I 'm ashamed to say that I went
absolutely crazy at DD today, I don;t normally shout .... and I did, I don't normally swear in front of her ....you'd think I invented it, and she was so shocked, and upset, she couldn't speak to my mum for crying. But I was SOOOOO mad because ....
Today Tiffany is wearing 'eau du vomit' perfume....she ate at least 200g of dairy milk chocolate that my daughter left on a table in the lounge

. 20g for Tiffys weight is toxic. We made an emergency trip to the vets where they made Tiffy sick, took her away an force fed her charcoal. Poor little sweetie, after she'd chucked-up all over the consulting room (dragged her ears in it and trod in it) she could hardly walk and you couldn't see her eyes, just the red rims underneath.
Anyways, I always seem to remember the funny thing in any situation so,,,,, the vet had obviously NOT treated a docked cocker before. After she came out, tail wagging (even after all she'd gone through, bless her) he said 'is her tail ok', I just said that yes it was very waggly and he said 'but when she wags it the hair on her bum and legs is moving, is that normal' I said that he should see her coming towards me with both bum and tail pointing in the same direction

Bless my little love, she's had some cooked fish, been drinking water and is bright and sparky.

Hopefully my dd has learnt a lesson. I've made her pay £35 towards the £144 vet bill.....too harsh? And luckily it was dairy milk, cos dark chocolate is apparently worse.
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