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Offline silkstocking

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"a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« on: November 08, 2006, 01:13:14 PM »
Just been looking at the envolope with Jarv on................well actually I havent stopped looking at it!! :005: :005: ( Helen if he gets kidnapped you know who has him!!!!)

Anyway I have been chuckling away to myself with the caption underneath........

" a few things your dog couldnt care less about"...................

sooooo my question is, what could your dogs not care less about!?!?!?!

Number 1 has got to be ..............................their top knots :lol: :lol: :lol:

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.................sticking to house rules and wiping their feet before they come in after a walk ::) :005:


Any other suggestions?!?!?!?!?!?! :005: :005:

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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2006, 01:35:43 PM »
Farting!! :005:

And not tearing up the beautiful new bedding you have just bought at great expense for them!

And whose leg they hump!!

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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2006, 01:50:33 PM »
running round the house with your dirty undies when someone's at the door ::)

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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2006, 01:57:14 PM »
scooting his bum round on the new carpet and leaving poo stripes ........ >:D

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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2006, 02:00:35 PM »
scooting his bum round on the new carpet and leaving poo stripes ........ >:D

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Eugh  :P

Clive doesn't care who he snuggles up to while they're on the toilet...
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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2006, 02:18:43 PM »
scooting his bum round on the new carpet and leaving poo stripes ........ >:D

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Eugh  :P

Clive doesn't care who he snuggles up to while they're on the toilet...

Paddy likes to sit on your lap when you're on the loo if you're female, but to investigate your underpants if you're male.... ph34r

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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2006, 03:05:03 PM »
smelling of fox poo....

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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2006, 03:15:17 PM »
Glen couldn't care less if you have just finished getting ready for work and he has muddy paws from the garden, he still wants a cuddle and will jump all over you until he gets it.

Currently at work sporting a lovely cream outfit that has an unusual paw print pattern on it.

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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2006, 03:26:09 PM »
Pepsi couldn't care less if there's enough room on the sofa for her - she's going to wriggle her bum until she squeezes in even if it does mean giving you dirty looks and knocking coffee all over your nice cream fluffy dressing gown.


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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2006, 03:30:04 PM »
The fact that you just mopped the kitchen floor, and then comes in from outside after digging holes in the garden!  >:D

Also the toilet thing! - snuggling up to your feet whilst you're on the toilet, and then waiting patiently in case you accidentally drop the toilet roll so she can pretend to be the Andrex puppy! :005:

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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2006, 03:49:14 PM »
Mikey and Herbie couldn't care less that they do all of the above, Herbie doesn't care about doing naughty things and getting told off for them cause he still does them, he also doesn't care about the fact that he likes licking Ronalds private parts  :005:
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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2006, 03:52:45 PM »
Mikey and Herbie couldn't care less that they do all of the above, Herbie doesn't care about doing naughty things and getting told off for them cause he still does them, he also doesn't care about the fact that he likes licking Ronalds private parts  :005:

And does Ronald care less about that...?  :005:
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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2006, 04:01:08 PM »
Sam couldn't care less who sees his private parts in all their glory while he's lay on the settee with his paws in the air  :005:

Or what food he can collect on his ears
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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2006, 04:19:41 PM »
Dodge couldn't care less how many days/weeks/months old that rancid smelling dead crab on the beach is. It's food!

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Re: "a few things your dog couldnt care less about"
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2006, 05:15:08 PM »
Ruby couldn't care less about her big box of toys.  She likes the toys she finds herself the best: dirty socks, the sponge out of the bathroom, the extra hoover attachments, the cushions off our sofa, the plastic labels from the garden that show what you've planted where (or did until she ran off with them), my slippers, my dressing gown cord, and anything at all as long as she's taken in out of the bin.