I went on a one day dog grooming course on Friday, to learn how to clip and groom Harv - it was great fun, but poor Harv had to stand on the grooming table for 5 hours in total while I dithered around with the clippers and scissors. He was so tired that at one point I was looking closely at his feet while I was cutting them and he rested his head on the back of my neck and went to sleep (I could tell he was asleep because he got heavier and heavier).
Anyway, a big handy hint was to bath your dog using a scrunchy thing (like we use in the shower). It makes the shampoo go a lot further and is a lot easier than trying to use your fingers with all that excess skin on the dog!
Bathing Harv was one thing - it took me an hour to blow dry him - he was lovely and fluffy and clean when I'd finished, but because he was so fluffy it made it even scarier to go near him with the clippers!!
We both survived the experience in the end and I can't wait for a couple of months to pass so I get to try out my new found skills on poor unsuspecting Harv!