]

elo norties i is glad to see yoo ar all bein very norty but if yoo want to exra specialy norty yoo must learn de cluck hours as i dos learned dem and i no now if iz woof woof woof at 6 cluck hours mummies will get up  but she iz vury tired then and isent really up for many tooth kisses 

[Patp]

Yes - and it is much betta to pwaktis yur woof woofs wen its nyce and kwiet in the howse - cos yu kan pwaktis yur toons betta.

It is yooshully nyce and kwiet at abowt 4 a cluck.   

JiNley x

[Jenz]

Ello Norties.

I been vewy norty.  My boy brought sumfing speshil home from nursewy yesterday.  It woz a giant leaf, all gween and sparkly, it looked delitiouss.  Mummy sez no not for eating.  But when they went out for dinner, I woz very klerver, I climbed up the couch Im not allowed on, den climbed onto the koffee table and snagged the yummy leaf.  It tasted funny but smelt like my boy and was crunchy in places.  I left bits ov it everywhere! 

When mummy got home she sed "UH-OH!" and didnt like my re-decorashun at all.  She sed the sparkly cwunchy stuffz woz glitter and tomorrow Im going to hav a sparkly poo.

Only the best for my family 

Luvs Jenson xx

[Jonnydog]

Gud nortyin Jensen! An yoo can start on yor Krissmuss dekkerayshuns wiv yer sparkully poo!

By de way, yooz wee nortys is gonna lyk Krissmuss an Sandy Paws 

Woofs
Growd up Penny

[Holly2009]

We iz both in da dog hoose! Mammy caught us eatin puddy cat pooz out da litter tway!

Dougal: Me waz caught in da tray!
Storm: ma brother passed me da puddy cat pooz & me waz chuckling it in me mouth on da nice cweam sofa!

Our mammy did this

We is vewy sowy mammy 

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

We iz both in da dog hoose! Mammy caught us eatin puddy cat pooz out da litter tway!

Dougal: Me waz caught in da tray!
Storm: ma brother passed me da puddy cat pooz & me waz chuckling it in me mouth on da nice cweam sofa!

Our mammy did this

We is vewy sowy mammy 

 

[Patp]

 

That is very gud nortying from you new pupstars.

We is orl grown up now (we av ad a burfdae) but we can still elp yu wiv any problums yu hav in trayning yur hoomans.   

Keyp it up Santa Paws will bring yu lots of toys and presunts - but kat parsils are the best x

JiNley

[Jenz]

We iz both in da dog hoose! Mammy caught us eatin puddy cat pooz out da litter tway!

Dougal: Me waz caught in da tray!
Storm: ma brother passed me da puddy cat pooz & me waz chuckling it in me mouth on da nice cweam sofa!

Our mammy did this

We is vewy sowy mammy 

   wowzers dats gud nortying!  I cant get the kat parsils they are in a dome thingy, are they deliciouss?  Foxy parsisl and sheep parsils are yummy too!

Wots Santy Pawz?  Sounds gud!

[piph]

I iz asow in da dog-howse tooday.  i did sea dat the toylet paypa in da downstares toylet woz 'angin of da rowl so i did tri two tidie it up fowr mumy but it woodn't go bak on da rowl sos i pulled it all of and tryed to tidie it up bi eetin it. der woz lots of it and mumy did sea me an maid me swop it for a chew - i did swolow sum tho.  mumy sed i'd be wipin my own bum wiv it later, bu i dint unerstand wot she ment.  she orso sed dat she ad desided not to av a big crismas tre dis yere cos i'd eet awl da decawasuns of it - but i dint no wot she ment abowt dat eether.
luv ozzy

[Holly2009]

We iz both in da dog hoose! Mammy caught us eatin puddy cat pooz out da litter tway!

Dougal: Me waz caught in da tray!
Storm: ma brother passed me da puddy cat pooz & me waz chuckling it in me mouth on da nice cweam sofa!

Our mammy did this

We is vewy sowy mammy 

   wowzers dats gud nortying!  I cant get the kat parsils they are in a dome thingy, are they deliciouss?  Foxy parsisl and sheep parsils are yummy too!

Wots Santy Pawz?  Sounds gud!

Ours is in a dome fingy with a flappy bit, but iz a bwave boy, me'z not scared! Me'z waz in da 'enclosed' tway - mammy culd only sea my tail 
Mmmmm they iz dilectable!! But mammy has put the puddy cats scwatchy fing & our toy box infwont so we can't get in no more  we will miss the puddy cat poopies!

[Patp]

Santy Paws is VERY speshul!

The furst syns that Santy Paws is cuming to visit is that yur moMmy gows up unto a small hows in the roof and fetchis a tree fing and dekorayts it wiv sum borls and tinsul stuff which is grayt fun to play wiv.  If yu downt lyk how yur moMmy has dekoraytid the tree, yu can taky the tinsul and borls off until yur moMmy gets it right - she will preshyate that.

Yu might find that yur moMmy puts sum luvly papur boxis under the tree as a gayme for yu.  Yur moMmy lykes to praktis rapping up these boxis, so yu kan help her heyr by taykin the papur off.  That is gud fun  

Theyr will be lots of new smells cumin from the cucker thing in the kitchin.  They are scrummy.

Santa Paws parrently cums down the chimney but I gardid it last krismas and I didunt see him - but wen I went owt to av a wee on krismas mornin I kaym bak in and me MoMmy sed "ooh luk Jinley Santa Paws has been"    I woz appey coz he left me lots of toys and bowns and stuff, but I wontid to see him coz I think he myt luk like the powsty man who I bark at.

I am not gowin to go owt for a wee this krismas and I will let yu know wot he luks lyk.

Beware of moMmys and daDdys who say "downt do that Santy Paws wownt cum if you are norty".  Santa Paws will still kum, so mayk shur yu are still norty, it is gud fun!!

JiNley

[Holly2009]