Morgan is a terrible thief, a destroyer of anything lying about, will climb over the sofa to get at an unsupervised ball of wool etc.

Hugo is a saint, never steals from the coffee table or kitchen counter but mainly because he's too short to reach

but oh my goodness what a snitch he is
He has a very special bark which means "Mum, Mum, come quick, Morgan's being naughty again" People don't believe me until they hear it for themselves, it's quite different from the "Stranger, Danger" bark or the one that means"Kitchen timer's pinging, is there anything for me?"
What special barks do your cockers have?