Roscoe Up To Mischeif Again

[vicking]

Just found Roscoe and my best leather jacket ripped to shreads. Oh boy is this wee guy teachin me a few lessons latley or wot.  

[*Jay*]

Whoops Bet you only stayed mad at him for a nanosecond though    

[Shirley]

Oh, no Vicky, what a shame.  We learn by our mistakes - I had a good pair of shoes which ended up in the bin after I'd only worn them 3 times!!     I can laugh now but I wasn't a happy bunny at they time - mad with myself more than the dog.  Here's something to brighten your mood  

Dog Property Laws
If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.    

[Becky]

Oh no Vicky, what a little monster!

We have just looked after my parents 8 month old staff cross for 2 weeks while they were on holiday, and he shredded 4 pairs of my shoes and the door mat!  

[ziggy]

Oh, no Vicky, what a shame.  We learn by our mistakes - I had a good pair of shoes which ended up in the bin after I'd only worn them 3 times!!     I can laugh now but I wasn't a happy bunny at they time - mad with myself more than the dog.  Here's something to brighten your mood  

Dog Property Laws
If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.  

that just sums it up,      

[ziggy]

shirley that really made me laugh it,s so true,and i love the way you wrote it,


must remember those dog rules and laugh when the new pup arrives,i will copy it and stick it on the fridge,,


ziggy and jasperxxxx

[ziggy]

sorry about your jacket vicking,,i,ve had so many things destroyed myself,,and no,it,s not funny at the time,but it doesn,t take long before you forgive them



take care,

ziggy and jasperxxxx

 

[vicking]

Love it Shirley and so true. Roscoe sat at my feet now givin me one of those special cocker looks butter would not melt and all that...........

[Shirley]

shirley that really made me laugh  it,s so true,and i love the way you wrote it,

 Would love to take the credit for writing it but will come clean and tell you I found it on another site ages ago.  I've got a laminated copy on the wall in my kitchen along with another cheeky poem that I copied at the same time.  Will hunt it out and post it later  


 

[vicking]

will look forward to it.  

[Tracey J]

So funny and so true!!!
I've printed this out to stick on the fridge, I might have to repeat it to myself, mantra style when I feel like roaring in future!

This could have been written about Molly, or Emily, my youngest daughter come to think of it
 

[Shirley]

Okay, this may or may not work.  Still getting used to the new bit of this board  

[ziggy]

that,s fantastic shirley,,will get hubby to do me one of them,and stick it at work for all to see,even non-dog lovers    


cheers
ziggy and jasperxxxx  

[ziggy]

i have to say me and my son have laughed our heads off at the dog laws shirley,,you have really tickled us with that  

thanx again

ziggy and jasper,,and a very tickled son,charly,xx

[*Jay*]

I think I'm going to make myself one of those Shirley  Thats excellent